Gotta get something off my chest

[Crookedmember]

Most of the girls/women in the massage business in my (medium size) town are just so terrible at it.

First, the massage is usually just some bland light brushing. No effort at all. Nothing to get the juices flowing. None of the bliss they promise in their ads.

I need some teasing. I need some help getting into the mood. I need to feel a tingle in my loins. Johnny isn't as young as he used to be, you know.

But 9 times out of 10 what they do is when they're ready to move you out, they dump a litre of oil on your flaccid cock and start pulling like they're trying to start a flooded lawnmower.

Then I'm out on the street. Unsatisfied. Walking funny. 150 bucks lighter. And vowing never to do it again.

 

[Lo-ki]

Don’t fell bad....it happen in any size towns......

 

[too timid]

Don’t fell bad....it happen in any size towns......

and for more money.
Crookedmember, you and or anyone who has received poor or sub par services have my condolences. This isn't necessarily just a money thing or a physical thing. Whats the point of some one being there if they aren't present

 

[g eazy]

Then I'm out on the street. Unsatisfied. Walking funny. 150 bucks lighter. And vowing never to do it again.

...right, vowing never to do it again, until you do.

So should the complaint be for the providers? Or for yourself?

 

[Perbasaurus]

the worst thing i find is when they grip way too hard and just jackhammer

how about not gripping at all? trace around with your fingers first, be creative...you're not rolling down a car window for fuck's sake

 

[PuntMeister]

the worst thing i find is when they grip way too hard and just jackhammer

how about not gripping at all? trace around with your fingers first, be creative...you're not rolling down a car window for fuck's sake

You had me at tracing around fingers...

Maybe we should start a R&T school. Mostly on-line, until the finsl PractiCUM. No teasy, no paassie. It would we be good to have a Red Seal Perbicized trade standard for sure!

 

[Uncled]

I like it when at the end of the back massage, the unspoken signal to flip over is when she reaches between my legs and gently starts to tickle my balls . . .

 

[Crookedmember]

You had me at tracing around fingers...

Maybe we should start a R&T school. Mostly on-line, until the finsl PractiCUM. No teasy, no paassie. It would we be good to have a Red Seal Perbicized trade standard for sure!

They wouldn't even have to go to school. Just watch some of the guys on Chaturbate.

They want to be paid like junior lawyers, but they're not willing to put the slightest effort into learning handjobs 101.

I've felt more aroused by my dental hygienist than some of these so-called pros.

 

[masterpoonhunter]

Haha " I've felt more aroused by my dental hygienist than some of these so-called pros"
and thank god for the leaded apron to hid Mr. Chubby!!

Seriously to the OP, pretty sure every perbite here has had the same disappointing experience at one time or another. One of the reasons why I sincerely appreciate my regulars whom I tip every time and who know exactly how to work me into a nice froth!