Recent content by Ms Erica Phoenix

I wouldn't exactly put it that way. My old man did his first bit in jail as a 16 year old in 1982 in a REAL jail: the Guelph Reformatory. 18 months. I have it on authority that not only the RCMP but some people 'who ought not to be messed with' are looking for this guy, and they know EXACTLY who...

Me too. That's why I just silently blocked his email.

Taking appointments today & tomorrow at Lady Vanessa's! Ask about the Oral Only Offer, all afternoon!

I try very hard to be. Thank you. I'm a long way from perfect, but I try to be kind. I am feeling incredibly beaten down right now actually...struggling to keep my head above water & avoid the temptation to just...give in & go under.

Yeah...sorry. It was definitely the right thing to do..if you'll excuse me, I have to spend the foreseeable future ugly crying myself to sleep.

OK well... Long story short folks. The puppy was actually 4 months old, her name is Iris, she is in training as a therapy dog for an autistic young man...and she has been returned to her rightful owner. She was stolen 2 days ago, & my SO said he was a hell of an actor... At least we'll always...

It was very much unforeseen, though it had been discussed quite a bit. My SO went out to coffee with a friend, & ran across a younger guy in a tight spot. 10 month old French bulldog puppy & 3 small kids; a fourth on the way. He was quite distraught about having to rehome her, and was willing to...

Thanks dd! The Langley trip wasn't awful; I watched the Ky Derby, & playoff hockey, & ate way too much avocado...and had some pretty wonderful company too! She is a very good puppy, soon to be spoiled to bits... And yup. Lone Wadi, as played by Chief Dan George!!!

How one can be participating in a discussion all calm & rational, & someone decides it's rant/meltdown whatever you might like to call it...thanks to the anonymous 'friend'** that reached out yesterday about my 'PERB bender'. It really wasn't a rant, but...you can't read tone online, & you don't...

Filthy hands, long nails & fingers that dig like they're looking for treasure in between the couch cushions are my top three reasons. I have no cervix, but that doesn't stop some men from thrusting their pointers towards it! There's also an acupressure point that many men hit by accident when...

Yes oh yes for God's sake it is necessary to change the condom! Even if the SP has done a thorough clean out first. I have a long time client who sees me for Greek exclusively, and he brings his own condoms every time, & changes every time he pulls all the way out.

That demon is the $1100 clutch that wiped out my savings account & the $1000 in bills I have due this week...his twin is the lowball offers, 'trades for side' (!!!!!)* & solicitations of free sex, requests for bareback full service, that are currently a plague on my house. Frankly, I can't wait...

"Good read"? I disagree. INTERESTING maybe, fascinating story, certainly; on the whole a really, REALLY poorly written article. I'd have sent the writer back to their desk with some major revisions! To begin with, even drug addicted outdoor workers don't "do tricks". The appropriate...

I am no longer in active recovery; hardline Big Bookers would say I'm in active addiction. I prefer to frame it as I am aware of which demons I choose to feed, & I know that there is a point at which the 'fuck it' switch gets thrown, so I choose to limit how often & how much. Once that switch is...

Come Take Advantage of My Misfortune You know how they say "if it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all!"??? Well, that is the predicament I find myself in, folx*. I just came back from a tour that was less successful than I'd like, because I wouldn't lower my rates & standards to take...