Favorite phrases
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"All you're good for is turning food into shit."
"Well, aren't you just a ray of fucking sunshine."
"You're a walking advertisement for abortions."
"I see this as proof that there is a god, and man does he have a sense of humour. Because there is no way that after several billion years of evolution that this is the best that we can do."
"Well, aren't you just a ray of fucking sunshine."
"You're a walking advertisement for abortions."
"I see this as proof that there is a god, and man does he have a sense of humour. Because there is no way that after several billion years of evolution that this is the best that we can do."
I'm so horny I could shampoo a moose
Your lips are moving, but nothings coming out
Do I stutter?
Do you need help pulling your whole leg out of your mouth, not just your foot?
Does a chicken have lips?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Your lips are moving, but nothings coming out
Do I stutter?
Do you need help pulling your whole leg out of your mouth, not just your foot?
Does a chicken have lips?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
"If you love something set it free. If it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it" 
"If I had a dick, I'd tell you to suck it"
xoxoxox
Charlie
"If I had a dick, I'd tell you to suck it"
xoxoxox
Charlie
fav phrases...remember the late Ed Whelan from Stampede Wrestling back in the late sixty's and the seventies...some memorable ones that I can recall:
Noooooo Chancey MR. Whelan
A Malfunction at the Junction
A ringy ding dong dandy
Okay I do watch too much TV, LOL!
Noooooo Chancey MR. Whelan
A Malfunction at the Junction
A ringy ding dong dandy
Okay I do watch too much TV, LOL!
She's so tall, she could hunt geese with a rake!
With those buckteeth, she could eat corn on the cob thru a chain-link fence!
Christ, with that nose, she can smoke in the rain!
That's been around since nineteen-oh-shit!
Say, when you get that nose operation, get the surgeon to save me a roast!
Is that your nose or are you smoking a banana!
You piss me off, and I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck!
You're such a lousy fucking cook that even the flies chipped in to fix the hole in the screen!
M
With those buckteeth, she could eat corn on the cob thru a chain-link fence!
Christ, with that nose, she can smoke in the rain!
That's been around since nineteen-oh-shit!
Say, when you get that nose operation, get the surgeon to save me a roast!
Is that your nose or are you smoking a banana!
You piss me off, and I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck!
You're such a lousy fucking cook that even the flies chipped in to fix the hole in the screen!
M
Go with the flow Money can't but happiness Simple life One day at a time U-haul never followed by a hearst Worrying is like a rocking chair it gets you no where I have more but I can't think of them ...yet
I have more but I can't think of them ...yet
Go with the flow, Money can't but happiness , Simple life, One day at a time, U-haul never followed by a hearst, Worrying is like a rocking chair it gets you no where? I have more but I can't think of them ...yet
I have more but I can't think of them ...yet"When you were a kid, you were so ugly your parents had to tie a porkchop around you neck to get the dog to play with you!!"
xoxooxo
Charlie
xoxooxo
Charlie
WinnipegCharlie said:"When you were a kid, you were so ugly your parents had to tie a porkchop around you neck to get the dog to play with you!!"
xoxooxo
Charlie[/QUOTE} OUCH!!!Baby!!
busier than a four peckered goat in mating season
shaking like a dog shitting razor blades
busier than 10 bears
is a bear catholic? does the pope shit in the woods?
someone shit where i was standing
fucked up worse than polio
he was beaten like a red headed stepchild
shaking like a dog shitting razor blades
busier than 10 bears
is a bear catholic? does the pope shit in the woods?
someone shit where i was standing
fucked up worse than polio
he was beaten like a red headed stepchild
