Off limit questions [please respect perb’s rules]

[LC18]

Following perb’s guidelines, what are some questions that SPs/MPs/strippers shouldn’t ask when meeting you for the first time?

What are some questions that could bring the room’s temperature to -30°C ?

Please be respectful, if you need a refresher, here are perbs rules: [I need a refresher]

 

[MB Mod]

You think people are going to follow that link to the rules? That’s hilarious! You’ve made my day and it’s Monday for me lol.

 

[LC18]

You think people are going to follow that link to the rules? That’s hilarious! You’ve made my day and it’s Monday for me lol.

A woman can dream. Dreams are one of the only things that are still free

 

[Uncled]

what are some questions that SPs/MPs/strippers shouldn’t ask when meeting you for the first time?

Are you married ?

 

[Forum mod]

this has got trouble written all over it.

But in no particular order, here's my list on a first date don't ask:

Anything about his job
Anything about his family/spouse/kids
Politics
Religion
Drugs unless he's down to party

 

[Paulscope]

Following perb’s guidelines, what are some questions that SPs/MPs/strippers shouldn’t ask when meeting you for the first time?

What are some questions that could bring the room’s temperature to -30°C ?

Please be respectful, if you need a refresher, here are perbs rules: [I need a refresher]

Who do you expect to please with that !

 

[Kimpeccable]

this has got trouble written all over it.

But in no particular order, here's my list on a first date don't ask:

Anything about his job
Anything about his family/spouse/kids
Politics
Religion
Drugs unless he's down to party

Does this still apply if the client alludes to these subjects first? I don’t think I ever just ask about any of these things point blank out of no where (if I have and you didn't like it, pm me because I’d like to know) but sometimes the natural flow of the conversation has lead me to ask, especially the first 2 topics of job & family.

 

[vitaminD]

It is rare, but sometimes providers talk about other clients, and whether they are talking about them in a positive or negative way, its a turn off either way. like let me pretend im not fucking a girl whose fucked a bunch of other guys this week haha.

 

[Poontalk Saint]

Does this still apply if the client alludes to these subjects first? I don’t think I ever just ask about any of these things point blank out of no where (if I have and you didn't like it, pm me because I’d like to know) but sometimes the natural flow of the conversation has lead me to ask, especially the first 2 topics of job & family.

For me it wouldn’t apply if I alluded first. Sometimes I’ve just wanted to get something off my chest and sometimes as you have stated the natural flow goes that way and personally I don’t mind talking about those things and I’ve had some good conversations about some of these topics. I’ve actually received some really good advice about some issues I’ve been facing from SP’s. Some times it just feels good to unload ( and not the way some might be thinking) because a lot of SP’s I’ve been to have a way of making me relax a little more than how I came in. Plus on a different note the kids can be a bit of an excuse why I’m sporting the dad bod.

 

[Bunghole1]

When they say do you mind if we take it easy?
My last client was packing a 12 inch footlong!
Well since I am such a nice guy we end up talking instead. (All about the guy with the 12 inch footlong!) Damn lady gave me a shrivled up micro penis.

 

[Forum mod]

Does this still apply if the client alludes to these subjects first? I don’t think I ever just ask about any of these things point blank out of no where (if I have and you didn't like it, pm me because I’d like to know) but sometimes the natural flow of the conversation has lead me to ask, especially the first 2 topics of job & family.

I guess if the guy opens the door, no harm done. That said, some guys (and girls) really don't understand boundaries anymore these days!

 

[vanperb]

I do remember a provider playing around with the idea of adding "political affiliation" to her intake information. It's a choice, of course, but it also a relative scale. How far on either side do you have to be?

I adore a sharp mind but that's not what I'm there for. I need to know how our physical and intimate chemistry play together. We can agree on everything but if she recoils my touch...

Personally I like to think our time together as a magical moment where the world is at peace, there's no need for religion, suffering has ended, our mutual body count is under 10 (we're just insanely talented), and I'm a brilliant bastard whose charms has won her over.

 

[Seekingbenefits]

Are you married ?

I almost always ask the girls this. Married or bf? Lol

 

[Equity Market investor]

I'm single and with no dependents. Feel free to ask Good on my part.

 

[grusse]

is it in yet? probably a mood-killer,lol.

 

[hangleft]

is it in yet? probably a mood-killer,lol.

Or, “are you almost done yet?”

 

[PuntMeister]

“Don’t mind my cat—he hates everybody”. Then put him in another room or something.

“Mind if I have a quick smoke?” Uh, ya.

“So, what would you like to do?” (When we texted back and forth all about this. Flakey.

 

[westwoody]

“Mind if I have a quick smoke?” Uh, ya.

Someone did this in my hotel room and I got a $250 room cleaning fee.
Smokers are so accustomed to their stink they don’t realise they stink.

 

[masterblaster]

Following perb’s guidelines, what are some questions that SPs/MPs/strippers shouldn’t ask when meeting you for the first time?

What are some questions that could bring the room’s temperature to -30°C ?

Please be respectful, if you need a refresher, here are perbs rules: [I need a refresher]

How long have you had that hump on your back?

 

[LC18]

How long have you had that hump on your back?

Could be an awkward question indeed