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    Secret Benefits Ad Girl

    Yep! Met your mom on there and we're getting married. Now brush your teeth and take out the garbage before I tell her that you are on a escort review board.
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    Seeking advice on starting a new business

    YUSSSSS! Metallica!
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    Cautionary tale

    Nickelback.
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    Cautionary tale

    Come on now boy. We spell it as "colour" in these parts. I think she has valid reasons for hating on you. I mean, I only now met you and I hope you stub your toe. You are worse than that feeling of forgetting which pocket you put your keys in. You are worse than a sneeze that won't come out...
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    Cautionary tale

    Why he got smacked around by a bunch of s/ws, and not in the fun "please hit me harder Daddy" way. Curious, does he raise (lower) his standing amongst other incels failing this hard? Must be a rough day when he can't troll a site of this high caliber.
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    Don't you hate it when...

    This is an important topic, let's focus. ICBC referenced Punters as a reason for their rate hikes. I think that clients should take a minute and stop driving with boners. I mean, what if we hit a kid? Or something with real value like a dog?
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    Recycling

    Merci jgg. If you pissed in my cornflakes, I would happily eat it. I have experience working in the Tar Sands, Teck in Trail and even garbage burners, so I know a thing or two on this subject. My beef is the making a post about a controversial topic only because they can. See Philip...
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    Recycling

    Welcome to the internet, where you can vomit whatever you and your three brain cells are thinking about, without any SOURCES or common sense. At best, China has a terrible environmental history but please ask yourself, why would anyone buy plastic, ship it all the way to China, only to burn it...
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    Five Timers Club - question for the ladies

    Yes! More of this thread plz! I recently had a conversation with a nonpunter friend (puke) who was saying "You've been seeing this escort (lets call her Elspee, got em, to keep things anonymous) for a few years now. Do you ever think of asking Elspee for a discount or something like that?"...
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    have u hired an actual porn star

    She stuck it in your poop shoot, eh? I'm jealous. Great post by the way, 13/10.
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    When the Cover is Better than the Original...part 2

    I was going to post "The Animals" - "House of the Rising Sun" > "Bob Dylan" - "House of the Rising Sun" only to find out through the wonders of research that Bob Dylan never wrote the original. "House of the Rising Sun" is an old folk song. Learned me something today, class dismissed.
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    SPs good for edging?

    *Pushing through the crowd* I might know a thing or two on this subject. I would highly recommend Elsi Dawson. She has been known to be quite cruel to me with tie and tease, whether it be with her mouth or her hands. I remember one time she had me tied up, put a condom on my member, smiled, and...
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    Hey, we’re over here!

    A: Because you touch yourself at night. B: https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?261824-What-s-keeping-some-of-the-reputable-touring-SP-s-from-coming-to-Vancouver&highlight=travelling <---This relates to Victoria as well. C: Please stop touching yourself at night, you are ruining it for...
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    Gloryholes

    Heard rumours that there are some on one of the ferry boats...
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    First Man in UK to Go To Jail For Propositioning Woman

    Ever think of replacing your mouth wash with glue? The industrial kind at that. I highly recommend this in your case.
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    Extra Ticket Jan 20 7:30 pm to Illusionists - Any Lady Interested?

    That's fine, not like I rearranged my whole Sunday so I could go with you. Really, its fine. I guess the real illusion here was your love...
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    Happiness versus Meaning in life

    Dude, nothing really matters.
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    Where can I find a woman like this in Vancouver?

    Pump the brakes here bud. Seriously?I LOVE how we live in a democracy and your vote counts as much as mine...
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    Where can I find a woman like this in Vancouver?

    Everybody knows women don't want to be compared to cars. Women want pictures of Spiderman!
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