The "Details" When Writing a Review......

Do you want to have a simplified standard review format?

  • Yes

    Votes: 8 25.8%
  • No

    Votes: 16 51.6%
  • Undecided

    Votes: 3 9.7%
  • Won't use it anyway

    Votes: 5 16.1%

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Relax10

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This is just about the details in regards a positive experience, the '"action", etc.........not things like cost, their personal life, etc. Here are some thoughts......

Over the years, different boards and cities I've found a very similar conundrum. The details when sharing. What details are relevant. What details the provider wish to remain private during a positive experience. Of course on a negative they don't want anyone knowing. You have some providers that have a no review policy, some that encourage them, some that push for them, some care very lil and random outliers/unique situations.

My mind set has been to give back what info I can to help others make better informed decisions on who to see. In my younger days I really could've have used info like that and places like here didn't exist. The more we can weed out the bad and praise the good is a win win for this hobby. Less money and bad experiences lost to robs and bad providers, more money toward the good ones and better experiences for us all.

Ok so what am I suppose to write. For the most part that's up to you. Yes, a provider may wish you not write blow by blow thrust by thrust detail. And really, many don't need a 10 page erotica writing. What do people reading want? "Usually", that can be anywhere from menu, looks, rates, extras, quirks, what to watch out for and some kind of summary. There are some details your provider may not want known....as an example. In my younger days on another forum I posted about a provider letting me FIR but I was a regular yet multiple people going to see her for the 1st time wanted to shove their whole hand in her bum. So I had to rewrite the review but it caused some drama. Some can't understand a benefit/menu item a regular would get vs a 1st time client. And Im sure we all know providers who have "other things" they are open to the more comfortable they are with you/ the more they see you. Should you check with your provider about/before posting a review? You shouldn't have to, can be a courtesy and most do not do this.

What if she asks for a review? This is more rare but can happen. It will be up to you. The majority of clients a provider will see probably isn't even on here. Not sure what the stats are but I would guess less then 10%. On one end of the spectrum Ive had ladies who are newer or just get back from a long absence ask for a review but never asked to embellish. To being asked by an org to review a lady Ive never seen before as to help her get her footing.

What not to write? There are things you can't/shouldn't share like a providers private life. If you know them or details of them outside of this hobby. Their other work, life, residence etc. Exact addresses are also a no. Can you still write a review if a provider has a no review policy on her requirements to see her, yes. But keep in mind you maybe blacklisted from her and her possible long network of connections in the industry. This of course is not referring to the Perb small list of do not review ladies.


These are just my thoughts not an end all be all dissertation. Feel free to chime in. For the most part there isn't really a right or wrong answer to this. Its ok to disagree.

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I appreciate all reviews but also like to be entertained so a bit of flowery expounding goes a long way to helping me get what the particular perbite got in the session.
The terrific spreadsheet style reviews are also appreciated albeit a bit drier and more business like.
 
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Being fairly new here, I personally like to know a bit of detail, like what the SP does or does not provide (BBBJ, CIM, Greek, etc.); was booking a time easy or difficult; and a bit about looks, enthusiasm, etc. It does not have to be super detailed, but just saying it was "fantastic" does not really say much. Especially when the SP has not been reviewed before. Just my thoughts. And sometimes it seems that finding the SP's ad is not easy, so if there is a link that would be helpful.
 

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Being fairly new here, I personally like to know a bit of detail, like what the SP does or does not provide (BBBJ, CIM, Greek, etc.); was booking a time easy or difficult; and a bit about looks, enthusiasm, etc. It does not have to be super detailed, but just saying it was "fantastic" does not really say much. Especially when the SP has not been reviewed before. Just my thoughts. And sometimes it seems that finding the SP's ad is not easy, so if there is a link that would be helpful.
A note that not every provider will do the same service for every customer depending on multiple factors beyond their control. So detailed descriptions of services could lead clients to expect certain services and be disappointed and worst case violent if they don’t receive them. That’s why IN MY OPINION it’s safest for providers not to talk about specific services you received
 

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A note that not every provider will do the same service for every customer depending on multiple factors beyond their control. So detailed descriptions of services could lead clients to expect certain services and be disappointed and worst case violent if they don’t receive them. That’s why IN MY OPINION it’s safest for providers not to talk about specific services you received
What she said!
Descriptive reviews can only lead to the misconception that what the reviewer got, service wise, is what you can expect. That only leads to disappointment and a very uncomfortable situation for the provider.

Take the review for what it is worth, but when enquiring about specific services you are looking for, you should ALWAYS communicate directly with the provider and learn what YMMV means.

