Weirdest coincidence EVER

[thischrisguy]

So last time I visited the west coast I stayed at an Air Bnb in Victoria. A nice, affordable place, perfect for my needs.

Also, the last time I was in Victoria, I thought I would check out getting a sexy massage!

Well I went to a place and didn’t care for it at all, and got the heck out of there within about 60 seconds. Thanked my lucky stars.

So I am back in Victoria, staying at the same Air Bnb. It’s in a house with a nice middle class family. The owners are just lovely people, and they’ve made me feel very welcome.

By sheer freaking chance I learned that THEY are the owners of the massage parlour that I fled last time!!! They don’t know I know.

I am going to a different massage parlour this time!

 

[MRGREEN]

On a New Years Eve afternoon I had a really great session with an attendant at a local parlor. We clicked and had a great fun. Later in the evening I joined a large group for dinner at a local restaurant at long tables. We were running late and sat at the end with a couple of spots open across from me and my partner. The last couiple arrived and when I looked up from the menu for introductions and low and behold it was my friend from earlier. Dinner and the party after were interesting. No one had a clue except us.

 

[Boogeryyc]

Went to a massage parlour for the third or fourth time. The lady I had seen before and had made an appointment with had to leave for a family emergency. I saw another lady.
Six hours later I sit in my seat at a CFL game and the lady Id seen earlier in the day was sitting next to me.

 

[Pumped]

On my way to a session and stopped at a convenience store for some mints. While waiting in line this cute woman is standing behind me and we strike up a conversation. We're having such a great time that I'm thinking of cancelling my session and seeing if she's interested in grabbing drinks somewhere. She says she's meeting someone, so I pay for my mints and head off to my session.

Get there and I'm told my SP is running late. I just chill and enjoy my mints until I'm escorted to the room and who's waiting for me? Yup, convenience store hottie. So we just picked up where we had left off in the line up and had a really great time.

Only time in all my pooning years that I have ever encountered an SP in the wild.

 

[piss]

I had my regular and favourite massage girl tap me on the shoulder at Ikea in Coquitlam to say hello. That was cool. Wound up going to see here an hour later which turned into a hotter than normal session.

 

[LuxyLuxxx]

So last time I visited the west coast I stayed at an Air Bnb in Victoria. A nice, affordable place, perfect for my needs.

Also, the last time I was in Victoria, I thought I would check out getting a sexy massage!

Well I went to a place and didn’t care for it at all, and got the heck out of there within about 60 seconds. Thanked my lucky stars.

So I am back in Victoria, staying at the same Air Bnb. It’s in a house with a nice middle class family. The owners are just lovely people, and they’ve made me feel very welcome.

By sheer freaking chance I learned that THEY are the owners of the massage parlour that I fled last time!!! They don’t know I know.

I am going to a different massage parlour this time!

Sounds like a great opportunity to make some some connections

 

[Langleydude]

I had a booked appointment with a girl and just as I walked in the room she hot a call about her kid and had to leave. She asked if I wanted to reschedule or if I wanted to try a new girl who had just started and I chose the new girl. I was just taking off my clothes and had my back to the door when the girl walked in. We started talking as I was hanging up my clothes and when I turned around I saw the new girl was someone who lived in my building. Seeing as how we were both naked at this point we had a good laugh about it and decided to continue the session.

 

[Johnchan12345]

These are great! Anymore stories? I've only seen a amp girl once in the wild and she didn't recognize me at all.

 

[Harmony-bc]

These are great! Anymore stories? I've only seen a amp girl once in the wild and she didn't recognize me at all.

She possibly just pretended to not recognize you. If I see clients in the wild, they’re 100% invisible to me. And if they talk to me, I’m sorry sir, you must have me mistaken for somebody else.

