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^This. I know, right? I'm no expert, but my understanding is that most rapists or would-be rapists don't exactly volunteer that info to others.

Same here! Wish I'd seen Zappa Plays Zappa back in December.

For her sake I hope you do stop seeing her, she deserves a partner that doesn't find her body disgusting. Not everyone finds squirting sexy but your reaction is goddamn juvenile. It is NOT piss, and for the record a lot of fluids leak out of your junk too.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/we-raise-all-our-beef-humanely-on-open-pasture-and,30983/

I was out for a walk this afternoon and found what I thought was a shopping list on the sidewalk. I picked it up for some reason and lo and behold it's actually the names and numbers of eight different SPs (I thought the names were a dead giveaway but a quick search of the numbers when I got...

Definitely a tall order, but your chances might increase if you post it in the right section.

The Onion is one of the best sources of satire out there. 25 years of hilarious, venomous commentary but sometimes a lame piece like this creeps in.

God, I hope I don't somehow end up on this list... I think I'm due for a trip to Surrey.

If I booked a 15 minute session I'd be leaving with blue balls. I understand why SPs offer it but it's too brief for me. Spring for a bit more time and if you got a few extra minutes hopefully you're in the company of a nice conversationalist.

Who the hell can finish twice in 15 minutes? I'm younger than the average pooner and I haven't been able to do that in well over a decade.

Fair 'nuff, will do. Hope I can see you soon.

I know she posts here but damned if I can find a review. Anyone seen her? Her rates seem really reasonable and I like the pics, but not very much info on her ERS ad and I can't find a website.

That article just made me feel sorry for the guy. I hope when I'm 91 I have the mobility and autonomy to the things that make me happy. 'Re-education' my ass...

Jackin' it.

This is perfect, it's always been my fantasy to go down on a woman who was using a stopwatch.

Everything went downhill for him once he got on Twitter.

Hey there, I'm new to this hobby (only seen a couple providers so far), but I've been lurking here for a couple months. I'm glad that so many of my questions were answered here before I took the plunge. I was just wondering if some SPs might take issue with facial hair? I'm always very clean and...