He with the most toys wins....

[80watts]

And so therefore, this thread is about the SP who has the most toys.....
I was gonna nominate a certain retired dom, as she had a strapon and a stick (an penetrating arrangement with tenderness and compassion to change a man's perception and to a more useful comprehension of women ); but she has retired....
As for what constitute a toy......... anything you can have sex on or in, sex toys, ICEs, bikes,

 

[masterblaster]

I used to have a T shirt with that on it.

 

[sybian]

And so therefore, this thread is about the SP who has the most toys.....
I was gonna nominate a certain retired dom, as she had a strapon and a stick (an penetrating arrangement with tenderness and compassion to change a man's perception and to a more useful comprehension of women ); but she has retired....
As for what constitute a toy......... anything you can have sex on or in, sex toys, ICEs, bikes,

I had the banging of my life sitting in the seat of a John Deere...she thought my tractor was sexy.

 

[hedgeman]

I had the banging of my life sitting in the seat of a John Deere...she thought my tractor was sexy.

I swear there's a country song in there somewhere lol (yes I know there's a song about that lol)

 

[80watts]

You start a thread and it ends up as a country song.... I was kinda hopeing to find out how kinky SPs were by the type of their toys...

 

[sybian]

You start a thread and it ends up as a country song.... I was kinda hopeing to find out how kinky SPs were by the type of their toys...

A John Deere is an awful big sex toy my friend......and BTW, that big four cylinder diesel was running at the time, with no suspension, it vibrates like a jackhammer.
If any ladies here have had a ride on a sybian, motorbunny, or tremor machine.....they’ll know what I’m talking about.
Why the heck do all biker babes say when riding on the back of a Harley.....” you just gotta love that third gear, when weaving in and out of those rumble strips”

 

[Fullhouse]

Shouldn't the title be: "SHE with the most toys wins" ?

 

[SkylerAnne]

Toys are fun but I tend to prefer the real thing Although sex while I use a vibrator will usually put me over the top pretty quick . I personally only have 5 or 6 toys these days (and of course a strap on). Don't have anything as big as a John Deere

 

[Miss Hunter]

Shouldn't the title be: "SHE with the most toys wins" ?

I'm not too picky with pronouns. Call me whatever you want.
I don't mind he/him, she/her, not the biggest fan of they/them, back in the day when I was growing up we were taught they/them is plural form to be used for referencing multiple people and I'm only me, but whatever, not a big issue. That bitch or that asshole is fine too. Anything goes...bonus points for creativity.

 

[cruefan]

I don't mind when the provider uses her hitachi magic wand while you are having sex and it vibrates your dick while you are inside her which is an awesome feeling in itself.

Toys can be fun and can really enhance the experience.