shilly shillerman

[Very Veronica]

My latest spam. Luv the part where he tells me to keep it to myself 'so as not to limit the value of real reviews.' Um, ya Dr. Spin, that would be my fault. And does stating he doesn't barter supposed to add to his crediblity? And who exactly are these joker 'well established perb members' he's in cahoots with?

To Shakespeare: Those who can, do..those who can't, review. And apparently the really lame ones even fake that.

Have a scumderful day!

VV (not my real name of course)

Hello,

A great review on PERB can truly make your phone ring but even some of your most enthusiastic client don't like to write. So what do you do?

Well, what if there was a professional writer who also had access to a number of well establish PERB members? What if this writer were to offer their services to you to post and "bump" amazingly positive (but accurate) reviews about you. (I would never offer this service to SP's who are not already highly regarded)

Would that be of interest to you?

Well, I can do that for you. Frankly I really enjoy writing and have a talent for this kind of stuff. Plus, my regular job is marketing and I like the idea of using my writing to influence the decisions of others.

I charge a fee per review posted. Just to be clear I am not looking to exchange services.

If you are interested we can talk if not that is fine too I just ask that you keep this to yourself so as not to limit the value of real reviews for yourself and others.

Have a wonderful day!

"J" (not my real name of course)

 

[trackstar]

I write perty googd two and am whilling two trayd four servises! Wii caneven yous the bakc uf my truk four in call!

 

[Irresistible Isabelle]

J

I got that one too.

Jeez, the guys are always griping about shilling. Wonder what they think of this idea.

FYI... not all of us want or need reviews.

 

[Cosmo]

My latest spam. Luv the part where he tells me to keep it to myself 'so as not to limit the value of real reviews....

Well, I can do that for you. Frankly I really enjoy writing and have a talent for this kind of stuff. Plus, my regular job is marketing and I like the idea of using my writing to influence the decisions of others.

I always thought it was the genuine account of sorrid details that influenced the decisions of perberts... be it poorly written or not. But what do I know.

As for the Madison Avenue wanna-be... do you like the idea of using your writing to influence the decisions of others? Or do you really prefer the idea of using your writing to make money of the backs of prostitutes?

Seem's we have another Perbert literary pimp on our hands (surely he doesn't think he's the first).

VV (not my real name of course)

Of course not... it's VeeVee.

 

[H.Miller]

(and that's definitely my real name below! )

Beautiful, I like that new Mae West sig, does it mean you are finally ready to travel? Henry has been patiently waiting ,and wants first dibs on that rump. Hell I would even cook for you.

It has got to be 30+ yrs. since I had anything virgin --- with the exception of olive oil.

 

[TheGuy]

Interesting

I would imagine that the "well established perb members" would be all the identities that the various former mods have littered the place with.

Despite claims by these guys that they are employed and productive, I have never checked this place and the others and failed to find them active.

Are you suggesting that the MODS are making money on the side by Shilling? To me it sounds like someone just trying to get a discount. You know, start with the "it is all business" routine and then try to get some samples. LOL

Some of the girls I visit have told me they get all kinds off offers like this. No news here! What could anybody write about Very Veronica that has not been written already.

Speaking of advertising - this would be a good place for VV to pop in one of her pussy shots. No kidding Veronica, I LOVE those pictures!

 

[trackstar]

Are you suggesting that the MODS are making money on the side by Shilling? To me it sounds like someone just trying to get a discount. You know, start with the "it is all business" routine and then try to get some samples. LOL

Some of the girls I visit have told me they get all kinds off offers like this. No news here! What could anybody write about Very Veronica that has not been written already.

Speaking of advertising - this would be a good place for VV to pop in one of her pussy shots. No kidding Veronica, I LOVE those pictures!

I would imagine that the "well established perb members" would be all the identities that the various former mods have littered the place with.

I don't think he's accusing the mods of anything

 

[Babylon]

I got it too...

I was coming back to PERB after a long vacation to post about this, but Im gladdened to see someone else has taken the liberty.

I got it today too - along with more...

I got the email and I (un-delicately) told him I didn't approve of his business practices and he proceeded to send me 6+ vicious e-mails throughout the day (I only responded to a few asking him to behave like the professional he claims to be). He sees no problem in this - if he is so honest then I hope he mentions that he is being paid to pay compliments and bump reviews.

