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A good reputable inspector will pay for themselves pretty quick…and I agree have a contractor follow him around or do his own show and tell….seen plenty of farm buildings that would go up in flames , because of bad wiring , or weak timber frames.

I know what your saying about the confidence…..dated a hot little tiny one that was a black belt….this cowboy was on his best behaviour, after the second round of whiskey shots.

Hell….I’d marry her

I suppose you could bondo over the bullet holes and remove the back window gun rack……but it’s the smell you’ll never get rid of in the interior, it’s a blend of 35 year old stripper, cheap beer, and cattle dog, infused gently with cow shit, with a slight overtone of Axe body spray…Oh ….and both...

Since nobody called it yet….❤️SHOTGUN!!!!❤️

Hmmmmm…….id chalked her up to being a fake going from her adds, I need to be a little less sceptical.

Very impatient over text….even when given respect.

Trust me you don’t want one of my old diesels….

So you need a new truck?….or buy a place in the loops

What the hell happened to your car?….. do I need to bring my tool box?

I could live with just one..

Topless?……

I’ll never look at a tomahawk steak the same way again…..thanks for that.

In the good old days ….I was a handsome young farm kid, and getting a free blow job from a blonde farm girl in a cornfield party happened once a month, and driving a 70’s 4x4 pick up was cool , instead of socially /environmentally unexceptable.

I’ve had a little crush on the OP for awhile now…..

Stalin starved 16 million of his own people….the Ukraine was a cannibals wet dream.

….funny, I’m here for the boobs, but that might just be me.

Perb has become a far more user friendly place…..and not filled full of angry basement dwellers acting like 14 year olds with the gamer attitude and soulless stare. I took my perbatory bans in stride..but was a little insulted when coming back none of the Mods accepted my “friend requests”...

Yeah……baby , and in the middle of haying season….