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    What's your SMH of the day?

    Trying to leave a mall parking lot and some moron is trying to fit his shit-mobile into a tight parking space. I based his enthusiasm on the fact that it's probably the only tight space he's ever encountered in his life. But if he had driven a mere 5 or 6 spaces further down that row, there...
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    You need a bad girl to blow your mind.

    Bang, Bang into the room, Bang Bang all over you ...
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    At Close Range

    Madonna, Sean Penn and Christopher Walken. Yikes, didn't realize I'd gotten that old until I stumbled on this video: Others in the movie: Mary Stuart Masterson; Chris Penn; David Straithern; Candy Clark; Kiefer Sutherland; Crispin Glover; among others.
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    Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she come complete?

    My Angel is a centrefold! Saw Angel at Islands Finest. She does match her pics but I found her more attractive in person and the accent definitely adds something exotic to the whole package. Does she walk ... yup. Following that ass up the stairs was a heart-pounder. Would have loved to see...
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    Layla at Vogue

    Interesting that I haven't seen any reviews of her. She's really quite sweet! Okay, so it's not too often that someone looks better than her photos, but I thought she definitely did. More cute than seductive, but it's an enjoyable look at times. Very sweet, not chatty or overly talkative...
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    Where do I get one of these?

    Looks very handy for a multitude of situations. Might make for some interesting dynamics in the bedroom!
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    Rylan: It's a man's world

    Pics: well, I.F. only posts pics of her ass. Can confirm Rylan has an ass. A Spectacular Ass. Looks: my IQ dropped into single digits due to massive blood loss from my brain to my cock when I saw her in person. Service: one word: determination. If they had built a T-1000 murder sex-bot...
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    SNL at its best ... or worst.

    https://youtube.com/shorts/mAhOyIx6SoI?si=VMOxOW6b3_6DDSap
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    Have you ever travelled with an SP?

    Good idea? Bad idea? Are you out of your fucking mind? And if you have travelled with an SP, what were the logistics of your trip? And SPs -- have you travelled with a client? Good, bad, or just fucking nuts?
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    Morning, Noon and Night: When do you do it and why then?

    I am definitely an evening pooner -- the only time I want to have sex during the day is at the beach in summer (or whatever her name is!). And for the ladies: what's your provider preference and why? Do you have a personal preference as well?
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    A little fantasy realized -- Alyssa (VC)

    I've spent some time (and money!) at VC and have had a great time with many (well-reviewed already) ladies. While waiting in the lounge, I've had the opportunity to chat with both Nikki and Alyssa and have harboured some really dirty fantasies about both of them. So it was a deliciously...
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    Anyone else start here with reading Perbatory first?

    I find some of the reasons for getting banned to be amusing (one of my faves below), so I enjoy reading who got in trouble and for what. "When you get an infraction for bumping a 20 year old post (!) and you lose your marbles about it and rant and rave at the mod who is merely enforcing the...
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    Which book, movie, song etc. best describes your time with an SP?

    Mine is "Eats shoots and leaves"
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