Re challenge thread in advertiser'$ forum & offer to PERB SPs

lenny

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https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104706

Since i cannot post there, here is my reply, which may be of intere$t
to some SP`s advertising here on PERB:

Please nominate yourself on the board and give 1 good reason why you feel you should be a part of this exclusive offer!
The offer by Princess concerns 5 posters who will recieve a free session
as she has described it.

I should be chosen because of a sane response with reasonable reason$
for me being chosen, namely:

1} If i am chosen i will see the female offering the gift {Princess} again
at least one more time*, if she can do excellent BLS for at least thirty
minutes non stop plus an amazing BBBJ for 30 minutes without stopping.
So altogether one hour of continuous action.

2} If on the second time i see her she repeats the performance,
then i will see her at least one more time, i.e. for the third time.*

3} I have seen at least 1000 porn BBBJ/BLS sessions, so should
know a good one when i see it.

4} I have personally experienced dozens of ladies BBBJs or CBJs,
so i am not a rookie like most posters in that thread may be.

5} I will offer a free and honest PERB review of the session{s}
i`ve listed above.

6} I will offer any SP a similar opportunity, if she will give me
a complimentary** session of whatever talents she has to offer,
whether BJ, kissing {not french}, FS, or whatever we might be
interested in.* No whipper or spanker types, please! Service
must be good or my time {= $$$} have been wasted and the
deal is off. Please post here or send a message if this might
be of interest to you.

7} If i cum*** within the period of the complimentary session, i will
give this lady or any other woman who is interested $500 CAD w/i
24 hours. This could involve a BBBJ, CBJ, BLS, genital intercourse,
or any combination of these during that time. The length of the
session is negotiable.

8} A lot of PERB members gave silly reasons, like they drink a lot
of pineapple juice, or they`ve made a lot of posts. Others gave
reasons relating to good deeds they`ve allegedly done, but who
knows if they have or not. I can and do claim such as well, but
unlike them, what i am po$ting here can actually help SP`s. And
that in tough economic times.

Even with 3 baccardi breezers inside me now, i think there are
more "good reason{s}" listed here than any post so far in the
discussion i am referring to:

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104706


*Within certain reasonable conditions, e.g. one hour is not $10,000.
Within one week of the previous engagement. Various items may
have to be discussed or negotiated, such as incall or outcall.

** I would also consider a seriously discounted session, e.g. 50%.

*** Meaning to fully ejaculate as distinct from precum or a relatively
small amount of cum leaking out w/o ejaculating. The difference would
be noticable in that full ejaculation would be soon followed by peewee
herman shrinking back to his usual size, and not being able to have any
more fun for at least one hour. Which explains why he likes to hold
back and try not to cum. So, ladies, are you up to my challenge?
Do you think you can make peewee cum w/i 60 minutes, for $500?


P.S. Since i cannot access the link in the thread referred to which
relates to this challenge with Princess, and consequently any conditions
therein that may apply to it, i reserve the right to decline participation
should i be accepted. This does not affect my general offer to all SP
advertisers on PERB listed above.
 

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https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104706

Since i cannot post there, here is my reply, which may be of intere$t
to some SP`s advertising here on PERB:



The offer by Princess concerns 5 posters who will recieve a free session
as she has described it.

I should be chosen because of a sane response with reasonable reason$
for me being chosen, namely:

1} If i am chosen i will see the female offering the gift {Princess} again
at least one more time*, if she can do excellent BLS for at least thirty
minutes non stop plus an amazing BBBJ for 30 minutes without stopping.
So altogether one hour of continuous action.

2} If on the second time i see her she repeats the performance,
then i will see her at least one more time, i.e. for the third time.*

3} I have seen at least 1000 porn BBBJ/BLS sessions, so should
know a good one when i see it.

4} I have personally experienced dozens of ladies BBBJs or CBJs,
so i am not a rookie like most posters in that thread may be.

5} I will offer a free and honest PERB review of the session{s}
i`ve listed above.

6} I will offer any SP a similar opportunity, if she will give me
a complimentary** session of whatever talents she has to offer,
whether BJ, kissing {not french}, FS, or whatever we might be
interested in.* No whipper or spanker types, please! Service
must be good or my time {= $$$} have been wasted and the
deal is off. Please post here or send a message if this might
be of interest to you.

