I seem to use all my budget in the first week of the month. I go for 3-4 consecutive days and then I am done for the month.
when do you finish your pooning budget?
- Thread starter magicmystery
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I usually blow my budget in the first week too. Then I have to figure out how to get more which lately has been causing some tension with my wife. I'm actually having this pricing debate with her, she doesn't understand why I can't just see the $50 hookers(her words). She is alot smarter than me but this is one time I'm pretty sure I'm right, besides if there are $50 girls they are probably doing things I don't want to do.
Right now my monthly budget allows me 3 sessions, 5 with a little creative skimming. I have to compromise and made the decision to only see my regular girls. The price hasn't changed and I would be loathe to ask for a discount or a reduced rate. I am convinced they treat me extra special so in my mind that makes it worth it.
My expenses budget is actually more than my pooning allowance and much more time consuming….
- I commit 1-3 hours DAILY personally making e-mail inquiries and flirting on perb.
- I travel several hours for appointments so there is gas, wear on my truck, speeding tickets and lack of sleep.
- I feel I provide a great level of patronage, enjoy being a client, am a clockwatcher and hardly ever request any special fetishes.
- I average $100+ a month for pooning essentials (hair, moustache wax, manicures, pedicures, waxing, trimming, treats etc.)
- Of my gross donation, a fair amount goes to the studio and receptionist fees.
- I spend extensive time with my exercise, grooming, etc. so as to be a suitable choice when seeking an attractive SP.
- to pace my penis and give it a break here and there
Note: this list was taken from another thread explaining why an SP’s rates need to be at a level to offset costs and ensure profits are made. I edited it to fit my perspective but it is all tongue in cheek and just in good fun.
Right now my monthly budget allows me 3 sessions, 5 with a little creative skimming. I have to compromise and made the decision to only see my regular girls. The price hasn't changed and I would be loathe to ask for a discount or a reduced rate. I am convinced they treat me extra special so in my mind that makes it worth it.
My expenses budget is actually more than my pooning allowance and much more time consuming….
- I commit 1-3 hours DAILY personally making e-mail inquiries and flirting on perb.
- I travel several hours for appointments so there is gas, wear on my truck, speeding tickets and lack of sleep.
- I feel I provide a great level of patronage, enjoy being a client, am a clockwatcher and hardly ever request any special fetishes.
- I average $100+ a month for pooning essentials (hair, moustache wax, manicures, pedicures, waxing, trimming, treats etc.)
- Of my gross donation, a fair amount goes to the studio and receptionist fees.
- I spend extensive time with my exercise, grooming, etc. so as to be a suitable choice when seeking an attractive SP.
- to pace my penis and give it a break here and there
Note: this list was taken from another thread explaining why an SP’s rates need to be at a level to offset costs and ensure profits are made. I edited it to fit my perspective but it is all tongue in cheek and just in good fun.
^^^ lol. ^^^^
I don't have one, usually once a month n half or two? when ever my pay cheques are worth cashing in and if any spare time. ex. school,work and other regular stuff.
The problem with my situation is my other half rules the checkbook with an iron fist, so I need to find creative ways to fundraise for my pooning needs...
LOL, I hear ya bud....umm, but don't you mean your better half?The problem with my situation is my other half rules the checkbook with an iron fist, so I need to find creative ways to fundraise for my pooning needs...
There are some stores that will give you cash back over the amount if you pay with a credit card, a good way to skim 20 or 40 bucks at a time.
If you are a golfer don't get a membership anywhere, then you can occasionaly substitute a session instead of a round.
We travel alot so I save my spending money until I get back, we do all inclusive so it's not hard in Mexico although I have started pooning there a little bit.
I used to have a job with an expense account that was paid out in a seperate cheque delivered directly to me, by far the best way I ever had to be discreet with my pooning costs.
I have more but I can't give out all my secrets.
haha damn. I dont see Sp's that often, only when theres a hot SP visiting. I just hit up the ATM, withdraw the funds, put them in my envelope, and get it on haha.
This is how it worked...HB40
How did you put the Pooning on the expense account from worK??
Did you ever get caught?
It was a job that I would buy graft and take it out to guys in the field. Everything I bought was out of pocket and reimbursed. I would just cash the cheques and spend it on pooning. It only worked because my wage also covered the cost of my expenses so the wife never questioned it, she never knew I got seperate cheques. It was my most prolific times of pooning because I also had a company truck so all the fuel was paid for.
My wife and I have always had an understanding but it used to be much more discreet, until recently she never knew how much I spent. Now I'm on a budget and it sucks, my wife is soooo frugal! Man I can't wait until golf season starts....anyone want to buy a set of Ping's, hardly ever used.
That depends on your definition of "better"...LOL, I hear ya bud....umm, but don't you mean your better half?
Great suggestions, though, but unfortunately I don't have access to her credit card - which is good, because I would rack that fucker up, much like I did with my ex-credit cards - and like I said, she questions every little bit of spending...
But I do have my secrets...
