Review Template

[ludovico123]

I have been getting a lot of positive feedback on the format that I have been using to write reviews.
Several gents have asked if I would mind if they copy it.
I always say yes, of course.
With that in mind, I have posted a template below.
Feel free to copy / paste it into your reviews.
It summarizes all of the pertinent information nicely

NAME & LAST 4 DIGITS:
INCALL CLEANLINESS / QUALITY:
ACCURATE PICS?:
PERSONALITY:
CLOTHES:
STOMACH:
STRETCH MARKS / SCARS?:
BREASTs:
MOANS OR OTHER SOUNDS?:
ENERGY LEVEL DISPLAYED:
MSOG?:
DATY?:
Digits?
KISSING TECHNIQUE:
BJ TECHNIQUE:
GREEK?:
DONTs:
BOOKING / SCREENING PROCESS:
REPEAT: (do you intend to see provider again?)
LOOKS (FACE):
LOOKS (BODY):
ATTITUDE:
SERVICE:
RECOMMEND?

 

[Cock Throppled]

I think THE most pertinent information would be rates, and I don't see that in a lot of reviews, or that template.

Also, a rough location is always helpful.

Age is not there.

Where you saw ad is not there.

Website or not should be mentioned.

No mention of potential drug use or "partier."

Does anyone really care about clothes that are coming off anyway? They might be an initial indicator of style, but I can't imagine it being a major influence on seeing an SP.

Technique for any service is relative, as is appearance.

Repeat and recommend are somewhat redundant.

 

[ddcanz]

Seriously. A template? With a checklist that includes scars and stretch marks? Moans and sounds? Like a burp or a fart- anal or cunt?
How about tattoos? Body odour? Piercings? Make up? Nail polishes and manicures? Eyelashes? Hair color? Shoe size? Hand size? Tightness? Vag or brown technique? COB/COT? Facials? Pets? Shower essentials and misc. sundries. FFS already- how about body hair, freckles, moles, areola size, belly button innie/outie? Trimmed snatch or a wild bush? And most important of all- where does she buy her French fries?!
Just state the obvious and anything pertinent related to one's individual encounter or if the session went sideways.
Maybe enhance the review with some lovely prose or artistic license.
The masses will ask for more as necessary.
This has been well beaten in the past- you've been around a long while
But thanks anyway. I know this was posted with best intentions. eace:

 

[ElsiDawson]

^^^ ddcanz nailing heads.

My favourite reviews say:

-I booked an appointment via (website booking/email/text/call/twitter).
-SP was professional in making a booking
-Arrived to an incall that had all that incall shit required for an incall (shower, towels, yada yada).
-SP was warm/funny/wet/enthusiastic/sufficiently bitchy given requested services
-I got what I paid for and I found who I expected to find based on the pictures
-Enjoyed myself, we did some stuff, and I left grinning
-I'd recommend them to people.


When someone uses their handle as a screening metric and I find reviews listing their stretch marks, screening process, incall location more granular than listed on their site, and nit picky "her bra was a little too magenta for my tastes", I turn them away. Sometimes your play-by-play reviews say more about you as a client than they do about the services. You were making mental notes about how long ago her hair was dyed and she didn't moan afterwards? Shocker.

If you'd like to give notes about "I'd especially recommend them if you're into deep blowjobs," or "she has a way with her hands," or "I saw Emele's titties and I forgot how to unbutton my jeans," that's great but don't ruin the magic of our session with a formulaic, hyper-objective review.

 

[take8easy]

Thanks for the effort, but I prefer to write a more casually written review as opposed to filling out a form.

As long as a review has rates, age, services (dfk, lfk etc), restrictions, attitude, parking, ethnicity, height, body type, hair length, kissing skills, shaved or no, natural or bolt-on's, daty, dato, rimming offered, any piercing, English/no English, independent or agency, hair color, tattoos (if any) incall cleanliness, easy of access, communication, preferred method of contact, extras, repeat, recommend......... I would be happy.

T8E

 

[masterblaster]

Not a big fan of review templates, seems clinical and impersonal to me, would never use one personally. Better for comparing cars or some such thing.

 

[lostviking]

Not a big fan of review templates, seems clinical and impersonal to me, would never use one personally. Better for comparing cars or some such thing.

I agree Wonder how the providers feel about review templates? Some things like stretch marks , kissing technique seems a bit to personal for me.Just my opinion

 

[Big_Guy_Rye]

Yeah OP, you're trying to hard to re-invent the wheel here. Can't expect people to format their reviews to something so convoluted. I agree some reviewers have you guessing what their education level is, but this is about the 'hobby' not getting an MBA or PhD.

But if there is something I'd like to see, and I mentioned a few times already; I'd like to see reviews of SPs give a brief description about the client themselves writing the review.

I'm sure an SP does what she does wonderfully, but keeping it real, does she do it well because the client is good-looking? I keep seeing "YMMV" as an issue with poor reviews, and I have to wonder if it's because of the SP or because the client isn't exactly a "Brad Pitt" specimen of manhood.

In short, "shallowness" should be factored in, but it's not something a reviewer can do alone. The audience reading should be able to compile the information themselves to see if they can be compatible for a guaranteed excellent experience. By mentioning even a simple Age, Race, weight, and height about themselves into the review, could give a clearer picture for the potential client reading the review.

