Wierd sexual requests

[Rotcod]

A couple of months ago, I went to a massage parlor out of curiosity's sake (first time at an mp, actually). Anyways, I picked a sweet, curvy girl (ok, she picked me), who seemed to be a bit shy. That, is until we got to the fun. As so as we start doing the deed, she starts screaming at me to bitch slap her in the face and call her a dirty whore. I was a bit stunned at first, but I obliged, whereas she told me to do it even harder, as hard as I could. Needless to say I was a bit taken back by this, not to mention feeling a bit awkward. I have no problems giving a girl a good hard smack on the ass, and I would be perfectly fine slapping my girlfriend in the face, where we know each others boundaries. However, doing something like that to an (almost) complete stranger, just made me feel a bit uneasy.

So, for the guys and girls, what is the most unusual sexual request that someone has asked you to do, and were you comfortable doing it (assuming you went through with it)?

 

[MissJasmine]

I had a fantastic time spitting all over a guys body and pissing on him last night. Once in a while I will get a request for something really crazy (like full castration) but most tabboos are not that risque to me anymore... I'm not going to judge anyones fantasies as long as they respect my limits as I do theirs.

 

[liveforthefunk]

castration?

 

[MissJasmine]

castration?

I get asked about once a month... I say no thanks I like repeat clientel lol

 

[Adriana✿]

Balloons. Lots & Lots of Industrial size and strength balloons. They fill my living room up!

 

[Lesbian Hunter]

Once in a while I will get a request for something really crazy (like full castration).

That's nuts.

 

[not2old]

That's nuts.

More precisely, it's "not" nuts

 

[AA_Train]

I had one lady tell me that this guy wanted her to mush a sandwich with her high heels (in a zip lock bag) and he would eat it later. I though that was pretty messed up.

 

[Very Veronica]

10 that come to mind

1. squirt milk out of my ass - no problemo
2. smoke a cigar with my pussy - check, hack hack
3. squeeze out a 'little one' in a toilet slave's face after pissing on him - pass
4. kick someone to a bloody pulp with steel toed boots - passed that check too
5. brought back to a client's house to shock wife (with another sp) - wouldn't do it again
6. using the 'n' word & every other racial slur i could think of with a black client - check (twice) but that got tired
7. performed sexy brollywood auntie while oedipal nephew chased me around the room, ended in extreme cock, ball & nipple torture - check
8. full costumed bride with bridesmaid/best man (& lots of lines to memorize!) 3-some in luxe penthouse hotel suite - check
9. client lays face up on bed, i straddle him standing up then jump, stretch my legs out perpendicular and come down as hard as i can on his belly, over and over and over - aka droppin the check
10. performed masturbation/toy show while behemoth client dressed head to toes (to cock) in black rubber stands & jacks himself off multiple times - check (thankfully i got to leave before the giant condom came off)

and on and on and on

Oh you boys never cease to entertain me!

 

[Cosmo]

5. brought back to a client's house to shock wife (with another sp) - wouldn't do it again

Gee... what could possibly go wrong there???

 

[Small pleasures]

5. brought back to a client's house to shock wife (with another sp) - wouldn't do it again

I was the other SP, and yes, that's actually one of the strangest requests I've ever had too...AND no, I wouldn't do it again either.

The moment his wife walked into the dining room to see the pillow on the dining room table, the video camera set up and all 3 of us sitting naked on the chaise I could have vomited.

Someone else mentioned how something could have really gone wrong...yup, pretty crazy considering the number of 'antique' weapons he had around too.

 

[Cosmo]

Someone else mentioned how something could have really gone wrong...yup, pretty crazy considering the number of 'antique' weapons he had around too.

Well... thanks for sharing (you too VV).

On the face of it, the whole scene has 'huge mistake' written all over it. Did he present it as something his wife would be in to when he booked you?

 

[PregnancyLover32]

*chuckles* I'd never get ~that~ insane. I'm all for Oedipus roleplays & impregnation scenarios. Breast-play, lingeree (asking the S.P. to wear easy-access drop-cup nursing bra,) etc.

 

[mistressfreyja]

Lmao!

