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Very much Yuliya for this…

My unicorn, a woman with a hairy blonde bush that loves to receive oral, oh man…

Here they come!!!

And I will happily vouch for Ms. Mack’s professionalism and high level of service. #1 lady in the LM.

Ok we can put this to rest from this humble reader’s position. Easy set up/ communication. Nice place, clean. Very professional RMT quality massage. Quite firm and attentive to sore spots Minimal tease. Nice hot towels. Flip, and warm up around the junk then onto a nice slippery hand job. Very...

Formerly known as Mx. Maya Odelle. Now known as Adrienne Kay. She has a beautifully shaped body and could likely kick my ass if that was on her mind. Olympic form. Her new link is https://www.adriennekay.ca/gallery

I’ve cut back on the fun lately.

I often compare it to something people can relate it to. I drive a Jeep (20 years old) and most of the guys I work with are gearheads of one sort or the other (including a semi-pro drift car driver). The speed limits are 100-120 kph across Canada. Above that and it’s illegal. So I compare it to...

When I was in the army I asked a sergeant a similar question, he was a real hard ass and never went on the prowl like the rest of us. I asked what he does when he gets horny, his reply? “I slam my cock in a car door, go for a 10k run and I have a cold shower.” Worked for him. Well, until it...

There was a point. I wouldn’t cross the street to piss in your ear if you were on fire, that you didn’t see that proves my point. Your reply further demonstrates that point. I was decent and almost kind in trying to tell you that you are a disagreeable person who adds very little of value to...

In the most respectful possible way I can only say this… You have been regularly banned and demonstrated that you have an intentionally acerbic personality. Even you would likely have to admit that you don’t seem to be a big fan of “rules”. BDSM is a world built on respect and rules. I’m not...

Start small with metal work. Buy an el-cheapo anvil from Princess Auto, if you’re a true amateur you won’t know the difference until you do, which will give you time to find a good one. I have 4, my first 2 are el-cheapos from princess auto, one being a small one for smaller (jewelry) projects...

My mastiff can one punch a soccer ball. There’s a certain satisfaction in watching a soccer ball deflate. She won’t steal one but if you leave it in the school yard and we visit in the dark it’s fair game.

Try a duo with Ivy and Maya Odelle, that’ll ring your bell.

If I’m doing a TOFTT or an adventure where the reviews are old I load the picture from the ad on the phone. Then I load google translate to ask “is this you?” and show them the ad. When they say “no”, I walk. Simple.

Jerk off an hour before your appointment.

You can put lipstick on a pig but it’s still a pig.

If they lost her then they lost their best girl.