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Just a few jokes about Leolist ads I’ve come to tell myself over the years.

- Pics of Chinese super model - $160 an hour? Wow I must have got lucky!! 🤣
- Same pics and age on her profile since 2015
- “My pics are 1000000% real”. Wow thanks babe if you hadn’t added those last 3 zeroes I wouldn’t believe you
- Advertising that they are a stripper thinking that’s a benefit
- Advertising that they are from Quebec thinking that’s a benefit
- Profile has 9 face pics from a semi-famous Instagram model - “no face pics”
- 9 nearly identical photos of their ass. Nothing else.
- “Best mouth in town” on every 4th profile
- “Come taste me” …. “No DATY!”

Just jokes fellas.

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ram32 said:
Just a few jokes about Leolist ads I’ve come to tell myself over the years.

- Pics of Chinese super model - $160 an hour? Wow I must have got lucky!! 🤣
- Same pics and age on her profile since 2015
- “My pics are 1000000% real”. Wow thanks babe if you hadn’t added those last 3 zeroes I wouldn’t believe you
- Advertising that they are a stripper thinking that’s a benefit
- Advertising that they are from Quebec thinking that’s a benefit
- Profile has 9 face pics from a semi-famous Instagram model - “no face pics”
- 9 nearly identical photos of their ass. Nothing else.
- “Best mouth in town” on every 4th profile
- “Come taste me” …. “No DATY!”

Just jokes fellas.

Any others?
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Thanks for that 🙂

But it likely should be posted in the lounge
 
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UnAverCity gradJuit, Entrapanure, world travelled......................19 years old

Full-time student........available 24/7

Up-scale, high-end companion. D&D free...................❄❄Party Favors Available❄❄

Real GFE..............no DFK, no digits, no DATY, no BBBJ

Retiring soon , last chance to see me!
 
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ram32 said:
Advertising that they are from Quebec thinking that’s a benefit
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Quebecois ladies put the hors in hors categorie. They are the best I’ve ever seen.
If you see a bad one out west it’s because the competition in MTL is so intense.

(Sorry grammar nazis, bad punctuation on English phone)
 
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CharleeBeckett said:
sorry n00b question: why is being a stripper NOT a benefit?
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Because odds are, if you choose to meet them, it will likely turn out to not be the case at all.

They just take your money, undress, and lay there or passively rub your shoulder.

Gonna add to this on that note.. "professionally trained in massage"
 
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ram32 said:
Just a few jokes about Leolist ads I’ve come to tell myself over the years.

- Pics of Chinese super model - $160 an hour? Wow I must have got lucky!! 🤣
- Same pics and age on her profile since 2015
- “My pics are 1000000% real”. Wow thanks babe if you hadn’t added those last 3 zeroes I wouldn’t believe you
- Advertising that they are a stripper thinking that’s a benefit
- Advertising that they are from Quebec thinking that’s a benefit
- Profile has 9 face pics from a semi-famous Instagram model - “no face pics”
- 9 nearly identical photos of their ass. Nothing else.
- “Best mouth in town” on every 4th profile
- “Come taste me” …. “No DATY!”

Just jokes fellas.

Any others?
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Quebec ladies.. I wonder how they do it.. like theyre just awful.
 
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I like it when she is taking a selfie and in the background the room looks like a tornado hit it.

Clothes strewn everywhere, unmade bed, empty booze bottles, half eaten take-out food . . .

Just for fun I try to spot the drug paraphernalia. 🧐
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Its like those books but with balck and yellow instead of red and white: "Where's crackpipe?"
 
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LLLurkJ2 said:
Its like those books but with balck and yellow instead of red and white: "Where's crackpipe?"
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Or when you can tell a pimp wrote the ad..

OH when they have no photography skills and take photos that only a mother could love.
 
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"Advertising that they are from Quebec thinking that’s a benefit."

Don't French letters have a benefit?
 
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MixedDude said:
Because odds are, if you choose to meet them, it will likely turn out to not be the case at all.

They just take your money, undress, and lay there or passively rub your shoulder.

Gonna add to this on that note.. "professionally trained in massage"
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Yes, the risk is that all you get is a no-touch dance at a FS price point. Eats time, not pussy.

Also, very few strip bars nowadays, so a former stripper from they glory days of the ‘80’s would be pushing 60 now.

But, hey, if a guy has a date-a-stripper fantasy, go for it!
 
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