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I think you might want to up your budget unless you are looking for a 1/2 hour session. I would recommend Skyer Mack and Maya West but you are looking at north of $850 there. If you type “duo” in the search box (top right of screen) you will get the history of duos on Perb. My bet is you might...

Happy, but short answer, no. No birthday deals. No veteran deals. No big dick deals, coincidentally, no small cock deals. I think certain girls may gussy things up a bit if you mention it, maybe share a cupcake? Eventually you will get to a place that it’s just a day and it’s not that important.

I can recommend Jenny Spa. Jenny the mama-san can be a bit prickly on the phone, but if you like a real firm massage she’s your lady. Emily works (I think) Monday and Friday? She’s hot, does a good massage and has a pretty good extras menu. Ive seen Rebecca in past. Dresses conservative, has a...

Get a puppy. I did. 2 days ago. I haven’t slept. Haven’t stopped chasing around a 4 legged chainsaw. Haven’t stopped feeding her treats, cuddling, cleaning up pee and poop. It’s fucking awesome, it’s fucking awesome, I’m being fucking sarcastic.

It was really good, she is really nice. She is very sexy, to me.

There is a Lady who does actually have a preference for stubble. Quite likes it even. You won’t be disappointed in anything this girl has to offer. Lady Via… https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-escorts/metro-vancouver/burnaby_newwest_1pm_11pm_exclusive_part_time_playmate-6561541?source=list

Good point steverino, I know I’ve been prone to getting finished at a session, getting home and re-living it with words on here. Probably doesn’t provide an objective review. In future I will wait 24 hours. Makes perfect sense. Im putting together a duo upcoming in the next couple weeks...

Master P is right on the mark. I’m a tradesman and love the medium I muck around with, metal. I bought a forge, anvil and an ongoing collection of hammers. I do have my own shop but this doesn’t have to stop you if you don’t, for whatever medium you choose. In Langley there is a co-op called...

B. Leave it alone. So what if your uncle-fathers step brothers second cousin twice removed does porn? People do porn. This is sex work. The rules are implied. You see something that you see, good for you. Shush up about it. Go to your auntie-mothers half sisters house for turkey dinner, put a...

I found out from a friend yesterday that a guy often gets aroused during a waxing. Apparently the wax pulling part can produce an ejaculation. Can’t wait for my first try now lol.

Nope, this is her… https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-massage/metro-vancouver/vancouver_aimee_heart_the_tantra_prostate_expert-4690614?source=list

Well, dude…”tell us how you did…”, older Van Halen fans will get that one. If you’re younger, did it work for you? Was the lass impressed? Would you recommend doing it up for the rest of us knuckle draggers? My carhartts have lots of room for balls which makes them comfortable, so I’m with the...

$220 +/-, ymmv. FS.

If Langley isn’t too far out of your way… Jenny Spa, Langley, see Emily. Call and see what days she works, I can’t remember. I’m stoned AF right now. Angels Acupressure spa, Langley, see Angel. She’s not the owner, she works Friday and Saturday. Both are good girls, super sexy, love to please...

1. Spend some time on here. Study the girls. You are looking for a good reputable lady that provides what is called a GFE. (Girl friend experience). 2. Leolist is not a viable source of reliable info for what you are looking for. The ladies that advertise here on Perb are verified and most are...

I wouldn’t. https://yandex.com/images/search?rpt=imageview&url=https%3A%2F%2Favatars.mds.yandex.net%2Fget-images-cbir%2F2226455%2Flmh8a_y4lgdKLmpkymfsqA6895%2Forig&cbir_id=2226455%2Flmh8a_y4lgdKLmpkymfsqA6895

You might want to clarify this one. Is your friend looking for a male or female practitioner? Or does it matter? Otherwise you’ll get guys like me or master p volunteering for the position.

Real as a $3 bill. https://yandex.com/images/search?rpt=imageview&url=https%3A%2F%2Favatars.mds.yandex.net%2Fget-images-cbir%2F1583957%2FTKVTXkdC4-F4QQjhA2VprA4987%2Forig&cbir_id=1583957%2FTKVTXkdC4-F4QQjhA2VprA4987

Here’s your lady. If you go through with it I’m jealous AF. THE Goddess Ivy. https://www.leolist.cc/personals/dom-fetish/metro-vancouver/vancouver_dominant_red_head_goddess_worship_serve-6484069?source=list

Thanks perbertman. I must admit to not being well versed in certain aspects of self care. What the hell does exfoliate mean as it applies to your meat and potatoes goes? The site for the waxing person says to exfoliate. My mind says wash vigorously. Am I close or am I missing a step? As far as...