Sex Doll Brothel in Vancouver

take8easy

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pinkpanther

Haha great play on words. Rates seem alittle on the steepside but at the same time they are quite expensive to purchase from the sounds of it
 

take8easy

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Just came up with this one...

A man walks in to an inflatable-sex-doll brothel and asks what's available.

The cler says, "Well, only Maggy is available."

Customer, "Oh, I heard she is a bit .... chubby."

Store Clerk, "No no don't worry, it's just being blown out of proportions."
 

UhOh

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$240 for 2 hours wtf. Who's going to spend 2 hours with a rubber doll, what are you going to talk about after one hour?
What if your wife catches you? Haha the implications are hilarious.
 

Addison Cortez

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Make me laugh so hard, the lady in the news actually doesn’t knows silicone dolls have been around... for how long?? Given these ones are a better quality the ones online aren’t cheap:eek:
 

Addison Cortez

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I just want to add a story about something I seen. Most random. Best thing ever. I’ll never forget. A guy, walking on the sidewalk, alone... or is he? He has a blow up doll and he’s got her by the hips n just givin it to her doggie, as he’s walking on the sidewalk DURING RUSH HOUR, and he flips her over grabs her waist n starts poundin. Pretty sure it was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen cuz he seemed like he was just walkin home with his new toy.
 

tryharder

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Interesting concept. Synthetic dolls have been around forever but this is taking it to the next level. Might book for a 1/2 hour just to see what all the excitement is about. Wouldn't be surprised, however, if like Toronto, it gets shut down before it can even get started.
 

ddcanz

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Whatever happened to a milk bottle full of liver and a good imagination????
 

take8easy

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Ha ha ha. I, for one, am SUPER intrigued by sex dolls in general, and sex doll brothels especially.

When I was a little kid I used to tie my Barbies up, and play with their nipples, so this is actually not a stretch for me...

So, who's coming with me?
I would love to be your Ken sometime. :)
 

JimDandy

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Until they look and feel as lifelike as the ones portrayed on WestWorld (by real life women), I'm going to give it a pass. If I don't want to put out for a real life SP, give me some some good porn and some tissues instead. And thanks to PornHub, the porn is free and I buy my tissues in the warehouse section of my local grocery store :)

JD
 

Lurker 123

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About 3-4 years ago, there was a guy renting out silicon sex doll for $100 a day in the West End Vancouver. I did try one. It was not bad at all.For a period of 24 hours after fucking it, I could sleep with it as if it was a real woman. The sensation was not bad. Mind you the silhouette really felt like a real woman, very soft with a nice touch. My only complain was the weight. The average weight for a doll at 5 ft 4 inch is around 70 Ib which is not easy to move around. Even in the you-tube videos ,some guys use a winch to leave the doll up and down!
 

Mrmotorscooter

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The feminazis were on the news denouncing this as just more objifecation of women. They dont want guys fucking rubber dolls either, guess its time for them to make rubber sheep!
 

Quarter Mile'r

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:pound: Nah, then they would be crying foul over cruelty to animals.




.......................QM'r
 
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