7} If i cum*** within the period of the complimentary session, i will
give this lady or any other woman who is interested $500 CAD w/i
24 hours. This could involve a BBBJ, CBJ, BLS, genital intercourse,
or any combination of these during that time. The length of the
session is negotiable.

8} A lot of PERB members gave silly reasons, like they drink a lot
of pineapple juice, or they`ve made a lot of posts. Others gave
reasons relating to good deeds they`ve allegedly done, but who
knows if they have or not. I can and do claim such as well, but
unlike them, what i am po$ting here can actually help SP`s. And
that in tough economic times.

Even with 3 baccardi breezers inside me now, i think there are
more "good reason{s}" listed here than any post so far in the
discussion i am referring to:

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104706


*Within certain reasonable conditions, e.g. one hour is not $10,000.
Within one week of the previous engagement. Various items may
have to be discussed or negotiated, such as incall or outcall.

** I would also consider a seriously discounted session, e.g. 50%.

*** Meaning to fully ejaculate as distinct from precum or a relatively
small amount of cum leaking out w/o ejaculating. The difference would
be noticable in that full ejaculation would be soon followed by peewee
herman shrinking back to his usual size, and not being able to have any
more fun for at least one hour. Which explains why he likes to hold
back and try not to cum. So, ladies, are you up to my challenge?
Do you think you can make peewee cum w/i 60 minutes, for $500?


P.S. Since i cannot access the link in the thread referred to which
relates to this challenge with Princess, and consequently any conditions
therein that may apply to it, i reserve the right to decline participation
should i be accepted. This does not affect my general offer to all SP
advertisers on PERB listed above.
Wow, lucky girls! A free review if they do you for free! :rolleyes:
 
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6} I will offer any SP a similar opportunity, if she will give me
a complimentary** session of whatever talents she has to offer,
whether BJ, kissing {not french}, FS, or whatever we might be
interested in.* No whipper or spanker types, please!
Awwww, c'mon! After reading the part about you wanting her to suck on your balls and cock for an hour straight I reeeaaaalllly want to give you an hour long free session using the talents I have to offer. :(


C'mon...one hour free...do you think you can last an hour?...do ya feel lucky punk? Well, do ya? :D
 

lenny

girls just wanna have fu
May 20, 2004
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your GF's panties
Awwww, c'mon! After reading the part about you wanting her to suck on your balls and cock for an hour straight I reeeaaaalllly want to give you an hour long free session using the talents I have to offer. :(


C'mon...one hour free...do you think you can last an hour?...do ya feel lucky punk? Well, do ya? :D
LOL! Well said. It seems you are in the privileged position
of being the first one to accept my offer.
 

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Swollen Member
Jun 26, 2004
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Hahaha...can i safely assume no one will be calling on you for your services
in court w/i the next 100 years?
The sad thing is, is that what you wrote there actually made sense to you :confused: I'll see if I can find a retarded monkey who understands to translate into human words for you :rolleyes:
 
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LOL! Well said. It seems you are in the privileged position
of being the first one to accept my offer.
Um, just in case you didn't catch my sarcasm...I'm a 'whipper/spanker type'.

The thought of sucking and licking anything for an hour straight gives me jaw lock and I think a fella who asks a lady to do that should learn what it's like to do something similarly 'uncomfortable' for an hour straight too. I'll use my imagination, which tends to be a bad sign for men.

I somehow doubt you'll enjoy my "talents" which go beyond whipping and spanking. That would just be the warm up.

(Pssst: Mistress T is a Professional Dominatrix. You wouldn't like my blow jobs.)
 

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She's just joking. I would suggest you book a session with her. She will tie you up, blindfold you and make all of your dreams come true! Do it, you will never forget it!
 
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She's just joking. I would suggest you book a session with her. She will tie you up, blindfold you and make all of your dreams come true! Do it, you will never forget it!
Maybe I should sell tickets to voyeurs for that session? Shall I reserve a spot for you TS?
 

lenny

girls just wanna have fu
May 20, 2004
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your GF's panties
Um, just in case you didn't catch my sarcasm...I'm a 'whipper/spanker type'.

