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hunsperger

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let's try a major hypothetical...

let's say that instead of the Penguins winning the Cup on June 12...

it was the Canucks:rolleyes: ...

how long would it take this smug city to come down off it's smug high horse:rolleyes: ...

would the flags still be out:rolleyes:...

would the transit buses still be flashing "Congratulations Canucks" on their destination displays:rolleyes:...

two weeks later, would it still be getting front page coverage in the papers:rolleyes:...

would we still be having parades to celebrate ourselves:rolleyes: ...

in general, would all the homer media and fans still be delerious some two weeks later:rolleyes: ...

feel free to add to the list of ways this silly hockey city would celebrate...

would also like to acknowledge the fine hockey commentary BJhunter provides PERB:) ...
 

HB40

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let's try a major hypothetical...

how long would it take this smug city to come down off it's smug high horse:rolleyes: ...


would also like to acknowledge the fine hockey commentary BJhunter provides PERB:) ...
Gee, I don't know? :confused:

Let's try reality for a second....how long is it going to take you two smug idiots to come down off your smug high horse. I mean really, isn't there a bike race or some major event happening locally soon that you can start bitching about now. Oh I know, lets hear how bad the Sedins' golf swing is. :rolleyes:
 

Arrrg

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actually, there would be something in the media every day probably cause the cup goes to each players home town and I'm sure media would follow it every step of the way.

It would've been the first cup after all....
 

smackyo

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the funny thing is that there are 30 teams and only one will win, so its easy to say "oh the canucks won't win." its 30 to 1 odds. its much harder to have some faith in your team and support them all the way to whatever end they come to at the end of the year.

all two or three of you (however many of you there) are all taking the easy way out. if you are fans of the canucks like bjhunter claims to be, then fucking act like fans and not assholes rubbing the rest of our noses in the mud cause we chose to believe in our team and cheer them on.

supporting the team doesn't mean you can't be critical of the team, i've questioned moves/choices they've made just don't act like a dick head while doing it.

as for bandwagon fans, yeah they kinda piss me off a bit too, but not all fans are bandwagon fans, so don't treat them as such.

in short stop acting like idiots cause when the canucks finally do bring the cup here you guys will look like the biggest idiot band wagon fans around.
 

planetsmurf

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the funny thing is that there are 30 teams and only one will win, so its easy to say "oh the canucks won't win." its 30 to 1 odds. its much harder to have some faith in your team and support them all the way to whatever end they come to at the end of the year.

all two or three of you (however many of you there) are all taking the easy way out. if you are fans of the canucks like bjhunter claims to be, then fucking act like fans and not assholes rubbing the rest of our noses in the mud cause we chose to believe in our team and cheer them on.

supporting the team doesn't mean you can't be critical of the team, i've questioned moves/choices they've made just don't act like a dick head while doing it.

as for bandwagon fans, yeah they kinda piss me off a bit too, but not all fans are bandwagon fans, so don't treat them as such.

in short stop acting like idiots cause when the canucks finally do bring the cup here you guys will look like the biggest idiot band wagon fans around.
i totally agree with you. and the two or three of you on here who have to start shit just give it up.
 

Fullhouse

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Sorry about my unfinished post above.

When I re-read hunspergers line, I threw up all over my keyboard!!!!!!!!!
(Thank God I have a spare one.)

What I wanted to say was:" That line alone proves more than all your other hockey posts combined that you really don't know shit about our hockey team.

The only thing BJH provides, you can wipe away with a piece of toilet paper..
 

BJhunter

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Hunsperger,

Look at these sick Nucks fans, huh?

It's the blind leading the blind; I LOVE IT!!!!

Keep up the Nucks' fans bashing, b/c we actually do like hockey and the Nucks--just not the bandwagons!
 

BJhunter

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***what BJH is really saying*** (read out loud in Baby Talk)

Isn't it great hunsperger, isn't it great? We are so funny don't ya think? This BW thing is so funny and makes us noticed. Keep it up it's really funny, don't ya think hunsperger, don't ya think?

***What the rest of Perb is thinking***

What a couple of tools!
Not a chance. We've got the tables turned on you. ;)

How is it, that former Vancouverites who move out East to work, after watching those Leaf fans also make fools out of themselves, just notice what stupid fans in our city, when they return back periodically?

