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  1. Crookedmember

    USA political thread

    Well, it's relatively calm down there these days, with a sane adult in the White House, rather than an orange toddler throwing tantrums. Biden went on TV the other day and gave a speech that got high marks; he looked and sounded presidential. After a year of waiting, Americans are waking up to...
  2. Crookedmember

    What's your favourite position?

    These dark virus days, the honest and correct answer is: 'any way I can get it.' Can't wait to fuck all my friends when this is over.
  3. Crookedmember

    USA political thread

    "I got a new phone because the battery just wouldn't hold up. Forcing me to get a new phone. I got a new iphone, and that comes completely sealed, so in a few years (or at the end of my 2 year telephone plan- it will start to fail on the battery). So I will be forced to use the apple repair...
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    USA political thread

    Jesus Christ. When did conservatism become a mental illness?? https://www.the-sun.com/news/2412084/donald-trump-cpac-gold-statue-comeback-speech/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebarweb
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    Income?

    It can be an expensive hobby, but some people spend more at Starbucks on sugary water than I do on SPs. You don't say how old you are, but if you're youngish, open a TFSA at a discount broker and start buying dividend stocks (banks, utilities), and in a few years you can finance your fun with...
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    Day Trading?

    Ten or eleven years ago I left my full service "financial advisor" (and commissions that averaged $300-$400 per trade), opened discount brokerage accounts and bought aapl, msft and goog. I've been holding them ever since, even though aapl has had a few pullbacks that tempted me to sell. I'm...
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    Canada is such a wealthy country

    Biden wants to forgive $10,000 of college debt. That adds up to peanuts compared to the trillions of dollars of tax cuts Trump gave the wealthy and the corporations, and the 5 or 6 trillion Bush threw away in Iraq.
  8. Crookedmember

    Coco at Lotus Blossom

    Thanks for the Coco review. Was that $80 for 30 min, HE included? (Read one of the Lotus girls charges an extra 20 for the handy) Was the HE an Asian jackhammer, or something less painful? Could you touch her outside her clothes?
  9. Crookedmember

    Rush Limbaugh

    Yeah, it's pretty easy to understand that Biden is saying some people don't have access and have been left behind. The poster of that clip probably doesn't understand how bad things are in rural red state America and how a lot people have been ignored, denied services, and left to flounder by...
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    Rush Limbaugh

    FTW
  11. Crookedmember

    Gotta get something off my chest

    They wouldn't even have to go to school. Just watch some of the guys on Chaturbate. They want to be paid like junior lawyers, but they're not willing to put the slightest effort into learning handjobs 101. I've felt more aroused by my dental hygienist than some of these so-called pros.
  12. Crookedmember

    Asian Vivi 1281

    Oh, God, thanks for the review. I was going to go tomorrow. Think I'll stick with lulu.
  13. Crookedmember

    Bitcoin... Who Knew ! 🤔😳🙄

    A bitcoin ETF starts trading on the TSX Thursday: BTCC
  14. Crookedmember

    Genital permanent hair removal?

    A few years ago, we were up at our cabin. It's secluded, so we usually went naked. One evening after a few drinks I was out on the patio trying to light the propane BBQ. Couldn't get it lit. Fiddled with the controls. Another match. Nothing. Then suddenly POOF! A flash of heat and light...
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    Gotta get something off my chest

    Most of the girls/women in the massage business in my (medium size) town are just so terrible at it. First, the massage is usually just some bland light brushing. No effort at all. Nothing to get the juices flowing. None of the bliss they promise in their ads. I need some teasing. I need...
  16. Crookedmember

    Any waxing services with tease or hj?

    I seem to recall something like Maria? But you may be right.
  17. Crookedmember

    Any waxing services with tease or hj?

    Back when you could advertise this stuff on craigslist, I found a nice lady on Raymer Ave, who did nude haircuts and manscaping ending with a handjob. She'd even let you go down on her. Such a nice lady! But I lost track of her and have no idea where she is now. I wish there were still a...
  18. Crookedmember

    Burner phone precautions

    Due to the growing problem SIM jacking, I bought a second cell line. I use my main number for people and places I trust, and my bank and investment accounts. The second line is for SPs, online shopping that requires a #, twitter, facebook and email verification and anything else that I feel...
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    Asian Vivi 1281

    OK, chatted with her. Swears those are her pics. Includes body slide, bbbj, 69, prostate massage.
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