What guys really want *Tips for SP's*
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Hey Krustee, just out of curiosity, how much time did it take you to cut and past that little quote smorgasbord?
Little tip, spend less time cutting pasting and bolding and more time coming up with a burn that isn't completely lame.
Strive for quality not quantity okay buddy
Little tip, spend less time cutting pasting and bolding and more time coming up with a burn that isn't completely lame.
Strive for quality not quantity okay buddy
Looks like the work of a former Mr. O.
We'll know right away by how defensive he gets.
I have to agree with that. Fantasy is all good and fun, taking it too far is a problem though. Alot of the guys here are Gentlemen.
It is not a bad thing to put the effort or for some no effort in to being respectful,charming,presentable,appreciative and just treating a woman like she should be treated. Doesn't matter whether sp or so, a woman deserves to be treated as such.
Insulting to suggest a man is less then a Gentleman because he is on this board or enjoys the company of a fine woman, escort or not.
Let's get back on topic
Although I think this guy is a knob, he does bring up an interesting discussion about what makes makes a good SP website.
A good SP website is like any other website. it provides the information you need, it'seasy to navigate and it's visually pleasing to the eye. that includes such things as as colour schemes, fonts and how it is laid out on the page. Media such as picture galleries or videos are great as well. Most women have links to various reviews and a little bit about themselves. Like any website, it is an advertisment for their business so they should put their best foot forward, hence the dolled up glam shots, which with some can be a little much although many women do put more raw, untouched shots up on perb and on their sites.
One more comment on Rodney's belief that all guys want to be in control. Some may want that and that's fine but other may want the sp to take control and some may want a combination of both. Most of these ladies will let you tailor a service that will meet all your specific needs which is an attractive feature of this hobby. There's pretty much an SP for every taste with their own style to meet the diverse needs within the marketplace.
I cant help but notice that all of the SP websites look pretty much the same. Picture after picture of some girl wearing more make up then a circus clown gazing seductively into the camera while dressed like an extra from Moulin Rouge. I'm going to give you some advice that you should all take to heart. 99% of the guys out there dont want some tarted up nympho...we want shy, and demure, even a little frightened. If we're paying for it we want to feel totally in control. We want some girl who looks like she just got off the bus from small town Saskatchewan...a girl who ran away from home because daddy has "busy hands" when he drinks. We want to get the impression that you're doing it because you're hungry and cold and desperate. Trust me, we would much prefer if instead of acting like some sex kitten you pretended that you didn't like it all...maybe even cry softly during it and try to look really ashamed.
You do this and you'll be the most sought after SP in the city.
I really should be charging money for this advice. If anyone needs a manager PM me
Although I think this guy is a knob, he does bring up an interesting discussion about what makes makes a good SP website.
A good SP website is like any other website. it provides the information you need, it'seasy to navigate and it's visually pleasing to the eye. that includes such things as as colour schemes, fonts and how it is laid out on the page. Media such as picture galleries or videos are great as well. Most women have links to various reviews and a little bit about themselves. Like any website, it is an advertisment for their business so they should put their best foot forward, hence the dolled up glam shots, which with some can be a little much although many women do put more raw, untouched shots up on perb and on their sites.
One more comment on Rodney's belief that all guys want to be in control. Some may want that and that's fine but other may want the sp to take control and some may want a combination of both. Most of these ladies will let you tailor a service that will meet all your specific needs which is an attractive feature of this hobby. There's pretty much an SP for every taste with their own style to meet the diverse needs within the marketplace.
It's called the Multi-Quote button noob!Hey Krustee, just out of curiosity, how much time did it take you to cut and past that little quote smorgasbord?
Little tip, spend less time cutting pasting and bolding and more time coming up with a burn that isn't completely lame.
Strive for quality not quantity okay buddy
There's a "multi quote button"?
I did not know that.
Sorry Krustee, I guess I just haven't been a hooker website forum pervert for as long as you have
I did not know that.
Sorry Krustee, I guess I just haven't been a hooker website forum pervert for as long as you have
What's the matter Rodney, you forget what persona you signed in as?There's a "multi quote button"?
I did not know that.
Sorry Krustee, I guess I just haven't been a hooker website forum pervert for as long as you have
Hey Krustee, just out of curiosity, how much time did it take you to cut and past that little quote smorgasbord?
Little tip, spend less time cutting pasting and bolding and more time coming up with a burn that isn't completely lame.
Strive for quality not quantity okay buddy
Besides you goof, vBulletin is one of the most widely used forum software in the world & it's not just for "hooker website forum"s.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vbulletin
Here, I found your fortune you should read it:
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Rodney, is a defective model, like he came off the assembly line flat-out fucked and his parents should have taken him back for repairs before the warranty ran out.”
I cant help but notice that all of the SP websites look pretty much the same. Picture after picture of some girl wearing more make up then a circus clown gazing seductively into the camera while dressed like an extra from Moulin Rouge. I'm going to give you some advice that you should all take to heart. 99% of the guys out there dont want some tarted up nympho...we want shy, and demure, even a little frightened. If we're paying for it we want to feel totally in control. We want some girl who looks like she just got off the bus from small town Saskatchewan...a girl who ran away from home because daddy has "busy hands" when he drinks. We want to get the impression that you're doing it because you're hungry and cold and desperate. Trust me, we would much prefer if instead of acting like some sex kitten you pretended that you didn't like it all...maybe even cry softly during it and try to look really ashamed.
You do this and you'll be the most sought after SP in the city.
I really should be charging money for this advice. If anyone needs a manager PM me
This is absurd BS, and clearly the mainstay SP's of this site stayed out of the thread for a reason.
"What guys want" is a woman who won't look over at the frightened sex kitten just off the bus from North Battleford and see that person as having anything going for her that the onlooker doesn't.
Clients as a general rule don't want to feel "totally in control", they just want some reason to feel that the evening will progress as they hope. The money balances the social imbalance, so what. Sometimes that is a lot better than your being with a man whose hands are creeping all over you at the drive-in movie when neither side knows for sure what shall be the result of the unspoken negotiations.
"Hungry, Cold, and Desperate" is what this guy Rodney finds out on Gore Avenue while most of the rest of us, at the very least, have enough sense to head up to Commercial or Victoria Drive.
As for your websites... men are into details, and want to have their minds and curiosity piqued about you. A full array of photos is a healthy start but significant biography data really helps to fill in the important blanks. Keep your details non-revealing about your real life, path, or identity, but it IS OK to say you're from the prairies and that you love the mountains locally and that you want to go to a BC Lions game soon, etc.
If there's an element or two of SP-client sex that really feels good to you... that's what you want to make clear. We know it is about the money, and that part is fine if only implied, but perhaps there is a position or particular act that you usually enjoy to the best possible extent. If so, mention it in your bio.
You want to get a guy's mind to replace the image of himself with a purely random female form tonight, with as many of your unique details as possible.
If indeed you just got off a bus from Saskatchewan, it's OK to say that too. Those are your unique details, so play'em confidently. If there just happened to be another young working girl seated across the aisle making a break for the "big time" that is Vancouver, just realize that you need not sport the same measurements or attire as she does in order to both make it locally.
Ummmmm... Jessica, you do know that was from ummmm.... 1, 2, 3... uh 8 months? ago. Is that right? I ran out of fingers at 6.
What guys really want is . . .
A girl who can ride you like a rodeo bronco and make you feel like fireworks just went of in your brain NUFF SAID!
A girl who can ride you like a rodeo bronco and make you feel like fireworks just went of in your brain NUFF SAID!
