Nigerians - Think about it

[CWipes]

Nigerians - Think about it

So here is my theory, this is a new level of terrorism, and it's economic.

I imagine that the cost to hire One Nigerian to screw up an airline is relatively cheap. (When I say screw up I mean anything that makes the news).

I have nothing to back this up this wild accusation. I just kept watching "Casino Royal" over and over again on a flight from LA to Fiji, (there was nothing else on and it was a 13 hr flight).

There is someone out there who has been shorting not only Delta but all airlines stock & they need to get a lower stock price before the end of the year before their margin is called.

That someone is the modern terrorist. And no they're not Nigerian.

Nigerians are the telemarketers that try to get your credit card information and send cash via Western Union.

Yes Flame on, but useful comments are also appreciated.

- CWipes

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

Here's the problem with that theory. This kid came from a very rich background, his dad is a bank president and he lived in a multi million dollar condo in London while studying engineering.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

Nigerians - Think about it

So here is my theory, this is a new level of terrorism, and it's economic.

I imagine that the cost to hire One Nigerian to screw up an airline is relatively cheap. (When I say screw up I mean anything that makes the news).

I have nothing to back this up this wild accusation. I just kept watching "Casino Royal" over and over again on a flight from LA to Fiji, (there was nothing else on and it was a 13 hr flight).

There is someone out there who has been shorting not only Delta but all airlines stock & they need to get a lower stock price before the end of the year before their margin is called.

That someone is the modern terrorist. And no they're not Nigerian.

Nigerians are the telemarketers that try to get your credit card information and send cash via Western Union.

Yes Flame on, but useful comments are also appreciated.

- CWipes

oh fuck, this is great. Here I go getting singled out again. Just because my brother lives in Nigeria and I have done telemarketing, all of a sudden I am the new pawn of the modern day terrorist and pitted against the entire beaurocracy of the Homeland Security Department.

Fuck. Shit. Piss. And a few other words, but there might be ladies present.

I rage at you, you shortselling capitalistic bastards! Just give me back my homeland! Blame those Cameroonians...they are WAY more prone to this shit than we are!

Having said all that, I hope the festive season finds you festive and well.

kindest,

eddie.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

fuck...i am sure i mispelled beaurocracy....beurocracy?...no....I should look it up at dictionary.com but I am just going to let it ride. Just like I never need a level to tell me if that picture is hung dead nuts straight, I don't need some lameass dictionary to show me how to spell beaurocracy.

We Nigerians are a proud and wilful sort. Even when we are wrong.

I should go to bed and I will...eventually. Right now I am just in from out and bored senseless....and I know you needed to know that. That's what uncool people like me do, volunteer far too much information. Cool people know when to shut up.

beaureaucracy???.....geeze.....this is bugging me...but not, apparently, enough.

most respectfully,

eddie.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

omg....tooooo funny. Thank you spermy for your v.1 correction....most innovatively done, and I appreciate the effort...truly I do. *logging it into my head...bureau....where you put clothes...bureau...just add an ocracy...got it*

By the way, you should go see Lilith. Then you should buy me a beer....I don't care if you drink or don't, you should still buy me a beer. I am guessing that you have notes and thoughts on things that I may not have encountered or thought of....and I cannot ask more of the person sitting next to me at whatever bar my tired ass has found itself seated. Speak away....*another round*

kindest,

eddie.

 

[island-guy]

Here's the problem with that theory. This kid came from a very rich background, his dad is a bank president and he lived in a multi million dollar condo in London while studying engineering.

EVERYONE'S dad is a bank president in Nigeria.

Don't you read your email?

They also hide away money and need YOUR help to get it, in return for which they'll give you MILLIONS!!!



Some countries just make you want to "...... and let god sort it out"

 

[greatshark]

EVERYONE'S dad is a bank president in Nigeria.

Don't you read your email?

They also hide away money and need YOUR help to get it, in return for which they'll give you MILLIONS!!!



Some countries just make you want to "...... and let god sort it out"

ha ha ha - good point