Miss Freyja: Fantasy and Fetish Facilitation by a Femme Fatale.

[mistressfreyja]

Love the Yale!

It's a fave!

So, I had to google that to find the origin of the reference you are referring to. (It's actually svedish.)

 

[mistressfreyja]

As for fucking and plucking...

I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.

I'd rather be sucking and fucking.

Until then...

 

[Purrr VertIcal]

I am a Mother Pheasant Plucker,
I pluck Mother Pheasants,

I am the best Mother Pheasant Plucker,
that ever plucked a mother Pheasant!

Ja! Ja!

 

[mistressfreyja]

I'm confused.

I am a Mother Pheasant Plucker,
I pluck Mother Pheasants,

I am the best Mother Pheasant Plucker,
that ever plucked a mother Pheasant!

Ja! Ja!

The addition of 'pheasant' is throwing me off. Mother plucker, I can grasp. Mother pheasant...confused.

 

[Purrr VertIcal]

The addition of 'pheasant' is throwing me off. Mother plucker, I can grasp. Mother pheasant...confused.

The answer to your quest, Grasshopper, lies in the audio.
You must speak aloud, and rapidly, to discover the "Pheasantries".

 

[mistressfreyja]

Grin

The answer to your quest, Grasshopper, lies in the audio.
You must speak aloud, and rapidly, to discover the "Pheasantries".

Do you speak of 'pleasantries?'

Otherwise, I am completely befuzzled.

 

[Purrr VertIcal]

Do you speak of 'pleasantries?'

Otherwise, I am completely befuzzled.

If that's true, I volunteer to help you shave THERE.

 

[mistressfreyja]

AND....a VERY CUTE Befuzzled you would be Mistress...

I miss lubing you, lubdup! Thanx darling!

If that's true, I volunteer to help you shave THERE.

LMAO Purr! I'm always a bit nervous to allow anyone else to shave my pleasantries...I'm far happier to be the shaver, rather than shave-ee!

 

[mistressfreyja]

Happy Holidays, everyone!

I'm available for naughty endeavors of the mindful and bodily sort.

Until the naughtiness ensues...