I'm kinda anal about cleaning my ass 😁
Would you be offended if...
- Thread starter blakealridge
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Late to the discussion but just to address some of the incredulous comments here.
I had a friend who joined the US army just before the iraq troop surge. One of the things he told me was that in basic the drill instructors would teach you how to wash. At first my buddy said he rolled his eyes. Like who doesnt know how to wash am I right? But then he soon realized some dudes in his platoon really didnt have the slightest clue how to keep themselves clean. This was due to a variety of factors. Some of the guys who joined were from dirt poor backgrounds. Some lived without running water believe it or not. And of course some just didnt care. All this to say is not everyone has the same standards of hygiene and this can be the result of poor upbringing and or ignorance.
All this to say yes, that sign is probably necessary.
I had a friend who joined the US army just before the iraq troop surge. One of the things he told me was that in basic the drill instructors would teach you how to wash. At first my buddy said he rolled his eyes. Like who doesnt know how to wash am I right? But then he soon realized some dudes in his platoon really didnt have the slightest clue how to keep themselves clean. This was due to a variety of factors. Some of the guys who joined were from dirt poor backgrounds. Some lived without running water believe it or not. And of course some just didnt care. All this to say is not everyone has the same standards of hygiene and this can be the result of poor upbringing and or ignorance.
All this to say yes, that sign is probably necessary.
Not exactly how to wash, but I discovered after 20 years of shaving that I was doing it wrong.
I remember as a child that I hated hugging my father because he always had a scratchy face. I inherited his heavy beard and had just learned to accept the fact that my face would never be smooth.
But then I stumbled across this article in the Art of Manliness and discovered that I could get an incredibly smooth shave that lasted at least 2 hours before it started feeling scratchy. I use this shaving technique right before going to see a SP to ensure my face is as smooth as it can be.
Note: I didn't buy a safety razor as suggested in the article, but just use a twin blade disposable. I do follow the other advice about hot soaking my face and using the right soap, so it makes a huge difference.
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No kidding, can't say I'm surprised though... according to her, 50% of her clients still experience swamp crotch and swamp ass, post shower... quite the clientele.
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I have absolutely no problem with the sign. Any thoughts on how a guy can manage the same circumstance with the ladies. My pet peeve is ladies who book back to backappointments and barely wipe off between visits. How do we or should we ever communicate our hygiene expectations?
I feel this is needed but also consider that people don't read.
I've heard horror stories from ladies I know about some of the nasty shit that happens out there.
You should add a line about making sure there there arent flecks of toilet paper on your ass if you recently took a shit.
I realize the shower part should cover it but still. People are morons.
I've heard horror stories from ladies I know about some of the nasty shit that happens out there.
You should add a line about making sure there there arent flecks of toilet paper on your ass if you recently took a shit.
I realize the shower part should cover it but still. People are morons.
You know our clients are just…men, right? This is just an issue with ✨men ✨
I remember once my ex bussed home after a shift working in a kitchen. He was home for about 2 hours and then we started getting hot and heavy. He slipped some digits in and…my vagina started burning from chilli peppers he’d been cutting at work. 💀 a lot of you are just nasty.
Ask them to shower with you, buy a longer session and tell them to take the first little bit to themselves to have a hot shower to unwind, or book someone who is more low volume.
Wtf. Personally I love the feeling of lathering myself up and getting super clean before the fun begins.
Nasty shit.
Keep in my mind I have been shut down since corona started but this is what I do.
Seek out providers that offer accompanied showers or have excellent reviews stating the provider showers after their session. This limits my selection but I had a few indy providers that were not fresh even though they had plenty of time between confirmation and the appointment time to shower. If a provider does not post that she provides accompanied showers I ask her if she would join me in the shower when I arrive. If she says no, I move on. I have never had a bad hygiene experience at a micro that follows this procedure along with mouthwash before and after.
As someone that takes pride in their appearance and hygiene, I always take a shower, brush my teeth and shave before I arrive for a session. I arrive nicely dressed with fresh breath from gum or mints. I always shower again with the provider and make sure we both use mouthwash. I'm going to see a provider to have a good time, I want her to be comfortable with me and shower time is a good time to joke around and have a little fun scrubbing each other down. A good shower sets the mood for a good session. Personally I would be offended by this sigh and would leave. This sign is for slobs and children and I am neither.
Regarding this being a men's only problem that's total BS. I have experienced issues and so have many others that have posted on this board stating the provider was not Fresh when they went down or turned her over for doggie.
I wonder how many providers would not be offended if they were handed this exact sigh when they arrived at an outcall and as some members here have posted told her she had to watch a video on how to wash her ass.
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Rinse, Lather, Rinse. Repeat.
When lathering turn off water, soap stays on skin longer.
Wash cloths are fine. Won't use a nail brush at SP place. But make sure your nails are good, before going to see SP.
As for mouthwash, I tend to think SP use whatever flavour they like to use. I'm surprized some SP websites don't state what flavours they like you to use for mouthwash.
When lathering turn off water, soap stays on skin longer.
Wash cloths are fine. Won't use a nail brush at SP place. But make sure your nails are good, before going to see SP.
As for mouthwash, I tend to think SP use whatever flavour they like to use. I'm surprized some SP websites don't state what flavours they like you to use for mouthwash.
If I had to leave my glasses in the bathroom, I would not be able to find my way out.
Haha! I modified it to say that I am okay w glasses as long as I can inspect them.
On the flip side as you noted.......
When booking certain types of providers I pretty much already know if it will be a solo shower or accompanied. That said I fully understand the whole effect and spending time to make yourself look a certain way by doing things like make up, manicure, hair, etc.....It's very involved. Some MP's where the girl barely or didn't even rinse off after the guy that was before me. It's a different offering/expectation. And then there are the girls that have to wash/rinse off 10 plus times a day......Now I've seen a few Indys over the years that ran out of towels at the hotel/incall location and I couldn't even shower. One time she didn't have any more for herself so if 3 guys before me didn't shower and she didn't then that explained the extra salty taste.....yuck!
In some aspects you kind of get what you pay for. And when your paying premium so to speak hopefully the expectation/result is that.
Can’t guarantee the brush has been cleaned properly. Nail fungus spreads easily. I know, sounds gross 🤮
Oh I clean it. Can’t guarantee you’ve cleaned under your nails without it 💁🏼♀️