 

[westwoody]

I wrote a review about a few amps before Christmas, I should have included this.
Went to a popular-with-asians motel near Wpg airport. Rooms have doors directly to the parking lot.
I knock on the door, no answer. I wait a bit and a moment later the door to the next room pops open and a auntie, no granny, pokes her head out. She says "Come, come!"
I knew they used fake pics and the last few had been terrible so wasn't surprised. Anyway, half hour crappy visit and left early.
As I'm leaving the other door, the one I knocked on opened and it's a tall, slim young Chinese beauty. The only one I've actually considered attractive in a dozen tries.
The two start arguing in Chinese.
Fucking granny stole the date from her neighbour!

 

[Bunghole1]

Ended up getting a massage and HE from a local lady who won an amateur contest at a strip club.
I had no clue it was her until she walked in the room. The feeling was intense and exhilarating. She was a raging hormones look, but don't touch, scorching hot view on stage that the whole strip club was going crazy for. What I thought could only be left as an untouchable dream ended up turning into a reality a couple of weeks down the road. To have the memories of her on stage collide with her hands all over my naked body and package was a mind blowing unforgettable experience. Having such a combo made it next level. I couldnt help myself and returned for seconds and 3rds.

The second time ended up being at the same strip club but there was no in person connection other then her being a server at a local bar. She used to serve me at a local sports bar and here I am at another amateur contest to find out that she has signed up. I loved going early to these shows to see who was signing up and when I noticed her in the lineup I was like omg! holy shit!!!!. To see her go from her bar job to her on stage in a thong and topless was a mind blowing experience. Just picture a cactus club looking waitress and you will see what I am talking about. I guess she wanted to make some extra side money. She ended up rocking the show and winning it all. I think 1st prize was around $800 dollars. It was a good chunk of change for only 3 rounds of dancing. I know some can be actual strippers from out of town but she was a pure amateur. She was so hot that she won without getting fully naked like some of the others. I think I would of died and gone to heaven if it turned out like my first experience. It was pretty special to be able to
play the clothes on and off game back at the sports bar. She was just a dreamy nice clothed view until that one special wild night. I hope that she decides to become a sex worker at some point in the future because I would drain my sperm bank on her.


This all might sound like a fantasy but its true. We used to have strip clubs in my city and once a month we would have special amateur shows with people from the audience picked as judges. They were some of the best memories. Some wouldnt be as wild such as twerk contests or lingerie contests because they rarely had any nudity but if it was a strip off contest you were in for a wild show! Once the last strip club in town closed shop its never been the same.

I have seen a couple ladies randomly in public that I had sessions with in the past but I dont think they ever noticed me.

 

[GeeBeeP]

I went to Toronto for a family event in the suburbs, but decided to go a day early and stay downtown to see a favourite SP at her condo incall. She’s not an opportunity to be missed. I spent a wonderful few hours with her and then left with that post encounter haze. I get 100 feet down the street and meet my cousin on the sidewalk. Toronto is a big fucking city, and the odds of running into each other are slim.

He’s going to be at the family thing the next day and had asked the previous week when I was coming into town so we might get together earlier. I made some fuzzy half assed excuse about a last minute flight change and deciding to do some tourist stuff in TO, which I’m pretty sure sounded like complete bullshit. I asked if he’d like to grab dinner? Sorry, he says, I’ve got a meeting to get to. No worries, bullet dogged.

As I’m walking away I turn back briefly and see him go into the condo building I just left, and I’m sure saw me looking.

I know for a fact that more than one girl has an incall in the condo building, but there sure as hell aren’t any offices. So we may not have screwed the same girl that afternoon but I’m sure we both screwed somebody we aren’t married to.

Neither of us said a word about it at the family thing with all our relatives around, including his wife and all his siblings. But we gave each other a look and nod that said, "I know what we both just did and we shall never speak of it.”

We never have and never will.

 

[itchyandscratchy]

Many years ago I had visited a massage place on Broadway. I had parked a couple of blocks away to be discrete. On my way back to the car I ran into my dad on the sidewalk. He had just left a funeral at a nearby church. I had to come up with a quick story about visiting a friend who lived in the area. WTF what are the odds?
Scary.

