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I think we all know who the 'bottom' is.

The 'Canadian Revenue Service' contacted me to tell me that my SIN has been "frozen". They said I needed to pay X amount to get it "unfrozen". I texted back saying that I couldn't pay if my SIN was frozen. They texted back that they had "unfrozen" it so I could pay. I said "Thanks suckers now...

Canadian beer!

I like surprising them with my physicality. I inevitably hear: *gasp*" Oh my god! Your prostate is sooo biiiig!"

Because it would be a "commute".

Reading comprehension.

Yeah, I'm sure Joe Biden is kept busy calling all of those Chinese restaurants and telling them to raise their prices.

I've done the opposite. I keep all the contact details but have saved them all with the same name. Now while I'm standing in line waiting for my medium dbl dbl and old fashion plain donught I get calls/texts stating: "Booty call from Cinnamon."

My guy! (Really? Nobody jumped on that?)

I remember seeing her years ago when she had her location near the casino. FS was available, pretty much a GFE. I recall reading a thread here (again a few years ago) that she has a boyfriend (saw them at the casino a while back) so that may alter what services she is willing to provide. Haven't...

I don't think that's what he meant. :ROFLMAO:

Only if you don't do your homework. Everything hasn't been patented.

I've been invisible to females for about 25 years.

Way off topic, but this IS perb. 🤦‍♀️ My daily driver is a Galaxy S2 X. Bought it with a Koodo TAB credit in 2011, it was about $600 (!) back then, but I paid $80 after credit was applied. It's been in a case since day one. Replaced the power button once (this phone can ACTUALLY be repaired and...

Well. you can always just leave it in the glove box and say it's for emergencies or in case your other phone dies or gets lost. No need to stash it and worry about it being found.

Schottish?