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Baby kisses? Hard sucking? Soft sucking? What feels good and what feels bad? Looking for advice for us, um, laymen.

Probably legit, but sometimes a legit massage is good. https://www.kijiji.ca/v-health-beauty/kelowna/relaxing-and-therapeutic-massage/1530371703

I was wondering what Linda and Lulu are like and if the service is still good.

...but if this yoga pants / tights / leggings fad ever ends, I'm just gonna off myself. I was at the mall yesterday, and the view from behind was so titillating, I nutted twice before I got to the fucking food court.

Now there's a stand-up guy. Two people killed. Blames his wife. Blames the other boat. Claims the other boat had no lights. Claims it took off. Did I mention two people were killed? Is there a conservative alive today who isn't a fucking insufferable man-child?

This is one ugly redneck man-child. Dogs, legs, tails? What the fuck is wrong with this asshole?

This looks a lot more interesting than the places in Kelowna. Anyone in Vernon wanna toftt and report back? https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-massage/interior/kelowna_vernon_summer_special_80_30min_balls_centre_sexy_massage-5209423

Is anyone familiar with this travelling Asian girl? I believe she's been in Kelowna before. Her rates for hh massage/prostate/slide are very reasonable. https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-massage/interior/kelowna_kelowna_relaxation_open_mind_sexy_girl_very_beautiful-5042429

New massage place at 1625 Ellis advertising on kijiji. I don't know if they're dirty, but I fucking hope so.

Has anyone had the pleasure yet . . . or know anything about her services? https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-massage/interior/kelowna_sexy_and_pretty_lady_will_give_you_very_fun_time-4912660

The average man in his lifetime ejaculates 7500 times and produces 14 gallons(US) of semen. That's a lot of Kleenex and/or tube socks.

Armed robbery at Kelowna's Garden of Eden house of ill repute yesterday. One shot fired into the floor as gunmen forced owner to open the safe. Scofflaws stole cash, jewelry, watches and at least two customers' erections.

. . . pack a lubricant.

Does the girl in following description remind anyone of someone? She was an Asian girl who advertised her age as 28 (probably pretty close) pretty with a nice body, and worked from October to December at a studio on Sutherland Ave. in Kelowna. She was not FS. But man, was she pleasant...

Has anyone seen her? I'm intrigued. http://kelowna.backpage.ca/TherapeuticMassage/butt-let-apple-be-ur-sweet-secret-little-treat-24hours-inandoutcalls/20421737

I visited Selina today. She has been advertising on craigslist recently, claiming to offer professional massages by a beautiful oriental lady with a friendly attitude and reasonable prices. I decided to go with a 45 minute massage for $60. She is located in a storefront near Capri. She opened...