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Owudoin

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I'd rather just have the SP's rate me instead....
 

rossedm34

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On a scale like we rate the SPs, but as your fave SP might rate you.

Be Honest.

Cherry might rate me.. hmm..

L: 7
A: 8
S: 7

R: 9 (Respect)

Not sure really about all of this, but I am guessing I am close.
I'm guess you HOPE Cherry would rate you like that... :p

The SPs all told me I'm great to be with, awesome fun and amazing time with a wonderful asset. I have no reason to question such a thing. :cool:

Now... the real question is... who else has heard the same thing :eek:
 

overdone

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I'd rather see girls ads in this section, than self indulgence crap like this.

At least that would be informative.

Go buy a Diary already. Maybe one with a pink bow on it. Don't forget to get one with a lock, you wouldn't want someone else to see your innermost thoughts now, would you?
 

rossedm34

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I'd rather see girls ads in this section, than self indulgence crap like this.

At least that would be informative.

Go buy a Diary already. Maybe one with a pink bow on it. Don't forget to get one with a lock, you wouldn't want someone else to see your innermost thoughts now, would you?
And if you do want people to see your inner most thoughts, take it to Live journal and put a link on your profile. all this Cherry talk is frankly getting stalker level creepy.
 

praxis

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I thought he saw this Cherry for the last time...

And if you do want people to see your inner most thoughts, take it to Live journal and put a link on your profile. all this Cherry talk is frankly getting stalker level creepy.
last year...

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=95751

Now it seems he`s back at it again.

He also said he`s leaving the city - and now he`s not.

I seem to see a pattern here...:rolleyes: :confused: :eek:
 

Bobo The Rabbit

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Well said sperminator and overdone.

I thought the board had enough of this crap from that guy who kept obsessing over kendra and had a similar thread.

I don't even consider a SP to be a friend, never mind anything greater.

I do not pay my friends to be around me.

Remember a SP is just a alternative to masterbation and you should never feel anything for her after you ejaculate. If you do then you have a problem.
 
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HB40

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Remember a SP is just a alternative to masterbation and you should never feel anything for her after you ejaculate. If you do then you have a problem.
So what you're saying is an SP means no more to you than the condom you are ejaculating into. You are a fucking asshole. Markl may have a problem but at least there is hope for him.
 

DQ Guy

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Just thought I'd chime in on this one..

With being out of the pooning for a little while now. The SO has
kept me quite used up in that department.

I'm sure SP's are more then just and alternative to Masterbation.
What with the conversation and actual other Hands on. I'm sorry to
say But it is more then a possibility to fall for someone.
Hell they are giving us the basic service that can make or break
any relationship.. SEX.
and to be close to someone like that, one can almost guarentee that
at some point with someone you will have feelings.
The question is can you leave them at the door when you walk out.?

As has been said many many times before. SP's are People. simple as that.
and as people conections can and will be made.
Yes it sucks to fall for one, when it isn't returned, but such is life.
I've had feelings for many people in my life that have not been returned. You get over it.
you move on to the next. It would seem Markl has not.
sucks for him plain and simple. But I can not, and will not come
down on someone who cares for another person who has shown
him a senusal side. not my place to judge.

I have found that your chances with an SP are few and far between, and most guys
couldn't handle being with one anyways. as for Markl and his obsession
Its too bad, maybe he needs help. I do hope he can find someone one day.
Until then I do wish him luck. Life sucks sometimes, he'll get over it. I hope:rolleyes:

On topic I'm not about to rate Myself either. I'm not that vain. maybe a little
but thats going a wee bit to far. The people that like me do.
the ones that don't can just kiss my ass:D :p
 

Markl

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It's ok DQ, I am quite ok actually.

I didn't start this thread about how I feel about Cherry. Merely started it on a whim as to how your favorite sp might rate you.

But some people seem to need drama or bring something negative to anything they can poke themselves into.

I have no delusions, trust me.

I shouldn't have mentioned her name, that might have kept things on topic.

Before this devolves further...

I suggest the Mod lock the thread.

Thanks!
 

overdone

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My only point Mark was it's a review section on an Escort Review Board, if you don't have a review of a lady why are you posting here?

Post it where it belongs.

As for the drama, you would have to be delusional to think that your thread wouldn't have invited it.

Rate yourself, come on. DQ says all that needs to be said.

"On topic I'm not about to rate Myself either. I'm not that vain. maybe a little but thats going a wee bit to far. The people that like me do.
the ones that don't can just kiss my ass
"
 

Bobo The Rabbit

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Hb I know you really enjoy flirting with the girls on the forum here but even you realize that is just part of the fantasy. As I said once you finish and your hour is up the fantasy is over.

No one here honestly considers a SP a friend, if you do then it should be since the two of you also get together and go out for coffee or dinner, do things together in groups of friends, she calls you up and you talk like normal friends would. You aren't friends because you know details about each other or you bring her a bottle of water and treat or that you talked to each other for 20 minutes outside your session and you even know her real name.

Remember you do not pay friends to be around you.

Are you going to argue that with me? If you are then maybe you have never had any real friends.
 

DQ Guy

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Your not susposed to pay friends to be around you???

Ahhh shit:eek: :p :p
 

Owudoin

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No one here honestly considers a SP a friend, if you do then it should be since the two of you also get together and go out for coffee or dinner, do things together in groups of friends, she calls you up and you talk like normal friends would.
I'm just going to argue with you on this one simply because I do consider some sp's to be friends...and yes we have hung out after hours and even double dated so to speak at New Years and going for food and drinks at local eaterys...
The point I'm making is they are people as well as service providers who are far more than an alternative to masturbation. I don't consider going out for their birthdays with some of them or talking to them outside of work as part of the fee that I pay. And neither do they.
If I'm wrong, I'm sure the ones that know me will send me a PM and tell me otherwise....at least I hope they will.
 

Owudoin

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Right on Owudoin :)

Finally, someone who can spell masturbation properly :p
Well...when you do it as often as I do...you kind of learn all aspects of it....including the spelling!
 
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