What guys really want *Tips for SP's*

[uncleg]

Hot Rodney, this thread sounds like you and InTheBum should get together to form a mutual admiration society. He likes his gals to whimper too. I will agree with you that too many of the membership do tend to kiss up to the SP's, "knights in shining condoms" as you put it. Gotta like your way with words. Your fantasy, if it is really your fantasy, may be shared by other men, but really by all?
Based on the posts by and your alleged alter ego, I think you're just having some fun with this board, which is in part what it's for. I think the biggest chuckle you seem to be getting out of this is jerking the chains of all the pervbites that take themselves, their advice and opinions so seriously on this Board.
Ladies, if you P.M.'ed Hot Rodney, on a positive note on his honesty and straightforwardness, please own up to it. I won't hold it against you, because in a way I agree with you. On the other hand it would be nice to know how much of his prattle is pure bullshit, and how much it rooted in at least a bit of reality.

 

[blondgirl]

Hey gidgidy

True the majority of people are not demeaning but I have seen some disgusting posts that are horrible and they are accepted .......So really if hotrod has opinions he has the right to voice them.....I have had to read"she didnt speak english so i figured she wouldnt complain if i cim" If those are acceptable on this board then hotrod is refreshing be cause at least he makes me laugh

 

[Hot Rodney]

Why are so many of you getting so bent out of shape that you're calling for me to be banned? I don't post that much in threads that aren't my own so all you have to do to avoid me is not click on my threads.

You guys are sounding like whiny little crybabies...and I got news for ya, even though you're paying em to fuck you the SP's dont respect whiners.

Toughen up buttercups

 

[miss meiko]

Hot Rodney/CT6000 I like your honesty...but don't go too far... okay, babe? Get some fresh air, maybe go for a little walk. It is good for your body and mind.

Nobody is perfect. And I don't think anybody wants to be perfect, anyway. Let people have some little dreams...our real lives can be quite boring, sometimes. Don't take things too serious...

 

[gigidy gigidy]

Fair enough blondgirl, i won't claim to have seen all the posts on here. The one you speak of is disgusting. I think we all have the right to voice our opinions. Yes there are pigs out there for certain. I have heard some pretty crappy stories from some ladies in the biz regarding bs put up with. Unfortunate it finds its way to this board. Have a good one.

 

[Hot Rodney]

Don't take things too serious...

Meiko, If you new how un-seriously I really took things you would crap your g-string

 

[ma1234]

Hot Rodney, this thread sounds like you and InTheBum should get together to form a mutual admiration society. He likes his gals to whimper too. I will agree with you that too many of the membership do tend to kiss up to the SP's, "knights in shining condoms" as you put it. Gotta like your way with words. Your fantasy, if it is really your fantasy, may be shared by other men, but really by all?
Based on the posts by and your alleged alter ego, I think you're just having some fun with this board, which is in part what it's for. I think the biggest chuckle you seem to be getting out of this is jerking the chains of all the pervbites that take themselves, their advice and opinions so seriously on this Board.
Ladies, if you P.M.'ed Hot Rodney, on a positive note on his honesty and straightforwardness, please own up to it. I won't hold it against you, because in a way I agree with you. On the other hand it would be nice to know how much of his prattle is pure bullshit, and how much it rooted in at least a bit of reality.

You are right, I took this whole thing too seriously. I think this guy needs professional help. He might sound funny, but he is seriously crewed up in the head. He is a sociopath at best.

 

[Hot Rodney]

Sociopath?

Hardly. All kidding aside I sincerely believe that I'm the most well adjusted person here. I work, I give back to my community, I'm kind to old people and animals, I feel sad when I see homeless people eating garbage, I'm not afraid to express myself emotionally.

I could go on and on about how normal I am but I think you get the picture

 

[GoodKat]

I cant help but notice that all of the SP websites look pretty much the same. Picture after picture of some girl wearing more make up then a circus clown gazing seductively into the camera while dressed like an extra from Moulin Rouge. I'm going to give you some advice that you should all take to heart. 99% of the guys out there dont want some tarted up nympho...we want shy, and demure, even a little frightened. If we're paying for it we want to feel totally in control. We want some girl who looks like she just got off the bus from small town Saskatchewan...a girl who ran away from home because daddy has "busy hands" when he drinks. We want to get the impression that you're doing it because you're hungry and cold and desperate. Trust me, we would much prefer if instead of acting like some sex kitten you pretended that you didn't like it all...maybe even cry softly during it and try to look really ashamed.

You do this and you'll be the most sought after SP in the city.

