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Why are SP ads generally bad and what can be done to improve them?

Vincimus

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Hailing from one of the more liberal countries in Europe I shake my head in disbelief over how poorly sex and massage services are advertised in Canada. Issues include fake or poor photos, lack of pricing info, and very limited disclosure of services and quality of the in call provided. Good luck try finding a specific fetish/service rather than the most commonly advertised (such as F/S, CIM, COF, BBBJ, GREEK, DFK). I’m super grateful for PERB reviews as it otherwise would be a total hit and miss to find an SP of your liking in this jungle.

Why is Vancouver/Canada the Wild Wild West? And is it not time for pooners to demand higher standards? I’m saying this out of the deepest respect for some of the fantastic and wonderful women I have met here. But spend some time reading PERB reviews and you quickly realize that most comments deal with verifying looks, prices, the kind of services provided, the quality of incall and personality. While the latter is somewhat difficult to convey through a posting, the other ones are not. Case in point, see the attached screenshot from a random SP ad from a portal in the U.K.

I’m surprised that no-one has seized the opportunity to create a more inclusive/detailed/transparent portal, and that so few agencies/SPs are pushing a no bullshit agenda to enhance their reputation or a more specific fetish to attract more clients. This is off course based on my naïve assumption that less fake info and better disclosure of services/extras/pricing/looks is a win/win situation. I strongly believe it leads to less drama and problems for both the customer and SP as expectations become much better aligned. More disclosure would certainly be a threat to the shady or bad provider.

Would love some comments. Let the debate begin.

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Miss Hunter

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Re; fetishes.
Do you have any idea of how many fetishes exist in the universe? To explain where I’m coming from in a nutshell... there is a fetish for everything. If you can think of it, whatever it is, someone somehow somewhere gets off on it.
I’d be typing away from now until the end of time if I were to list them all
 
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Andrew69913

Re; fetishes.
Do you have any idea of how many fetishes exist in the universe? To explain where I’m coming from in a nutshell... there is a fetish for everything. If you can think of it, whatever it is, someone somehow somewhere gets off on it.
I’d be typing away from now until the end of time if I were to list them all

Yeah BB...keep typing for me!! (sorry i couldn't help it)
 

masterpoonhunter

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I definitely agree that the ad for the Crush gals, really crushes it as far as ads go. I however use the ad to make a determination of contact or not contact. Then text and see how that dialog goes. In that dialog I get the picture of what I am paying for. Maybe I call too if that is not out of line. The communication covers what I need to know but the ad brought me in.

Sure some of the ads have a pretty low bar, but I seem to have no trouble finding out what I need to know before I make an appointment. Maybe I have a low bar too - I don't know hadn't thought of it in that way. But in general for me, the ad tells me enough of what I want to know and my follow up does the rest. Sure has worked for me.
 

PuntMeister

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I did the love emoji on Vinc’s post because he called us out in an insightful and respectful way. Biggie thanks dude!

No excuses, we are a free market economy where scammers, douche bags, legit SP’s, and Totally awesome suck-the-sheets-up-your-sphincter truly sexy women vie for equal opportunity ad space. It’s the type of degenerate turdmoil one might experience in these raw colonial upstarts.

Never the less, we consider it good sport to weed out the charlatans and elevate the diamonds. Who know’s, maybe in 50 yrs we will have a civilized pooning society. For now, Carpe Diem...
 

Vincimus

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I did the love emoji on Vinc’s post because he called us out in an insightful and respectful way. Biggie thanks dude!

No excuses, we are a free market economy where scammers, douche bags, legit SP’s, and Totally awesome suck-the-sheets-up-your-sphincter truly sexy women vie for equal opportunity ad space. It’s the type of degenerate turdmoil one might experience in these raw colonial upstarts.

Never the less, we consider it good sport to weed out the charlatans and elevate the diamonds. Who know’s, maybe in 50 yrs we will have a civilized pooning society. For now, Carpe Diem...
LOL. I feel a lot better now knowing I’m part of a sports team living in a banana republic. Yes, team sports are fun, but I hate losing so I’m not giving up hope. Watching “Viva Zapata” as I type on how to start a revolution. Besides, it is damn difficult to type TOFTT.
 
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PuntMeister

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Is it case of lube vs no lube?
If it’s anything like coke, I will take classic please! Unless there is caffeine free fisting, or fisting zero ?.
So just when is it OK to close the fist? And are black nitrile gloves like they use on UFC fights new or classic? Maybe new with a classic look.
 

vanperb

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I feel bad about hijacking your thread about fisting so to contribute.

I do have a question about our European counter parts. How is their GFE? I've said this before but Vancouver does GFE very well, while places like Toronto and Montreal are more business like (wham bam thank you ma'am).
Also in terms of the menu, a lot of providers don't offer a fully detailed menu because it looks like a promises of services when in fact it can vary wildly depending on things like hygiene, chemistry, etc,. Is a listing of BBBJ in Europe a guarantee that it'll be available?
 
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