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    My name isn't Elsi Dawson, AMA.

    Excellent response. For some reason I got into gaming again very recently as a grown ass man after 15 or 20 years of not paying attention to them at all. N64 was the last generation I had when I was a kid, I had almost every game you mentioned, hahaha.
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    My name isn't Elsi Dawson, AMA.

    What are your top five video games of all time? Top five consoles? Erryone just go ahead and roast me for my virginal query.
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    I don't give a shit who this post offends.....

    Nobody has ever given a shit if you say "Merry Christmas". It's a bullshit, demagogic manufactured controversy that was created to further the narrative that society has gone crazy with cultural inclusiveness and galvanize a sect of Bill O'Reilly disciples into action in a flimsy culture war ...
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    Best SP to visit if dealing w/anxiety

    I third this suggestion. She was my first and totally calmed my jitters within five minutes of meeting. That was four years ago and I still see her once or twice a month. The first few minutes is basically catching up with a friend and the rest is a scorching session with a lovely woman that I...
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    BBWs Thread

    I saw her quite a while ago. She was seriously horny (and seriously stoned). She's pretty wild. I liked how genuinely into it she was. At one point she insisted that I park two fingers into her ass while she got herself off, before I finally finished with some rough doggy. Haven't repeated...
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    Wreck Beach

    Yeah. I go to Wreck frequently and I like it because the nudity isn't sexualized. There's lots of families and young children on the main beach. Take your hard cock somewhere else.
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    What would happen if the SP you booked turns out to be a school or work acquaintance?

    I did once run into a provider when I booked a cheap student massage at one of the massage schools. My look had changed quite a bit since our appointment so I don't think she realized she'd touched me in a more intimate context. Because you're only separated from the other students/ masagees by...
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    B+G reccomendations?

    Shelley and Serenity on ERS are each $60. Them along with Jewel comprise my holy trinity.
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    God help me

    Counter all his preaching with a 'Hail Satan.'. If he gets to spout his religious crap at you then you have every right to counter with any religious views of your own, bogus or not.
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    Sex Injuries

    I once got an anal fissure as a result of an aggressive finger with a rough nail. That fucking sucked. If you're going for digits, seriously, keep your nails trimmed.
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    Dumb Starbucks

    Ugh. I will never understand how that murky piss became Canada's favourite coffee.
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    Anna in Surrey

    Thanks for the info, boobman!
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    Anna in Surrey

    It looks like she's working with Surrey Ladies now, and presumably doesn't need a picture. Has anyone seen her recently?
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    First time in the Philippines..."not a day without a lay"

    I'm half his age, and I got exhausted just reading it.
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    marlajames69? confused

    Yeah, due to health reasons. Bareback greek for $50.00 an hour? I hope this site is an outdated hoax.
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    I needBBBJ CIM with 50 $

    Scrape together another ten and see Jewel. Actually scrape together some more and tip her.
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    50 Years

    I was twenty years from being born.
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    Clubbing

    I much prefer shitty dive bars than nightclubs. I'll go to a club if there's an act I want to see, though. I never go clubbing to get laid, that's what I use this board for.
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    Need recommendations for heavily tattooed SPs

    I haven't seen her, but Sky in Surrey definitely has the Suicide Girls look going on. She recently got a good review here. I'd also have recommended Kali Kaos but she just retired.
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    Anna in Surrey

    Based on her pics, menu and rates I'd actually like to see her but having to send a face pic pretty much cements that I never will. Discretion goes both ways and that's a pretty dodgy request, especially for a newer provider that doesn't have an established reputation.
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