Helper?

[MissJasmine]

I'm sitting with Sandi Laine right now and she said I could borrow her Mercedes to help you move Talk to you very very soon!

 

[PuntMeister]

...if you are not helping with this move Punt...I will be sorely disappointed. Which, I'm sure, will matter a lot to you....cough. Miss Gypsy....Miss Jasmine....most assuredly Miss Dominique will be there...in amongst goodness knows who all else.

I'm buying a ticket out there to take your place Punt....well...no I'm not. But, it sounded good....all threateny like. Threats are easy, followup is rare.

eddie.

Dearest eddie. Sorry to hear you coughing up hairballs, but I have to say...

Nya Nya Nyuh-nya Nyah.

Just kidding dude. I will be taking time off from overthrowing foreign governments for an evening to help the beautiful, smart, and sexy Ms. T move some furniture and "what-knots". Looks like a party in the making--I shall have to be on my best behaviour though, with all these incredible ladies offerring their support and other inducements. I can just see it now, reporting to perbites unprecedented reviews of 'a moving experience' (pardon the pun).

Eddie, when you do get your sorry buttinsky out here, the first pint of pale is on me. Then I will kick yo ass at 8-ball.

Yours in seductive servitude,

-Punt.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

Oh-My-God! Anyone who thinks this was pre-scripted as a marketing ploy should see my face right now. I have hungrily viewed Jasmine's little video clips over and over and have made little secret of my crush on her.

So, yes, Jasmine, I certainly could use an extra set of hands Tuesday night but the only thing you'll be lifting is a glass of wine and maybe my skirt.

I must admit those videos are some fine, fine camera work. I especially like that one where Miss Jasmine is on the rope and kicking punt in the nuts as she swings around. Perhaps a re-enactment/training session could be arranged while bicycle boy is over there....

Dearest eddie. Sorry to hear you coughing up hairballs, but I have to say...

Nya Nya Nyuh-nya Nyah.

Just kidding dude. I will be taking time off from overthrowing foreign governments for an evening to help the beautiful, smart, and sexy Ms. T move some furniture and "what-knots". Looks like a party in the making--I shall have to be on my best behaviour though, with all these incredible ladies offerring their support and other inducements. I can just see it now, reporting to perbites unprecedented reviews of 'a moving experience' (pardon the pun).

Eddie, when you do get your sorry buttinsky out here, the first pint of pale is on me. Then I will kick yo ass at 8-ball.

Yours in seductive servitude,

-Punt.

This will be a review of reviews...the mother of all reviews....a veritable poll of polls. My fine upbringing and innate sense of decorum prevent me from making public the first thought that ran through my head on seeing the "nyah, nyah" line....well, it was something like "how petty"....mumbling...*fucking bicycle boy bastard*...

Laughing hard and that's not a bad way to start any morning. Do we get pictures??? On Punt's behalf, I consent to have his image captured and splashed all over photobucket or some such deal as that. Those foreign governments deserve to have at least that much.

have the very best of days,

eddie.

 

[uncleg]

Eddie, when you do get your sorry buttinsky out here, the first pint of pale is on me. Then I will kick yo ass at 8-ball.

Yours in seductive servitude,

-Punt.[/QUOTE]


You're getting to be a right popular dude aren't you ? At this rate you'll be ablr to come to Vancouver and stay blitzed for free.