Why are SP ads generally bad and what can be done to improve them?

[Vincimus]

I feel bad about hijacking your thread about fisting so to contribute.

I do have a question about our European counter parts. How is their GFE? I've said this before but Vancouver does GFE very well, while places like Toronto and Montreal are more business like (wham bam thank you ma'am).
Also in terms of the menu, a lot of providers don't offer a fully detailed menu because it looks like a promises of services when in fact it can vary wildly depending on things like hygiene, chemistry, etc,. Is a listing of BBBJ in Europe a guarantee that it'll be available?

I think it is almost impossible to answer the GFE question in general terms as Europe has 44 countries that vary dramatically in their outlook on prostitution. But my choice for a GFE service would be a reputable escort service. German Brothels and Amsterdam’s red-light district has made it so easy to buy sex that “it is almost like going to the hairdresser”. Services are cheaper than in Canada so women are normally keen to get punters out as soon as they finish.

I have not had a European SP refuse any services I paid for. How courteous you behave, act, dress, and communicate will always affect the kind of service you get. I doubt Europe is significantly different from Canada in this manner.

I do agree that Vancouver is great for GFE. Perhaps because high levels of tolerance and mutual respect for basic human values have created an environment that feels relatively safe for both the provider and punter. Yes, the Vancouver SP scene lacks transparency and is old fashioned, but it has an innocence I like. I would not call the European sex trade innocent. It can be raw, dirty and degrading. Sadly human trafficking is a big problem there.

 

[vanperb]

I think it is almost impossible to answer the GFE question in general terms as Europe has 44 countries that vary dramatically in their outlook on prostitution. But my choice for a GFE service would be a reputable escort service. German Brothels and Amsterdam’s red-light district has made it so easy to buy sex that “it is almost like going to the hairdresser”. Services are cheaper than in Canada so women are normally keen to get punters out as soon as they finish.

Yeah, if I wanted to set a personal record or if I felt like I needed to binge that would be the exact scenario that I would want. I've actually given some thought to weather or not I would enjoy going to a German FKK and I don't think I really would. Maybe once for kicks but the lack of intimacy or connection is what turns me off about providers here. I can't imagine being faced with a building full of it. It would all feel like “verrichtungsboxen” - “getting things done boxes”.

I have not had a European SP refuse any services I paid for. How courteous you behave, act, dress, and communicate will always affect the kind of service you get. I doubt Europe is significantly different from Canada in this manner.

That is a good to hear. And I really do hope to make out to Ireland or Scotland to play one day. I've done some research and they seem like the best of both world. Well explained and searchable details, lovely pale women, and GFE type services. But of course, you pay for it. Correct me if I'm wrong.

 

[Andrew69913]

I look at it this way....the advertisement is only as good as the services behind it. If somebody knows what they are doing and wants to do this, they will put effort in to how they present themselves because that is their business. The opposite is also usually true, if the advertisement is lacking then whomever posted it more than likely doesn't want to be doing this. That being said, the job of an advertisement, in my view, is merely to entice me to contact the provider. I don't think you need ALL the details in an ad as long as communication goes well after you contact them, which is another topic all together lol.

 

[steverino]

I find the pages for the Victoria-based agency Sweet VIPS (http://www.sweetvips.com/escorts) to be far superior to what the OP posted for the European version. Not only are the introductions and pictures excellent. They also provide the menu and an additional feature for "getting to know" each lady (I have pasted the details on one lady below).

GET TO KNOW TONI MORE

Favourite Animal: George Steele
Favourite Band: System of A Down, Tom Petty, Chris Cornell
Favourite Colour: Black
Favourite Food: Steak
Favourite Lingerie: Black and lacey (size~ small)
Favourite Panties: Lace booty shorts (size~ small)
Favourite Read: is dicktionary a funny answer? No? Ok
Favourite Sex Position: The Angry Pirate
Favourite Shoe: Sandals (size~ 7)
Favourite Show: Kenny vs. Spenny
Favourite Smell: Chocolate mint

Ambitions: Buy a property in the boonz
Dream vacation: Alaska or Scotland
Guilty Pleasures: Magic mushrooms
Hobbies: Time travel
Interesting Fact: Armadillo shells are bulletproof
Sleeps in: A queen-size bed
Turn-ons: Dad bods and a good conversation​

• Home
• Escorts
• About SVIPS
• Promos
• Hiring
• Contact
• Schedule

 

[PuntMeister]

I find the pages for the Victoria-based agency Sweet VIPS (http://www.sweetvips.com/escorts) to be far superior to what the OP posted for the European version. Not only are the introductions and pictures excellent. They also provide the menu and an additional feature for "getting to know" each lady (I have pasted the details on one lady below).

GET TO KNOW TONI MORE
Favourite Animal: George Steele
Favourite Band: System of A Down, Tom Petty, Chris Cornell
Favourite Colour: Black
Favourite Food: Steak
Favourite Lingerie: Black and lacey (size~ small)
Favourite Panties: Lace booty shorts (size~ small)
Favourite Read: is dicktionary a funny answer? No? Ok
Favourite Sex Position: The Angry Pirate
Favourite Shoe: Sandals (size~ 7)
Favourite Show: Kenny vs. Spenny
Favourite Smell: Chocolate mint

Ambitions: Buy a property in the boonz
Dream vacation: Alaska or Scotland
Guilty Pleasures: Magic mushrooms
Hobbies: Time travel
Interesting Fact: Armadillo shells are bulletproof
Sleeps in: A queen-size bed
Turn-ons: Dad bods and a good conversation

• Home
• Escorts
• About SVIPS
• Promos
• Hiring
• Contact
• Schedule

Can someone pls post an Angry Pirate sex position pic?

Kenny Vs. Spenny is hilarious. That’d get me right on over.

 

[Vincimus]

Can someone pls post an Angry Pirate sex position pic?

Kenny Vs. Spenny is hilarious. That’d get me right on over.

 

[badbadboy]

Angry Pirate around 7:00 minute mark if you’re not a fan of Jimmy Carr.

 

[CapnMaynards]

I believe the angry pirate was a Patrice O'Neal bit. At least that's who I first heard it from.