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    For Lucky PERBSTERS ONLY!

    Gentlemen of PERB; I am delighted to offer you a FIRST TIME EVER exclusive opportunity! On FRIDAY JUNE 20TH BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 2:30 AND 7 PM, I will be entertaining select gentlemen at a lovely location in Vancouver, thanks to one of Vancouver's Loveliest Ladies! These visits will be...
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    Can Mayweather Take Maidana?

    Really? Wow...45 -0 26 KOs.... Floyd 'MONEY' Mayweather looks good, but this Argentinian, he looks tough, young and hungry! Should be quite a fight!
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    Can the Gentlemen of Nanaimo Help me?

    I am making my first tour to Nanaimo, and looking to fulfill a fantasy at the same time...can you help me? I promise I'll be good...after you discipline me for being so naughty... Please read the blog entry ' A Certain Kind of Gentleman' here...
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    Book And Bail: No Call No Show TWOT 4828

    Books first thing in the morning for 4 pm. No call no show. Describes himself as 28 and good looking, love to hit the gym, looking to chill in the afternoon and you're just what I'm looking for... Aww. How charming. PM me for this Total Waste of Time's other six digits, ladies.
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    Is Mercury in Retrograde?

    Or is it just me? To be fair, I never have really gotten the hang of Tuesday. (It IS Tuesday, yes? In case the people in the nice soothing scrubs want to ask me?) I woke up this morning as I do every mornng: prior to 6 am. ( Not because I have to, I just can't sleep past 6 am unless I'm only 2...
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    Oogbert the Overlord Demands that You Appease Him and Bring Him Tributes!

    I believe I have discovered the presence of an alien species! They appear to be on a scouting mission to our world... They may have to fight hard to protect his strange new acquisitions... (In other news...apparently, I have WAY too much time on my hands...)
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    Hanging out alone at home on the Stat Holiday?

    Me too! I'm feeling slightly under the weather (nursing a bad burn on my forearm!) and drinking coffee in the chat room. Come and hang out, let's talk about the weather, the holiday, our neighbours, TV...or whatever is on YOUR mind!
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    Who Else is Still Awake...

    Well it's 12:46 am and I am still far from tired...I'm going to hang out in the chatroom for a few hours while my brain slows down enough for me to sleep! Come by and say hello! Tell me a joke, share a favourite song...or rant bitch piss and moan!
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    Rip: Farley mowat dies at 92

    For many Canadians of my generation, Farley Mowat is Canadian literature. I read "Owls in the Family" in 3rd grade, and dreamed of prairie childhoods with pet gophers, snakes and of course, owls. MY mother shared his books with me as a young child, because I didn't read the sort of stuff most...
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    I Just Have to Wonder...

    If Bill had specified BBBJCIMWS, would any of us know who Monica Lewinsky is? :eyebrows:
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    Ncns wot

    Had another booked No Show No Call this morning. Called at 8:30, booked for 10:00. Did not call to cancel, did not show. Asked whether his 10.5 inch dick would be be a problem...If anyone would like this clown's number, I've entered it into my blocking app! :clap2:
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    Is It Just Me..?

    or do more and more of the postings on ERSlist seem to be micros/agencies? Additionally, it seems to be populated by consumers incapable of reading. Now, I realize that there are those who just want the acronyms and price list so they can order one from each column, but that's really not my...
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    Ms Erica: Naughty AND Nice!

    We all have many aspects to our personalities; I am no different. Human sexuality is wonderful, diverse and enriching Every gentleman I see has different likes, dislikes, preferences and fantasies: Why not do so in the company of a beautiful, intelligent and sensual experienced woman? I have a...
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    An Apology

    To an Alberta Gentleman I'd like to apologize again for having had to postpone our prearranged date with only 3 hours notice. The 7:45 ferry from Horseshoe Bay broke down, which meant that the 10:30 was canceled. Otherwise, i'd have been able to make our 1 PM rendezvous at your hotel easily...
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    Dear Gormless TWOT*

    Good evening again, you clever fellow! I would just like to thank you AGAIN for booking an hour visiit, on an hour's notice, and then not calling OR showing up! Such a pity too, because that DISTINCTIVE Scots accent of yours is so identifiable, and I was really looking forward to meeting you...
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    Pet friendly suite hotel in Victoria???

    Hello PERB! I will be traveling to Victoria for the Vikings exhibit at the beginning of June. I will have BB and Mr Fuzzums with me, so I need a pet friendly suite. I need some info so I can make plans for traveling and workin dates! Could some Victoria ladies PM to let me figure out what is...
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    Blonde Jersey in Surrey?

    I'm trying to contact you! Can you send a PM with your number?
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    The Rumours are TRUE! The Secret is OUT!

    I will be available to fulfill the wishes of many of my Island admirers for a BRIEF introductory visit...With enough interest, it could become a regular thing! On April 16 into perhaps the wee-est hours of the morning of the 17th, I will be at CLUB 78 in Crofton! I look forward to seeing many of...
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    CCC Blog: Posts

    New post up today on my blog, Confessions of a Cougar CallGirl entitled "A Bed, A Broad & a Breakfast". Here's an exerpt: Imagine, if you can, all the best that an overnight in with your favourite cougar callgirl would offer... You arrive in the evening, after driving or flying into town...
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    XXXperience Ms Erica

    So exactly how does an Erica XXXperience unfold? When you book a session with Ms. Erica, I will be thinking about pleasing you and you will stay excited as you eagerly anticipate to our sexy rendezvous together. I love to greet you at the door of my upscale home, dressed to your specific...
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