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    My name isn't Elsi Dawson, AMA.

    Sounds like good hunts to me. ;)
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    My name isn't Elsi Dawson, AMA.

    Cooee. Greatest regret? I invented the internet once and I've yet to figure out why. Yes, there are cat memes now but at what cost?
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    My name isn't Elsi Dawson, AMA.

    Do I have to make the murder with my hands or can I use any implement I'd like? Yes, either way. Maybe even 60% get away with it, probably. I don't know if you've seen the nightmare that is my inbox. Re the money, uhh.... you're asking if I'd like to die a millionaire before I'm 28 or keep...
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    My name isn't Elsi Dawson, AMA.

    - Because they're sensitive. Same reason you like to tug on your balls while you're jerking it. - If you have your hands on the wheel while you're giving road head, you're doing it wrong. - Dogs don't have arms, they have four legs. No armpits. - Your pic does turn me on, but I'll never...
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    My name isn't Elsi Dawson, AMA.

    Most certainly. Always. Yes.
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    My name isn't Elsi Dawson, AMA.

    Halo 3 1v1
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    My name isn't Elsi Dawson, AMA.

    Your mother's dress, champ. Stop clogging up my AMA. I paid money to be on PERB again and the ROI is already miserable.
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    My name isn't Elsi Dawson, AMA.

    I've always been an independent sex worker. I've worked for three-ish years in my hometown of Vancouver. Ask Me Anything. Or don't. Best of luck, mods.
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    Has anyone else noticed this pattern?

    You say that now, Lo-ki, but you know my wrath is indiscriminate. ;)
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    Is overdoing the advertising here a turn off to you

    Hello Forum Mod, It's me, Elsi. I noticed a post you did where you reminded that guy about how sniveling posts about an impossibility, indelibly broadcasted for the entire world to see so long as there is an internet, would likely be grounds for a sex worker to turn him down and I wanted to...
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    Has anyone else noticed this pattern?

    The assumption is a nation-wide conspiracy of sex workers arranging to swap keys and cities? How would that kind of operation be organized and why? How do we line up the dates and make sure that someone's there to show them where the spare sheets are in the incall? Does their ring leader have...
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    P.A. man charged in alleged sexual assaults involving Nanaimo sex trade workers

    Bingo. Crown is keeping this case quiet so that other victims can come forward. He's been active in Nanaimo, Victoria, and the Lower Mainland. If any SPs would like to talk about this case or any similar to it, please reach out to me. We don't have to do anything about it, but sometimes just...
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    Speciesism (Certain lives being deemed more worthy than the other)

    I think dogs are better than cats, and I don't like bunnies but I'll feed them if they cuddle me. Are fish a species? They can be pretty cool too.
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    High hip vs low hip jeans

    You people are still out here wearing pants?
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    Your gals are on global

    Amen. I asked my mum what she would have done in that situation and she said that when we were actually young children we used to go to nude beaches (with scrotums and penises and labia and nipples and some combination thereof!) and we'd sometimes be curious, sometimes giggle, whatever. But...
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    Your gals are on global

    Ahh, herein lies the rub--we weren't going at it when she came over. I had a nip slip (big jugs in a onesie with denim shorts and a collared sleeveless shirt thing, btw) while we were hanging out on a mostly empty beach waiting for karaoke to start. Yes, we had kissed. We do that. We weren't...
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    Clementine Smithereens: classy, sassy, inked east van babe

    Hey Clementitties Smitherbitties, Very excited to be in Kelowna with you! Thanks for bringing your flogger (down on my buttcheeks) and your croissant kisses and driving me all the way out here while I played with my nipples at traffic. I'm looking forward to getting a few bookings with you...
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    Hmmmmm I wanna see......:)

    She can hear you, you know.
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    Any SPs specialize in slow sensual cock massage/teasing/edging?

    That's all that Clementine ever talks about. She's kinda new to the industry, but she has like eighty-million reviews or something. You may have heard of her.
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    Touring Vancouver babes burn down Kelowna

    Oh no! What am I going to wear?! Nothing. Well, fun stuff and then nothing. Or maybe some fun stuff while everyone else is wearing nothing. Like thigh-high things or strappy bits. It's Kelowna, the rules don't apply. Very many excite!
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