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So, uhh... Does this lady have a name? Is she a sp? Totally asking for a friend. Yep.

I even heard on the news that there are naked woman fornicating on the beach, right in front of children! In all seriousness, this comment is why I "love" Perb. You guys are... something else?

It was a lazy attempt. If you are trying to scam I say go all out.

Maybe this is more common in the dom/sub community, but I have seen a couple of dommes who were territorial and possessive. One going as far to bash other s/ws in what seemed to be petty jealousy. Both tried to play the "wanting to be desired" card by saying shit like "you belong to me and...

Not surprised to hear about dummy ads. I remember flagging and providing evidence to LL's "mods" about scams and hearing nothing in return. LL is a bunch of useless culls. On the flip side, I have had plenty of recent success using Tryst. Seems more and more providers are hopping on their.

Thank you! I love showing people what my maw can do. I have nothing but respect for moms. That is the hardest job out there by far. But if you are going to use your parent card to dictate how others live in public, especially on something that SHOULD BE trivial? I'm sorry, you have lost me as...

Thank you for being a decent human/parent. The late Louis CK had a rant about "not being able to face your ugly kids about open homosexuality". I am paraphrasing because I don't want to hijack the thread and Google is so far away.

Please! Please never fall off that high horse of yours, the result could be fatal. Worksafe BC dictates that you should have fall protection over 10'. I hope that you are taking the proper precautions.

I know right!? I too hate it when women are on the beach, minding their own business. They should have bowed their heads in shame when anyone, especially if it was a man, looked upon them with disgust. Shout out to Global for rubbing shit together and making a fire. Perfect execution on hearing...

I'm still giggling at the whole thing. Whoever thought Kelowna could snoop even lower? So proud of Daddy/Step Daddy. -Some Sub-Slut in Quesnel

Are you telling me that I didn't have to have sex with that plumber?

I get to offer you the rare "twofer". Congratulations on the one year sober AND congratulations on being my first friend on PERB!!! I think we all know which is better. Seriously doe, huge respect for encouraging yourself and others. Always nice to see in others. Looking forward to...

Step Daddy gets all the spaghetti they want! Pesto okay?

I'm going to throw my five cents in here, because fuck it. Daddy isn't here to tell me what to do! You can give yourself a pat on the back, for as you say, getting the courage to ask. Asking someone out is a gamble. Like the other users say, the excuse can be anything/everything. Or you can be...

With zero warning- spit on it and go for broke. I think Cock Throppled said it best, communication is always the safest route. Don't be afraid to talk to your partner, as some genius/amazing person once said "if you can't ask for the type of sex you want, you're not ready for that type of...

I was waiting for someone to mansplain mansplaing but I'll give it a shot. In the context of this situation, I would consider this mansplaining. I think everyone had great intentions and were more than happy to help, but they failed to realize that they were explaining, to a very successful...

Worst game of fuck, marry kill I've ever seen. My turn: Marry the dog. Fuck the dead Chicken. Kill all the humans.

Bonus points if your open sign is "Enter Sandman".

I vote Fade to Black. No apology.

You fools! Obviously she needs to maximize her RRSP by elongating her 401ok. Then she needs liquidate money before it turns gaseous. Now faxing is very important, remember that and invest in Bitcoins. Don't worry about online booking, internet is a fad, R.I.P in peace. Taxes are a myth...