Melania documentary = Sex in a theater fantasy?

[chuckanut]

OG dropping in to say hi, and throw something fun out there.

Now I've had bjs and handies at the movies over the years, but never the full deed. For those wanting to partake without prying eyes, a golden opportunity has arisen. I present the new Melania documentary.

Those theater rooms will be deserted and you and your "date" can get your groove on. Hell you could change seat locations as many times as you change fucking positions.

Wonder how many adventurous SPs would be down for this? 😂

Enjoy,
Chuck

 

[Bang4thebuck]

Ignoring Melania to bang a sex worker is exactly what DJT would do too lol

 

[nopey]

I would be very disappointed if I looked over at the screen and saw The Donald and it spoiled the mood for Jr.

 

[jgg]

Ignoring Melania to bang a sex worker is exactly what DJT would do too lol

I don't think Melania is letting the orange puke fuck her.

 

[Bridge]

A sort of cinematic mile high club.

 

[jgg]

It's been done already.

 

[masterpoonhunter]

One of the reviewers who watched it said something like:
"it was like walking on lego while having explosive diarrhea"

 

[nan]

I heard somewhere that there are people who worked on this "film" and don't want to have their names in the credits.

 

[chuckanut]

One of the reviewers who watched it said something like:
"it was like walking on lego while having explosive diarrhea"

Best review I saw from someone at Variety.

"If they screened it on a flight, people would still try to walk out."

 

[chuckanut]

I heard somewhere that there are people who worked on this "film" and don't want to have their names in the credits.

2/3 of the NY crew made that request. 😂

 

[oldshark]

 

[Bang4thebuck]

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I'm more curious about what's underneath the covers. Seems like she is to Trump what Ghislaine is to Epstein... she plays the part of a dumb gold digger who hates her husband well but there's definitely more to the story.

 

[Cock Throppled]

The documentary is projected to earn around $8 million in its opening weekend in the US and Canada, marking the strongest opening for a non-concert documentary in over a decade.

 

[carvesg]

If the Housewives of whatever and the Kardashians have a market ...we shouldn't be surprised to witness a very small percentage of the population willing to go and seat somewhere for 2 hours of mind numbing stupidity.

Hopefully Melania will prove us wrong with that new legislation she's working on... nothing specific so far I heard

 

[oldshark]

The documentary is projected to earn around $8 million in its opening weekend in the US and Canada, marking the strongest opening for a non-concert documentary in over a decade.

Yah, I am sure that the MAGA leaders will make their people go to the movie to show solidarity. Reminds me of Christian rock.

 

[westwoody]

 

[UhOh]

The administration is buying tickets to give the illusion people are interested

 

[masterblaster]

All of a sudden the maga morons are calling it a documentary instead of a movie to make its flop at the box office more palatable. Changing its name won’t make it any less of a piece of crap.

 

[sexpanther69]

The documentary is projected to earn around $8 million in its opening weekend in the US and Canada, marking the strongest opening for a non-concert documentary in over a decade.

Funny how it was being promoted as a movie and now all of a sudden it's a documentary....


Bezos also paid 40million, with 70% (28mill)of that goin to Melania, and then $35+mill to promote it....

28million to make whats being labelled propaganda


Talk about flop

 

[Cock Throppled]

All of a sudden the maga morons are calling it a documentary instead of a movie to make its flop at the box office more palatable. Changing its name won’t make it any less of a piece of crap.

Did you not notice the title of this thread? Documentaries are movies. Do you actually know what a documentary is? And you're criticizing a film you haven't seen, based on the subject, so you'd hate it no matter how good it might be.