Elsi Dawson hasn't posted for a while and her PM inbox is full. Last ads were in October. Has she left or retired?
Where's Elsi?
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Saw her posing with beautiful Emile Devine in one of their ads.
If I was Elsi and had Emile as my partner, I would stop doing everything else but her. Reciprocal is the same too.
Yeah, but that was in October. Anyone have info on her, since?Saw her posing with beautiful Emile Devine in one of their ads.
If I was Elsi and had Emile as my partner, I would stop doing everything else but her. Reciprocal is the same too.
Just curious, but, have You tried contacting Elsi ?
Her LL Ad, says She'll put You at the front of the Line, if You supply her with all her required Information ?
https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-escorts/metro-vancouver/vancouver_mouthy_mouthy_elsi-2816234
Cheers
P.S. This probably, belongs in the 411 Section ?
This is the Review Section .
Just saying...
She broke her wrist and fled to Mexico to do her physical therapy on the beaches of Bucerias with buckets of beer and ceviche.
She should be back in about a week with tan lines.
She should be back in about a week with tan lines.
See? I told you to be careful stroking me that night. But would you listen? No..... !!
SHE"S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...r/vancouver_home_is_where_the_tart_is-2816234
I must admit that even though I still have not had a chance to meet Elsi, I'm relieved to hear she is back. Before she messaged about injuring her wrist, I feared the worst - that some rich guy had made her an offer she could not refuse and taken her away from the rest of us lusty men forever ;-(
JD
https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...r/vancouver_home_is_where_the_tart_is-2816234
I must admit that even though I still have not had a chance to meet Elsi, I'm relieved to hear she is back. Before she messaged about injuring her wrist, I feared the worst - that some rich guy had made her an offer she could not refuse and taken her away from the rest of us lusty men forever ;-(
JD
Criteria for some rich guy to take me off the market:
- A beater retrofitted with a five-point harness, a roll cage, and a panel of LED switches and buttons on the roof of the car that does nothing but blink and boop when I press the buttons so that I can pretend to change traffic lights or put on imaginary boosters while I'm in the merge lane.
- A personal shopper with the authority to slap me upside the head when I have a list of things I need to get (like how I've been putting off replacing my leather jacket and blue jeans for years because I can't stand people, stores, and fucking around in fitting rooms).
- A workshop for me to fuck around with all the things I've wanted to build or butcher where I can leave things to set or dry. Nothing worse than picking projects based on having to put everything away in the closet overnight because Your Bachelor Suite Needs To Turn Back Into A Bedroom, Elsi.
- Cash money.
- Time for me to not be arm candy and an appreciation for the things I'm interested in. Nothing worse than spending all week with someone and having nothing to talk about because, welp, you were here for all of it. Yucky.
That's the real 411 right there.
Yes, I'm back to life. Working on formatting a PERB ad to put up, but the central theme of it will be 'I'm doing a graduated return to work with GFE light duty sessions at $250h for the next few weeks.' Plus pictures and sass and all that crap you kids drool over.
Fuck, I've missed working. Note to self, don't break bones. It's boring and the sex is whatever.
- A beater retrofitted with a five-point harness, a roll cage, and a panel of LED switches and buttons on the roof of the car that does nothing but blink and boop when I press the buttons so that I can pretend to change traffic lights or put on imaginary boosters while I'm in the merge lane.
- A personal shopper with the authority to slap me upside the head when I have a list of things I need to get (like how I've been putting off replacing my leather jacket and blue jeans for years because I can't stand people, stores, and fucking around in fitting rooms).
- A workshop for me to fuck around with all the things I've wanted to build or butcher where I can leave things to set or dry. Nothing worse than picking projects based on having to put everything away in the closet overnight because Your Bachelor Suite Needs To Turn Back Into A Bedroom, Elsi.
- Cash money.
- Time for me to not be arm candy and an appreciation for the things I'm interested in. Nothing worse than spending all week with someone and having nothing to talk about because, welp, you were here for all of it. Yucky.
That's the real 411 right there.
Yes, I'm back to life. Working on formatting a PERB ad to put up, but the central theme of it will be 'I'm doing a graduated return to work with GFE light duty sessions at $250h for the next few weeks.' Plus pictures and sass and all that crap you kids drool over.
Fuck, I've missed working. Note to self, don't break bones. It's boring and the sex is whatever.
LOL Good to know! I need to win a lottery in order to become rich, but as soon as I do, I will start looking for an appropriate vehicle with a roll cage, panel ol led switches, etc.
JD
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