What’s the most outrageous thing an SP has said to you?

[TheBellaRoseXo]

I’m so curious fellas

 

[luvsdaty]

You're so hard!!!

 

[SmikeSmith]

“Are you married?”

 

[Uncled]

Are you a banker? 💰

 

[Wakeup]

You so big

 

[rottweiler]

Are you sure it's in?

 

[picante55]

Your cum tastes good!

 

[phool]

I’m so curious fellas
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Outrageously erotic or just crazy stupid?

 

[Dick Ford]

"God, it feels so good I wish I could just put it in (raw)." (Spoiler alert: she did not)

 

[Crookedmember]

"Your head looks like a penis after a cold swim."

 

[Ray]

Are you done?

 

[Mclovinit604]

“Do you have a licence to carry that?”

 

[licks2nite]

It's lube.

 

[Crookedmember]

Are you done?

I've been swatted on the head with a rolled-up magazine more than a few times myself.

 

[zaphod42]

Are you a Secret Agent? ( she was a young nice looking Russian gal - my From Russia With Love moment )