SSL
 

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Perb is like any internet thing. It’s very easy to see the credibility of someone’s words by simply reading. If it reads like a 14 year old that just got his first case of stink finger I’m not going to give it much time. That’s why I spend little if any time in ”The Lounge”.
For me, a great experience deserves an equally attentive review, if done in a mostly classy way. This is sex. Sex is messy. I like messy sex. A good review will show the passion the provider puts into the session. If not for passion what’s the point of all of this? A standard format would be less informative and possibly generic. Sex isn’t binary, why should a commentary on a sexual experience be?
When someone leaves a review that is sexually detailed it speaks to the experience of the provider. If a detailed review shows that fun was had by all, it makes me want to try that out. I grew up on my dads Hustler and Penthouse mags. I try to avoid the fuckfest hustler approach, more penthouse. The guy Cardi604 had it nailed in his reviews, erotic, detailed but classy. I’ve tried to model my reviews on his approach. It should be known going in what the restrictions are so the whole ymmv thing is relevant for the occasion where a connection of the genuine type has been made, or returning/ regular customer situations. I’ve gone for standard services and been pleasantly surprised by an unsolicited upgrade. It’s a double edged sword. It can suggest that service is available to everyone, it also says that if you’re a good boy, shower, show up on time and don’t fuck around, good things can happen.
Be honest and fair. Share the good and the bad.
She can suck start a Harley? Cool.
She farts like a Clydesdale? Include that too.
If she specifically says no reviews, for me it depends. If it’s a good experience then I honour that, her business, clearly she does fine without reviews.
If it’s a bad experience and she says no reviews I will still review, highlighting the negative aspects and not recommending. Saving you guys the $ is more important than some black list. Black lists don’t scare me. I don’t do anything that would land me there. I’m probably on a couple anyway, recently some of the more “woke” crowd isn’t responding to my inquiries, don’t care, next page on Tryst and off we go.
I’m pretty sure I have reviewed one of the few on Perbs DNR list. It just goes away and I don’t think about it again. I respect the DNR list but without knowing who is on it, it’s difficult to predict. It’s there for a reason(s). So be it.
If she asks for a review it depends. If it was a good experience and we connected, sure, I can help a girl out.
If she is a whack a doodle who seems to thrive on constant attention, then nope. There’s at least a couple of them.
At the end of the day, this is a review board on escorts. If we are looking for woke, politically correct nice nice then we are looking in the wrong place. I personally like the free ball approach, speak your truth, tell me a good fuck story that makes me wanna do that.
 

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I'd just speak to the positivitity or negativity of the experience. Maybe a comment on the environment of the incall, what type of experience, maybe a comment on the damage, and leave it at that. Standardized reviews pigeon hole the reviewer.

As mentioned above, this is sex, not everyone is going to get the same experience for a variety of reasons. An overweight demanding slovenly pig is not going to get the same experience as a well groomed gentleman. Conversely, a clean cut d bag isn't going to do the same as a respectful average joe. It's naive and stupid to think otherwise lol.
 
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RedDragon64

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I'm a member of another board that has a review template. I find it's a handy and consistent way of providing reviews. If there are any items or details you don't want to include you simply leave them blank.

Edit to add: Personally I am all about the experience rather than the specific shopping list of activities. Did we have a good time? (My best experiences are where both of us enjoy the booking)

As Charlee mentions above YMMV so listing the specific activities is no guaranty that the next client will get the same list.
 

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I don't put details in reviews because of the ymmv factor.
That way nobody is disappointed when they show up to their appointment and possibly gets less service than what I got.

I also don't want to put any unrealistic expectations on a provider with a detailed review as she may not be comfortable doing specific services with every client.
 

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I don't put details in reviews because of the ymmv factor.
That way nobody is disappointed when they show up to their appointment and possibly gets less service than what I got.

I also don't want to put any unrealistic expectations on a provider with a detailed review as she may not be comfortable doing specific services with every client.
you could just add the proviso that not everybody will get as good service as you?
 

80watts

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What she said!
Descriptive reviews can only lead to the misconception that what the reviewer got, service wise, is what you can expect. That only leads to disappointment and a very uncomfortable situation for the provider.

Take the review for what it is worth, but when enquiring about specific services you are looking for, you should ALWAYS communicate directly with the provider and learn what YMMV means.