And I say to them, "Dude, it was like that BEFORE you left for Toronto---I told you so that some Nucks fans are downright embarrassing!"

Hubbie, maybe you don't have that many ppl you connect with in TO, Montreal, etc. but that's a very common thing that I hear. In comparison, the Nucks fans know jack all about hockey, history-wise, strategy-wise, whatever-wise, you name it ;)

I, on the other hand, just want to constructively critique this team, b/c I want what's the best for them; you can't keep on saying good things about this team, otherwise, they're going to be complacent, too easily satisfied, and then they really think they're that good.

Which obviously their playoffs demonstrated. Sure, getting to the 2nd round by our standards, is a miracle. But no way, should the BW expect to beat Anaheim or Detroit after the Nucks swept the Blues.

Just another example of the blind leading the blind.

Remember the homer media Pratt & Taylor playing that joke this year?; that Pavel Bure is coming out of retirement, to join the Nucks for that final push??? You should've hear the BWs calling in the radio, all getting giddy, skipping on the sidewalk, holding hands, etc.-- they were talking about the Stanley Cup route!!!! for crying out loud, those are the fans that we should be driving in a bandwagon over a cliff!!!!

these fans should NOT be allowed to exist, in fact, be exterminated.
 

Inamorato

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Not a chance. We've got the tables turned on you. ;)

I, on the other hand, just want to constructively critique this team, b/c I want what's the best for them; you can't keep on saying good things about this team, otherwise, they're going to be complacent, too easily satisfied, and then they really think they're that good.

these fans should NOT be allowed to exist, in fact, be exterminated.

BJH, since you have all the answers... why won't you answer the question I've asked over and over again?
Originally Posted by BJhunter
during the suspension, there's no access, not even to read posts. You bet I was itching
03-28-2009, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Inamorato
Dude, you were banned March 28, for 2 weeks.
The playoffs began April 15.
I know math isn't your strongest subject, so let me break it down. That's 18 days after your suspension began, or 4 days after your suspension ended. You were free to post the entire time the Canucks were in the Playoffs... so where were you?
As for the blind leading the blind...
You are just as blind as the Canuckleheads you love to bash.
While there are tons of fans who stroll around Vancouver wearing rose coloured glasses and thinking the Canucks can do no wrong, you stroll around wearing shit coloured glasses refusing to acknowledge anything positive about the team at all...
That makes you just as guilty of being ignorant.

The difference is, the Canuckleheads are still fans, where as you Sir are nothing but a common bandwagon jumping douchebag....

 

BJhunter

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I almost puked!!!

when the canucks finally do bring the cup here you guys will look like the biggest idiot band wagon fans around.

The Nucks have been around since 1971. Not a friggin' chance as long as you have poor scouting which is chronic in this franchise.

And bandwagon fans don't help either.

Plus expecting Swedes to lead the way; from Thomas Gradin to Swedish Meatballs, you can forget about it!

I rest my case.
 

Inamorato

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And bandwagon fans don't help either.
Right.
You don't help at all.

Now quit ducking me, and answer my question, Chickenshit.
Originally Posted by BJhunter
during the suspension, there's no access, not even to read posts. You bet I was itching
03-28-2009, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Inamorato
Dude, you were banned March 28, for 2 weeks.
The playoffs began April 15.
I know math isn't your strongest subject, so let me break it down. That's 18 days after your suspension began, or 4 days after your suspension ended. You were free to post the entire time the Canucks were in the Playoffs... so where were you?
 

BJhunter

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That's right, no Swedes on Detroit leading the way :rolleyes:
But remember, it's the Nucks you're talking about ;)

We can't develop the Swedes like the way Detroit does. I've always supported Detroit, read my posts ;)

Just not the way this city develops its talent. Amazingly, Gillis has hired Dave Gagner for that department, which should've been obvious from Day 1.

Other than firing Ron Delorme.
 

Inamorato

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BJhunter 2, Hubba 0...

best-of-five Mr. Hubba;) ...
Although having BJH's personal fluffer in charge of scorekeeping doesn't seem fair, does it?

And, his complete lack of response to my question, posted 7 times now, in 3 threads over the past week, goes down as a T.K.O. (or are we just keeping score in posts that don't expose him for what he truly is?);)
 
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