So the reader can think, "If 'Sexy-Abs McSpinster' is willing and able to hold her breath for 5 mins doing a PSE-style DTBBBJwCIM&S for a slightly overweight 40 year old, East Indian fella....then maybe I have a shot at getting a similar experience too!!"

 

[MB Mod]

I’m not a fan of the template style review myself but if it works for you....... When it comes to review advice especially for newbies this is a great thread from Avery

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?247747-Attention-New-Reviewers

 

[bobjob]

I have been getting a lot of positive feedback on the format that I have been using to write reviews.
Several gents have asked if I would mind if they copy it.
I always say yes, of course.
With that in mind, I have posted a template below.
Feel free to copy / paste it into your reviews.
It summarizes all of the pertinent information nicely

NAME & LAST 4 DIGITS:
INCALL CLEANLINESS / QUALITY:
ACCURATE PICS?:
PERSONALITY:
CLOTHES:
STOMACH:
STRETCH MARKS / SCARS?:
BREASTs:
MOANS OR OTHER SOUNDS?:
ENERGY LEVEL DISPLAYED:
MSOG?:
DATY?:
Digits?
KISSING TECHNIQUE:
BJ TECHNIQUE:
GREEK?:
DONTs:
BOOKING / SCREENING PROCESS:
REPEAT: (do you intend to see provider again?)
LOOKS (FACE):
LOOKS (BODY):
ATTITUDE:
SERVICE:
RECOMMEND?

Wow, that's interesting. I can't imagine too many guys are really that interested in this "template".

 

[Relax10]

I can understand why someone would like to standardize reviews because continuity can be a good thing. I think some folks wont want to put that much detail into it or maybe asked by a lady to not put certain things in a review like keeping certain things between the. If someone wants to use this kind of template Id say go for it but not have it as some requirement. Good on ya for putting the work into it.

 

[jgg]

I agree Wonder how the providers feel about review templates? Some things like stretch marks , kissing technique seems a bit to personal for me.Just my opinion

It doesn't get much more personal than telling everyone how they "did" her.

 

[ludovico123]

Well, it looks like a unanimous thumbs down.
To each their own I suppose.
Like I said, I posted this here because several gents asked if they could copy it.
People are free to do as they like with it.
I'm not looking to standardize anything.

 

[Oldfart]

For me, one of the most important factors is location.
I do not want to spend hours commuting back and forth from an incall.

 

[ddcanz]

For me, one of the most important factors is location.
I do not want to spend hours commuting back and forth from an incall.

Quick hijack then back on topic-
Do you prefer the Compass card or old monthly pass system?
Seems to me with the Compass card one would actually pay more if they make numerous trips throughout the course of a day?

 

[Horndog14]

Quick hijack then back on topic-
Do you prefer the Compass card or old monthly pass system?
Seems to me with the Compass card one would actually pay more if they make numerous trips throughout the course of a day?

I use my provided compass pass (One of the perks of being officially bipolar)
supplemented with my trusty Brodie Flat bar bicycle.

 

[Relax10]

Having a template isnt bad especially for people who are all over the place with reviews. Gives some direction. Maybe we can get review emoji's, would like to see the one for MSOG and Greek :biggrin1:

 

[ndillinger]

Service Providers who are vocal on Twitter hate this. (Amber Meow on Terb's even longer template, Lady Vanessa on Perbs version). Recording the atributes for a woman in this many fields is literally objecification (as the provider becomes the obiect in an object/relational database).

The purpose of this site is to recommend sex workers to other clients in a safe forum, and inform our peers to watch out for unreputable providers. Even numerical scores have no real meaning. If a novice is reviewing for a forum, what baseline does they have for comparison. Plus appearances is overly judged; if the provider is hot and gave great service, then the session was fun. Also repeat visit is personal based on what the client feels, and is not consistent for other clients.

In response to another poster wanting reviewers to give personal descriptions of themselves, thats unnecessary. The professional escort should be giving their best effort no matter what the ethnicity of "attractiveness" of the client

 

[jgg]

Are they legitimate? Are they safe? After that it is all YMMV.

 

[Mr Quim]

Service Providers who are vocal on Twitter hate this. (Amber Meow on Terb's even longer template, Lady Vanessa on Perbs version). Recording the atributes for a woman in this many fields is literally objecification (as the provider becomes the obiect in an object/relational database).

The purpose of this site is to recommend sex workers to other clients in a safe forum, and inform our peers to watch out for unreputable providers. Even numerical scores have no real meaning. If a novice is reviewing for a forum, what baseline does they have for comparison. Plus appearances is overly judged; if the provider is hot and gave great service, then the session was fun. Also repeat visit is personal based on what the client feels, and is not consistent for other clients.

In response to another poster wanting reviewers to give personal descriptions of themselves, thats unnecessary. The professional escort should be giving their best effort no matter what the ethnicity of "attractiveness" of the client

Kudos ndillinger, very well summed up !

The Overall experience, is going to come down to the Chemistry, IMHO !

The great Ladies, are able to overcome this inevitable challenge, and provide a good Experience .

Sweet Adelaide Jones had some great comments, on this Situation .

Post # 45

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?242969-SP-s-who-are-moms/page3

Don't expect Chemistry, in a first Time in, 30 minute Session IMO .

YMMV !

Just my 2Cents...

Cheers