The thought of sucking and licking anything for an hour straight gives me jaw lock and I think a fella who asks a lady to do that should learn what it's like to do something similarly 'uncomfortable' for an hour straight too. I'll use my imagination, which tends to be a bad sign for men.

I somehow doubt you'll enjoy my "talents" which go beyond whipping and spanking. That would just be the warm up.

(Pssst: Mistress T is a Professional Dominatrix. You wouldn't like my blow jobs.)
Thanks for the explanation. I am aware of your particular "talents".
As mentioned above i had perused your site & was hoping you might
be into more "regular" kinds of "exercise" or sexercise. I guess not.

Re the uncomfortableness or hard work of exercising one's jaw for
a whole hour, i would not doubt that this is the case. I'm sure this
would be too much for many ladies, but perhaps not for one who is
much experienced in that talent. Such as the one offering this
"challenge" as to her abilities in this particular area of expertise.

BTW, in my experience, i have found some ladies able to do a BBBJ
for 2 hours without stopping, or BLS for 3 hours nonstop. So i didn't
feel i was going overboard in speaking of 30 minutes of each.
 

Jessikaxxx

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read the whole story please

hi,
please refer to the threads regarding this contest again.
good luck with your offer lenny.
never know whats gonna happen next.

xoxox,
jxxx
604-961-6260
 

FortunateOne

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The thread got moved earlier, but not sure where. I guess it got deleted.

Wow, lenny had a terrific idea, didn't he? I cannot imagine that any sps in the history of review boards has EVER been offered a great review in exchange for a FREE session, especially one that goes above & beyond what they normally do or offer. Holy smokes, but I am sure I am not alone when I say that I'M HEARING THIS FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME. EVER. :rolleyes: Why didn't someone EVER think of doing this BEFORE?

Imagine that Misty or Jxxx or any of the other interested sps in that thread NOT wanting yet another great review, especially when they get to do the appt for free. Who would turn that down :p
 
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As mentioned above i had perused your site & was hoping you might
be into more "regular" kinds of "exercise" or sexercise. I guess not.
The million dollar question here on Perb. So many wonder if I'll fuck them...even more could care less :eek: .

For those who do care:
-I take very few bookings these days (focusing more on video's)
-I only take bookings that I feel 'safe' with (with a reference or a known reviewer or someone who has purchased a clip so I can track them)
-I love giving handjobs, I love receiving oral, I like fucking...BUT I only do these things with submissive clients I feel comfortable with in the context of a fetish/kinky session where I'm in control. So, not what most would consider GFE.

I am a sensual Dominatrix, not always cold and cruel, but I'm still a Domme.

I am not everyone's cup of tea and I'm selective about who I see to avoid a disappointing experience for the client and myself. Anyone curious about booking a session is welcome to contact me to discuss. Rates are actually negotiable as well as all sessions are customizable and I'm incredibly open-minded and creative.

Even better, you can actually see me naked, fucking on video for less than $20! Try before you buy: http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/23869
 

bcneil

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Its very cool of Misty to do this.

But comeon dudes, this is a service that is available
No need to talk about your community service or dead wife.

Now we have requirements too? She must do it for free and an hour nonstop
or your not interested?
 

lenny

girls just wanna have fu
May 20, 2004
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your GF's panties
Now we have requirements too? She must do it for free and an hour nonstop
or your not interested?
Let me put it this way.

For me personally, a free 15 minute BJ would be a waste of my time.

It takes me that long to get warmed up, before the "game" even starts.

In the second half hour things start to get "interesting", but it's in the
second and third hours that they really get exciting and amazing.

So if any SP, i don't care who she is, were to ever offer a 15 minute
freebie, i would rather stay home and whack off for an hour or three.

That being said, if after a free 15 minute BJ we started having "sex"
for an hour or three, i could enjoy that too. Though the BJ would
not give me much if any pleasure, it could serve as the launching
pad into something that might. On its own its basicly useless.
 

HB40

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Let me put it this way.

For me personally, a free 15 minute BJ would be a waste of my time.

So if any SP, i don't care who she is, were to ever offer a 15 minute
freebie, i would rather stay home and whack off for an hour or three.
Oooooh, I think you redeemed yourself, better clear your PM box....or stock up on kleenex boxes :rolleyes:
 
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