1. squirt milk out of my ass - no problemo
2. smoke a cigar with my pussy - check, hack hack
3. squeeze out a 'little one' in a toilet slave's face after pissing on him - pass
4. kick someone to a bloody pulp with steel toed boots - passed that check too
5. brought back to a client's house to shock wife (with another sp) - wouldn't do it again
6. using the 'n' word & every other racial slur i could think of with a black client - check (twice) but that got tired
7. performed sexy brollywood auntie while oedipal nephew chased me around the room, ended in extreme cock, ball & nipple torture - check
8. full costumed bride with bridesmaid/best man (& lots of lines to memorize!) 3-some in luxe penthouse hotel suite - check
9. client lays face up on bed, i straddle him standing up then jump, stretch my legs out perpendicular and come down as hard as i can on his belly, over and over and over - aka droppin the check
10. performed masturbation/toy show while behemoth client dressed head to toes (to cock) in black rubber stands & jacks himself off multiple times - check (thankfully i got to leave before the giant condom came off)

and on and on and on

Oh you boys never cease to entertain me!

That is an absolutely hilarious response, and all the better b/c it's true.

 

[deberry]

I love spitting actually. Spit on me all you want it turns me on. It makes the sex that much more intense. All that other stuff I'll pass on. Never tried a golden shower but it might be fun.

 

[Very Veronica]

Well... thanks for sharing (you too VV).

On the face of it, the whole scene has 'huge mistake' written all over it. Did he present it as something his wife would be in to when he booked you?

No, it was meant to shock. The 3 of us discussed it over sushi. Miss T and i couldn't resist the challenge. I'll write about it at some point, it was very felliniesque.

I love spitting actually. Spit on me all you want it turns me on.

Ah memories of saliva-man who got off on being spat and drooled on for an hour.

 

[Scratchyone]

It all sounds deviant to me - bunch of sick freaks. Fetishes are so fucking retarded - I mean what the hell is so arousing about getting kicked in the nuts or having some overpaid BSDM 'professional' (there's an oxymoron in there somewhere) shit in your beard??? These people need some psychotherapy not a nipple clamp. Jeezus chriiiiiist already.....

Whatever happend to just plain good 'ol raunchy hardcore romping?

 

[Lesbian Hunter]

I love spitting actually. Spit on me all you want it turns me on.

Identify yourself on the street next time and I'll see if I can cough up a big one. It probably works better during the cold season.

 

[BJhunter]

Working in this industry has taught me that deviances are only that because society has dictated that to us. NOTHING is NORMAL in the bedroom (or out of it)
I find that many people become BORED with everyday vanilla sex, or a hardcore romp. And the increased interests in obscure "fetishes" or fantasies is strongly propelled by pornography. I bet if they hadn't seen it happen in porn, some of the requests wouldn't be made.

Perhaps you're right...I've always loved cumming her mouth, but now I've seen enough porn, cum on her face can be just as rewarding, provided I can get all of my good white stuff on her face, sorta of like the art of painting. Lots of dedication, commitment and passion to do this right, thanks to those fellow pooners who've lent me their advice.

 

[DominaPandora]

It all sounds deviant to me - bunch of sick freaks. Fetishes are so fucking retarded - I mean what the hell is so arousing about getting kicked in the nuts or having some overpaid BSDM 'professional' (there's an oxymoron in there somewhere) shit in your beard??? These people need some psychotherapy not a nipple clamp. Jeezus chriiiiiist already.....

Whatever happend to just plain good 'ol raunchy hardcore romping?

Your opinion is actually pretty common amongst those who haven't explored the kinky side. However, what we do is in no way easier, it is harder.

Nina is absolutely correct about attention to detail. Knot tying doesn't happen overnight, there are elaborate ties to learn. You must know your biology as to not permanently injure or scar unless you mean to. There are countless fetishes and therefore, countless things that must be learnt. We above all, learn not to judge, which is easier said than done. There is so much equipment to learn to use properly, etc.

We don't get in your pants per say, we get into your head. (And some get in your pants too.) What we do takes alot of thought, learning, planning, dedication and passion.

Many fetishes are quite arousing, like being tied up and teased or pleasured. Giving up control can be most erotic.

Just my .02.