Ever Gone to the Wrong Location ??

[sybian]

I once made an appointment with a young lady that said she would " leave a key card with the Concierge, with your name attached to it on a post it note".... I assume it was a security method, as I had to show my DL, and I know I was on camera.
I got the right Hotel....I just had to google wtf a Concierge was....stupid backwoods baptist genetics.

 

[PerazziDave]

I once made an appointment with a young lady that said she would " leave a key card with the Concierge, with your name attached to it on a post it note".... I assume it was a security method, as I had to show my DL, and I know I was on camera.
I got the right Hotel....I just had to google wtf a Concierge was....stupid backwoods baptist genetics.

Isn't the Concierge the person who braids the horses mane and tail for the fair?

PD

 

[Abbott_]

aPoonApp

I need a pooning App . :ranger:

Aggregates/compares online listings, & does image search.
Presents a personalize cost benefit analysis.
Compose text messaging, with EZ custom templates & lists .
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[felixthecat]

I need a pooning App . :ranger:

Aggregates/compares online listings, & does image search.
Presents a personalize cost benefit analysis.
Compose text messaging, with EZ custom templates & lists .
Then steers you right-there ( extras ).​

A grown man should be able to steer right-there without an app.

 

[Abbott_]

Not from what I've read in this thread and my own misadventures.

 

[sybian]

Isn't the Concierge the person who braids the horses mane and tail for the fair?

PD

Yeah, and I couldn't figure out what he was doing running a Hotel!.....although the young lady in question was quite the circus act.

 

[sybian]

Once my tongue slipped and I ended up licking the wrong, well not really wrong, but the other hole... luckily ... she was ok with it.

I know we aren't even two months into the new year......but THIS, gets my vote ,for best post of the year.

 

[take8easy]

I know we aren't even two months into the new year......but THIS, gets my vote ,for best post of the year.

and didn't even write the "hole" story. This other door had no odor either. After I started to lick her 'wrong' hole, she screamed "ASSHOLE!!" and I was like....... "Yes, I know what it's called, but I don't mind licking it."

 

[jgg]

One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit?

 

[Fullhouse]

After I started to lick her 'wrong' hole, she screamed "ASSHOLE!!" and I was like.......

Don't let it bother you, take8easy ------ I'm sure you've been called a lot worse ----- I know I have... Haha.

 

[ccsquare]

I have been lucky so far, Never gone to the wrong location.

Although once I did go to the wrong room with the wrong date but that was noticed right away when he asked me what happened to the Blonde Russian girl he had ordered from the Agency. Eye contact and a nod isn't enough to confirm your date, so I found out. :doh::doh::stupid:

That must’ve been awkward haha.
At least you recovered well.

 

[Riza]

That must’ve been awkward haha.
At least you recovered well.

It was actually quite funny. When we got back to the bar from where we started our actual dates were there and wondering why we were laughing so much. Everyone was good sports about it and we then went off with our proper partners. I am sure he had to explain it to his lady as I did to my date.

 

[alcxd]

I’m pretty sure I’ve never gone to the wrong place before. I generally try to do a drive by before so I know exactly where I’m heading. I have been almost with the wrong SP before though. It was at an agency in Victoria, I was to come to the front door at the appointed time. As I was getting ready to get out of my truck I saw another gentleman walk by & head to front door. I decided I better wait a few minutes before I proceeded. When I knocked on the door & let in I was told that ??? Was just running a few minutes late & I could help myself to a drink, my reply was “who” I was to meet !!!, she excused herself & about 15 minutes later my date came into the room very apologetic. I guess the gentleman I saw was supposed to use back door & his comment to my date was “you want to do what” ! Which in the end resolved it’s self when they discovered the mix up.

 

[ccsquare]

It was actually quite funny. When we got back to the bar from where we started our actual dates were there and wondering why we were laughing so much. Everyone was good sports about it and we then went off with our proper partners. I am sure he had to explain it to his lady as I did to my date.

You are a pro, you handled that with professionalism.
And I’m sure you had a great meet up with your partner.