SSL
From the SP point of view. Its reasonable. With YMMV, depends on the connection between customer and SP. So what that means to me is that the SP will do certain things with different customers. Its a hidden menu.
So a SP gives you a BBBJ, its not on her menu, she asks you not to tell or review on that BBBJ. It could of been a one-off moment in the heat of passion. Whatever. But here is where the YMMV hides the fact, that the SP will give a BBBJ.
The same thing for things like kissing LFK or DFK, Greek, Rimming, DATO, fingers etc; Its a hidden menu that the SP can use without seeming that risky to other pooners.
Pls bear in mind that YMMV, for instance with Greek; could mean size pending. I have seen SPs who do greek, but when I get there they explain their ass is too sore and greek is off the menu. Bummer!!
So I agree, phone the lady up and ask about her YMMV.

From a customer point of view, before seeing someone.
1. I would like to see a full body picture. Pictures are worth a thousand words. I want to know if the pretty face and large boobs doesn't have a huge fat ass as I walk in the door. I don't like surprizes like that. Therefore a body pic is important. Actual measurements can do the same thing: height, weight and 36 D-24- 34, give a good indication of body shape.
2. Price per hour and what is included in that price.
3. Price of any extras.
4. Menus are important, as its a guideline as to what the SP is willing to do with the addition of YMMV (why the SP won't go that eg. Greek-size pending)

I would like to know these things before I start. Knowing the menu, gives me a idea of what to expect. Not knowing and a statement just saying "what 2 adults can do" means to me, stay far away.

Restrictions as it happens like no tit touching, no fingers, or upselling as the session goes along; really dampen the mood. Knowing this before hand, you can anticipate and still have a good time.

I don't know why here on PERB, the discussion of hourly rates are banned. People are always comparing things, prices should be no exception. If all I know is the hourly rate, with no price for extras, how much money do I bring the session. Also before I go I want to know what kind of session I am gonna get in terms of service. Accomodating, went above and beyond, or frigid as a mouse. Reviews do help with this. Will that experience be worth the money at that price?

YMMV - some people click and some do not.

Reviews that go yada-yada and really just state you met, had a good time and left, and was satisfied. are basicly worthless reviews.
Your just saying yada-yada over and over again. This is just people being lazy.

1. Contact infomation or where to find it. Did you check any reviews
2. Information access(her menu), website etc, Special instruction about her (contacting etc), and how easy it was to contact the SP and set up a date. Phone or email.
3. Meeting, first impressions, instructions (leave footwear at door) etiquette
4. How did the session go (your impressions) Did your big dick trap air in her pussy and she pussy farted (just kidding leave that out). Or BJ, pussy licking, fucking, doggy, missionary and I finished on her tits or over her face... general play of events
5. Recomondations- would you fuck her again? Or I want to go back and lick that pussy... stuff like that.
 
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It's a free board/country. People can contribute however they please.
The main thing I've gotten from this thread so far is that 'reviews' mean vastly different things to vastly different people giving vastly different points of view
from vastly different experiences. To suggest that we all follow a certain format or fulfil certain expectations of others denies our own individuality.
 

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It's a free board/country. People can contribute however they please.
The main thing I've gotten from this thread so far is that 'reviews' mean vastly different things to vastly different people giving vastly different points of view
from vastly different experiences. To suggest that we all follow a certain format or fulfil certain expectations of others denies our own individuality.
for example, my reviews are all expressed via interpretive dance.
 
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for example, my reviews are all expressed via interpretive dance.
Not a bad idea though - you put out your own $$$, book a few providers, and write reviews from your own (our) point of view. Experience the hell (ROFLMAO) that we pooners go through!
 

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Not a bad idea though - you put out your own $$$, book a few providers, and write reviews from your own (our) point of view. Experience the hell (ROFLMAO) that we pooners go through!
I actually have booked providers, there's a review I wrote of Lyla Bardot in the reviews section. :) amazingly, it wasn't hellish at all as I was willing to book in advance, provide my legal name, and send a deposit. IMAGINE THAT
 
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On another board I used to frequent there was an individual who tried to write reviews that he thought were comical in nature. They were pretty lame and sappy to be honest. A lot of the idiots on the board seemed to think they were amusing for some reason. General lack of intelligence among them it seemed.
 

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I don't know why here on PERB, the discussion of hourly rates are banned. People are always comparing things, prices should be no exception. If all I know is the hourly rate, with no price for extras, how much money do I bring the session.
I will let mods or other folks correct me if I am wrong but my understanding of the rule regarding discussion of hourly rates is as follows:
You are allowed to include the hourly rate in your review, infact I think everyone should be doing this. The mods prefer that we use $xyz rather than writing x roses or y greens. Including rates for extras is also really good. I try to include all this in my reviews atleast.

What the rule wants us to avoid is debating about the hourly rates. There have been post complaining about the rates in general or rates of a particular lady. It is upto the individual sp to decide what they want to charge and we have the right to go visit or not. Let the market economics do its thing.
 
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