Massage Adagio

Search results

  1. Crookedmember

    How do you guys last longer?

    I can send you a pic of my ex. One look at that, and you'll last til labour day.
  2. Crookedmember

    Beware of Brooke 8168

    It was more likely Bob than Brooke. And yes, all they have do is sign up for autodeposit at the bank and they don't need a password.
  3. Crookedmember

    Favourite scary movie?

    Other than old footage of my wedding, I really like Hitchcock's The Birds. Tippi Hedren and Suzanne Pleshette were so damn hot.
  4. Crookedmember

    Las Vegas - advice

    Wouldn't it make more sense to drive over to the next county where prostitution is legal? I don't think I'd want to risk a few days in a Clark County jail.
  5. Crookedmember

    “Walk in” song

    Since I usually end up with the aunties, I'd have to say, "Mrs. Robinson."
  6. Crookedmember

    Ruin a first date in 4 words or less

    Like my MAGA hat?
  7. Crookedmember

    Convince a hot date to sleep with you in 12 words or less

    Can someone explain how to get a hot date to begin with? Charlee isn't answering my calls.
  8. Crookedmember

    Penticton kellowna recommendations

    Another vote for Tori. https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-escorts/interior/kelowna_kelownas_hottest_bbw_looking_for_excellence_i_m_waiting_4u-5221217?source=list
  9. Crookedmember

    Canadian political thread

    Harper and Mulroney ran up $600 billion of debt. Will we have to pay for that too? Conservatives are really great at talking about balancing budgets. They just never actually do it.
  10. Crookedmember

    Canadian political thread

    Yikes.
  11. Crookedmember

    Canadian political thread

    The memes are slightly interesting, although not factual. I doubt they change any minds at election time. The compiled polls I've seen recently give the Liberals a 95% chance of winning a majority or minority, and the Conservatives a 5% chance of winning a minority. On the question of...
  12. Crookedmember

    Canadian political thread

    I know you're being sarcastic, but Canada has valid concerns about the situation in the United States. As of the end of May, only 31% of Republicans were vaccinated, compared to 59% of Democrats. So before the border is opened, we have to have a system in place to block those who refuse...
  13. Crookedmember

    Canadian political thread

    I don't want to say the Conservatives are stupid, but in the last 3 1/2 months they've . . . -voted down a party resolution to recognize climate change as real -voted against a bill to ban gay conversion therapy -voted for an unenforceable bill to ban sex-selection abortion You don't win...
  14. Crookedmember

    USA political thread

    Also, Trump is 6'3" and weighs 220.
  15. Crookedmember

    Burner App?

    Most of the apps add a signature to the text message: "Sent via acme texting app." I know with textnow you can go into settings and turn off the signature.
  16. Crookedmember

    Real or Fake?

    In one of the pictures, one of the power outlets appears to be non-North American. Lean to fake.
  17. Crookedmember

    Bill Cosby to be released from prison after conviction overturned

    In a nutshell: "there was a 'vast' violation of Bill Cosby’s due process rights when he was criminally charged and convicted, a decade after a previous prosecutor had declined to prosecute him in order to urge him to sit for a civil deposition instead (but was used in his criminal trial.)" The...
  18. Crookedmember

    USA political thread

    Kind of thinking we may see the smarter states that create the wealth break away from the stupid, Evangelical, redneck welfare states. You can't fix something this broken.
  19. Crookedmember

    Commando and heat

    This is a solid, sexy look and a great way to beat the heat.
  20. Crookedmember

    Lake Levels

    Water constantly flows into Okanagan Lake via Mission Creek and others. The level is controlled by a series of dams south of Penticton to control the drain into Skaha Lake, Osoyoos Lake and the Okanagan river.
Vancouver Escorts