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Do you ever watch "The Universe" or "NOVA" or the like and hear things that both boggle your mind and make you giggle?? No..? It's just me then... So, I'm watching "The Universe", and apparently, the foundations of all life may be clouds of ethyl alcohol floating aimlessly through space; other...

Clearly, I have had neither enough sleep nor enough caffeine. I was struck by giggles after imagining some disastrous start-ups like you sometimes see (and wince all the way through) on Dragon's Den or Shark Tank. For example: Salty Jack's Fish Shake Shack! Featuring more than a dozen varieties...

Now you can have your kink and eat it too, with the Lower Mainland's favourite (kinkiest?) Cougar Call Girl! That's right; while I am known for a wonderful Girl You Never Forgot XXXperience, I am also available for a wide variety of enticing and delightfully carnal kinky play! Imagine the Role...

Israel and Hamas have agreed to a new 'open-ended' ceasefire. In related news, 12 people (so far) in Gaza City have been wounded by celebratory gunfire....:doh:

(Sounds better than Burger Tim's, doesn't it?) The merger talks that boosted Tim Horton's stock soaring up $16 or so yesterday have resulted in Burger King buying Tim Horton's. The bigger part of the story isn't the solely the purchase though: it's Burger King pulling up all of its corporate...

Sir Richard Attenborough has passed away. Though for many of my generation he is simply the mad millionaire creator of "Jurassic Park" but he was also in some of the greatest classics Hollywood ever made. My personal favourite Attenborough role would be in my favourite Steve McQueen movie "The...

And thus I must confess. I am not solely a domme: I am actually a very chameleonic switch. Mistress Lalani has commanded that I commence advertising this in the BDSM forum. I am very willing compliant and respond well to praise; i can be a very intense bottom in the proper Hands. I can...

Apparently, my participation here is causing problems for other people, and that has NEVER EVER been my intention. I'm out, because I apparently have badly misread how my words were being received and perceived. I don't intend to cause internet drama, I am not a 12 year old girl; I'm a 40 plus...

Book an Bail wanker with a very distinctive Scots accents and preferences. Uses a texting app to get around having his number blocked, so if you'd like to hear exactly what he claims to want, PM for details and the missing digit.

Book and Bail...I guess the thought of getting to wear my panties after I took them off was just too much. Feel free to PM me for the name he books with and the rest of the number, ladies. Enjoy your afternoon, dummy...

Since I'm on the couch in a tanktop and jeans tonight, I'm watching 'Van Helsing' for the first time. Not sure how I missed it before, but better yet: I PVRed it from AMC's Story Notes. I am a MAJOR trivial nonsense fan, so I ADORE Story Notes. And what's NOT to love about Hugh (sigh) Jackman...

The next time something cute and fuzzy tries to follow me home, someone slap me back into reality, please? You would think that I would learn by now that there are people one just cannot and should not invite into one's life. it gives them power over you, and they drain you of strength and all...

Came home to a 'review' waiting for my approval from my website. It said, in total, Racist white woman who stereotypes and discriminates against minority men. With that nasty attitude, it's no surprise she's a divorcee who cannot find normal employment. Charming! Not going to bother to explain...

Ever had one? Ever seen one? Want to? (I have pictures if you do...) So we all went up to the lake last week. Had a great time, yadda yadda. The next day, I noticed an insect bite on my arm starting to swell, redden and itch. Upon close examination, it proved to have two small white dots in...

ARgh...quandary! I haven't made much of a secret of the fact that I used to be a BBW. In fact, at 285 pounds and 5'8", I was almost a SSBBW. Now I always say that I have a MILF-like body, because it's slender, but soft. I have done an amazing job I think of maintaining my weight loss and my...

I see there are a number of us online. Why not hang out in the chat room? I'm watching 2012 in my jammies; what are you up to that you're online and not getting it on? Click on CHAT

My living room has these floor to ceiling windows, and I have 14' feet ceilings. Then the top floor has 4 bedrooms and 10' ceilings. The rain coming down just now over the Surrey/Langley border looks & sounds like the wrath of G_d! It made me suddenly think of of the Neil Diamond record (yes...

Seriously. This gem arrived in my inbox this morning from an ERSlister...through the contact form, no less! I'll just reproduce this verbatim, and you can all have at it...Ready? hi, erica I saw your ad and it looks amazing, I know some friends want your service. I can refer them to you if...

Pretty difficult to argue with this logic... [/IMG]

If you have a lawnmower gathering dust that is in GOOD WORKING CONDITION, I would be happy to take it out of your garage or storage unit! I don't need fancy, I need functional and preferably free! It's not a huge lawn but it still needs to be mowed! If you can help me out, please give me a call!