 

[lukom]

On my way to a session and stopped at a convenience store for some mints. While waiting in line this cute woman is standing behind me and we strike up a conversation. We're having such a great time that I'm thinking of cancelling my session and seeing if she's interested in grabbing drinks somewhere. She says she's meeting someone, so I pay for my mints and head off to my session.

Get there and I'm told my SP is running late. I just chill and enjoy my mints until I'm escorted to the room and who's waiting for me? Yup, convenience store hottie. So we just picked up where we had left off in the line up and had a really great time.

Only time in all my pooning years that I have ever encountered an SP in the wild.

Please tell us you extended and repeated thereafter.

 

[lukom]

Without mentioning names I have had multiple regrets putting off seeing certain providers. It would be this thing where I'd want to see them, but never get around to it, schedules don't match, or the price ie a bit steep and im budgeting, and then I'd discover by accident that I know mutuals with these SPs. It could be that i end up meeting one in person, on other ocassions it's mostly been finding their personal Facebook and finding that they're mutual can be friends and in even family members in some cases and always relieved then that I never saw them. A lot of my friends and a couple of family members became realtors this last decade and notice it's the same 6-7 individuals out of the realtors I know seem to have a sex worker on their friends list who I recognize from their ads. I always just block the sex workers I recognize.

 

[tweakplayoffs]

I also encountered 2 SP's in the wild back in 2017-2018! Super awkward

 

[80watts]

Penthouse letters awkward?

 

[tweakplayoffs]

Penthouse letters awkward?

Not sure what that means, but I'll explain it in detail.

Run-In #1 - 2017
I was in my early 20's. The first encounter I had was in coquitlam where I had seen a SP at her condo near coq centre mall earlier that week.
The very next week I visit a pho place with my family and she was a server who worked there.
No one knew, except for me and her.
She left the restaurant very quickly with all her belongings shortly after, apron was on still.

Run-In #2 - 2018
I remember this one like it was yesterday.
Friday around lunch time I had a session. I get to her incall.

Before the session started, I noticed men's clothing hung behind the door which raised a warning for me, but I didn't think much of it. MAYBE its her boyfriend/fiance. whatever!

She began with a massage and asked me "any plans this weekend?".
Told her I'm going to a poker tourney tomorrow (Saturday night).
"Oh wow! Poker is fun!"
Session continues, it was great but I wish I hadn't finished in such a short time

I left her incall and see a cop car which hadn't been parked there when I entered so I walked as fast as I could without being flagged/seen.

The next day...

I go to the poker tourney and I get my chips, start the tourney, and everything is chill.

At one point of the tourney, I'm sitting next to where the food is being brought out/ ordered. This was one of those tourneys where you change seats every set time.
And one of the guys who was running the tourney said "oh this is for _____ " (the name of the SP I had seen the day before).
I think nothing much of it. Lots of people with same name in this city.

10min later I'm sitting at a different seat and sure enough, she is there. WITH HER MAN!
They were there having the pub/bar food, not playing in the tourney or anything.

I was so nervous when I saw her cause I didn't know how she would react, so I went to use the restroom and when I came out she was walking towards the woman's restroom and saw me, didn't say anything to me.
But from her body language, you could tell she was also stunned.
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Neither of these SP's post anymore. I know the name of the 2nd SP but not the first one. Wish there was intel on the 2nd SP and where she went

 

[Mrmotorscooter]

Had a hottie Cactus Club waitress serve the family, I thought to myself that I sure would love to bang her, a few weeks later I went to an incall and it was her, she did not recognize me and I never let on.🤣

 

[Bluesmile86]

Had a hottie Cactus Club waitress serve the family, I thought to myself that I sure would love to bang her, a few weeks later I went to an incall and it was her, she did not recognize me and I never let on.🤣

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