Because I have other good reviews he was 100% willing to write a positive review of me without ever having met me (that I hope of anyway -- ew!).

At first he was nice, then he got worse and worse - eventually resorting to personal attacks and name calling. Now, I am by far no crystalline idol of morals and virtues (maybe vices...lol) but this guy is a total creep.

I told him I was going to warn other perb members about this and he said "...he could ruin my reputation on perb..." He also said my reviews were probably all shills too. He really doesn't want people to know about this. So if you hear any rumors that sound like BS about the girls not afraid to speak up please regard it with suspicion. This guy seems to have A LOT of time on his hands and malicious mind.

In one of the e-mails Mr. Shilly smartly informs me "John Smith" isn't his real name - OMG I was shocked!!!

 

[Miss*Bijou]

Yup... Got it too.

Posted it in the SP lounge on the other board, and there are a few others who also received it.
Most of us didn't bother replying. I debated going along with it to find out just who it was, would have been interesting to find out just which 'member' would have been writing the review... Hmm.

 

[vidwindow]

Everyones hanging out a shingle..

Dear SP's:

I would like to offer my services as an SP Personal Trainer. By practising sex with me I believe you can earn better reviews. I have had sex. In addition, I know people who have also had sex, or would like to have sex. And that's bringing something to the table!

Course, it will cost you. So don't even ask because I won't trade for services.

Please call first for your appointment so I can ask my mom if I can have someone over...

Sincerely,
SexPro,
Oh yah...we've had sex

 

[Miss*Bijou]

So if one is already well reviewed...why exactly would anyone need him???

lol

that's exactly what i was thinking! lol

 

[trackstar]

Dear SP's:

I would like to offer my services as an SP Personal Trainer. By practising sex with me I believe you can earn better reviews. I have had sex. In addition, I know people who have also had sex, or would like to have sex. And that's bringing something to the table!

Course, it will cost you. So don't even ask because I won't trade for services.

Please call first for your appointment so I can ask my mom if I can have someone over...

Sincerely,
SexPro,
Oh yah...we've had sex

He is not a paid advertiser and just because we have had sex doesn't mean he is any good at it! Vid, you slut! You said you would never stray!

 

[vidwindow]

Mom? Is that you?

 

[trackstar]

Mom? Is that you?

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[Babylon]

He just sent me and email a few minutes ago - "gently" letting me know he had read what I had written on here.

Just girls, please stay away from this guy - I don't care how desperate you are for business. This is not the type of man you want to get involved with.

I am not one to indugle drama or to give him the satisfaction of saying more on this beyond - dude - whoever you are please get a life and stop bothering me and the other women.

 

[trackstar]

He just sent me and email a few minutes ago - "gently" letting me know he had read what I had written on here.

Just girls, please stay away from this guy - I don't care how desperate you are for business. This is not the type of man you want to get involved with.

I am not one to indugle drama or to give him the satisfaction of saying more on this beyond - dude - whoever you are please get a life and stop bothering me and the other women.

Just to clarify, when he says, "He", he was not referring to me

 

[Babylon]

Lol, no, no no...

That was directed at Mr. John Smith (I hear it's not his real name though)

And I'm very much a she not a he

 

[trackstar]

Lol, no, no no...

That was directed at Mr. John Smith (I hear it's not his real name though)

And I'm very much a she not a he

Oops, sorry Babylon!!!!!! My bad!

 

[Miss*Bijou]

This person is not necessarily a 'he'..

 

[Violet]

he strikes again

Yep, I think I got a variation of that myself, but mine was a while ago... The real reason he "has access" to lots of Perb members is because he has so many different aliases! LOL

Also, he IS willing to barter & that is the purpose of his offers, because even if he doesn't in the initial communication, he will then ask you for some favour in return.

I have even had guys go so far as to write a legit review of me & then threaten to remove it or post a bad one if I don't see them for free or some other favour. Maybe even this same guy??

He claims he is only offering this to well-respected & reviewed ladies? Then why would we want/need his "help" anyway??

I think most guys on here are smart & board-savvy enough to know a shill/troll when they see one, so if bad reviews from un-trusted sources suddenly start popping up about SPs who were very well reviewed up until now, (for example those who had received this letter & made it clear they weren't interested) at least they might think twice about automatically believing them.