I really should be charging money for this advice. If anyone needs a manager PM me

Your fantasy sucks. All any guy wants or needs is ass to mouth.

 

[MrPeterNorth]

HotRod/CockBot6000/ITB - I sincerely want to thank you for making the forums fun to read again. I mean it. I've always had respect for people who tell it like it is. You might not always be right, but your banter is refreshing.

 

[rimas]

It's obvious that many of you had severely overbearing mothers and now as an adult you're symbolically fucking them.

Seriously, it's psychology 101.

I took psych 101. Didn't pay much attention as I was too busy trying to fuck the girl at the desk in front of me (for those of you wondering, I did manage her sister).

PS - Not trying to get you banned. You make me laugh, in an Andrew Dice Clay kind of way. Whatever happened to him anyay...could it be he changed his handle (twice) and joined this board recently?

 

[ma1234]

Wow, this thread turned into a contest about who is the biggest asshole.

I am out of here.

 

[GoodKat]

You make me laugh, in an Andrew Dice Clay kind of way. Whatever happened to him anyay...

People realized that he wasn't actually funny, just dirty and they stopped paying attention to him. I imagine the same thing will happen to Rodney pretty quick.

 

[Hot Rodney]

Please dont stop paying attention to me.

If you do I'll die

 

[COCK-BOT 6000]

This thread is so true!

I also like when they have a black eye. That is so hot

 

[chilli]

HotRod/CockBot6000/ITB - I sincerely want to thank you for making the forums fun to read again. I mean it. I've always had respect for people who tell it like it is. You might not always be right, but your banter is refreshing.

Yup.

I think some people need to relax and take the stick out of their butts.

 

[SweetCee]

shiny??

I want a shinning condom! Was in the SCA too long to have a use for knights... but a shinning condom would be awsome.

 

[klamkracker]

I'm with him.All of us try to hide our inter sicko..

Really genius, do you think

I am no more of a sicko then any of you.

I just choose not to hide it.

 

[Bellaxxx]

What is normal anyways?

I'm with him.All of us try to hide our inter sicko..

"Normality" is over rated

 

[Krustee]

We want to get the impression that you're doing it because you're hungry and cold and desperate. Trust me, we would much prefer if instead of acting like some sex kitten you pretended that you didn't like it all...maybe even cry softly during it and try to look really ashamed.

Really now?
Your sayin that I'm just as screwed in the head as you?

Hate to burst your bubble there Bubba but I only deal with confident women who are professional escorts not barely legal runaways from abusive homes.

No way.

I've researched this thoroughly and the results are conclusive. The "scared hungry girl at the bus stop" is one of every normal mans fantasies.

my God ... if that's normal I'll make a cyanide smoothie right now.
Not the kind of reality I live in nor want.

I thought this is what dirty old men and sick satyrs want...

Yup!

Nope, even the dirty young men want it.

I think if you're capable of being honest with yourself you'll be able to admit that I'm right.

OK - you're right-off your rocker.

Definitely NOT. What you are describing is a sadistic streak in SOME men.

I would suggest, stop drinking before it completely fucks your mind up!

It's obvious that many of you had severely overbearing mothers and now as an adult you're symbolically fucking them.

Seriously, it's psychology 101.

And your psychotic 102
Provincial ward wants you back in your room where they have a nice white coat wih exta long arms tailor made for you.

And there are some who had overbearing everybody and have to resort to inter-species erotica........... Animals don't complain, especially if they depend on their abusers

Stpo feeding the troll!!!!!

I would love to stop, but I am worried that this kind of talk will become accepted on the board.

By the way, why aren't these two trolls banned yet?

Hot Rodney/CT6000 I like your honesty...but don't go too far... okay, babe? Get some fresh air, maybe go for a little walk. It is good for your body and mind.

Nobody is perfect. And I don't think anybody wants to be perfect, anyway. Let people have some little dreams...our real lives can be quite boring, sometimes. Don't take things too serious...

Sociopath?

Hardly. All kidding aside I sincerely believe that I'm the most well adjusted person here. I work, I give back to my community, I'm kind to old people and animals, I feel sad when I see homeless people eating garbage, I'm not afraid to express myself emotionally.

I could go on and on about how normal I am but I think you get the picture

Well adjusted???
What, you got your hand down your pants again?

People realized that he wasn't actually funny, just dirty and they stopped paying attention to him. I imagine the same thing will happen to Rodney pretty quick.

Please dont stop paying attention to me.

If you do I'll die

If only we could be so lucky.

Wow, this thread turned into a contest about who is the biggest asshole.

I am out of here.

Amen Bro!