LOL - True story!

[Jethro Bodine]

I was having breakfast with a buddy today.
Ask him how the family is doing.
He goes on to tell me this funny story.

Last week his 17 year old son comes to him in the morning complaining of having a sore wrist (hurt it at football practice).
Dad tells him to go take an Aleve. Tells the kid to go to the medicine cabinet in Mom and Dad's bathroom and the bottle is there. Mentions they are the blue pills.
Kid goes off and supposedly does as Dad says.
An hour of so later Dad gets a call from the son.
The kid is sitting in a stall in the boys bathroom at school with a raging boner!
Long story short, it appears the kid took one of Dad's Viagra, not an Aleve.
Dad trying very hard not to laugh, quietly asks the kid if he has tried masturbating to see if the boner goes away. The kid replies he has, twice, but his cock is still hard as the Hope Diamond (my words no his). LOL!
I guess the kid is freaking out because it is starting to be painful.
The Dad ends up calling the Vice Prinicpal (the Principal is a woman), explaining the situation and the VP goes to find the kid.
By the time Dad gets to the school I guess the effects were starting to go away but Dad takes the kid home for the rest of the day.

Believe me, it was way funnier to hear the dad tell the story in person.

 

[Stamkos]

17 yo and the kid can’t tell the difference between an Aleve bottle and Viagra? He’s got a tough life ahead of him....:loco:

 

[jgg]

Well I find it funny, my pharmacist tells me similar stories. Plus the number of patients that take over 300 20mg of Cialis per year, that's like a permanent boner! I can't even imagine how much that costs! Maybe they should switch to the 5mg daily?

Further to larami, nobody does, but keep your meds locked.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Yes, while the impact of prescription drugs can be very dangerous in some situations, in this case all was well and I personally thought it a funny story.
But that's just my warped sense of humour.

I also enjoy....

Cheers

 

[jgg]

That is just awful! Call PETA!

 

[badbadboy]

I was having breakfast with a buddy today.
Ask him how the family is doing.
He goes on to tell me this funny story.

Last week his 17 year old son comes to him in the morning complaining of having a sore wrist (hurt it at football practice).
Dad tells him to go take an Aleve. Tells the kid to go to the medicine cabinet in Mom and Dad's bathroom and the bottle is there. Mentions they are the blue pills.
Kid goes off and supposedly does as Dad says.
An hour of so later Dad gets a call from the son.
The kid is sitting in a stall in the boys bathroom at school with a raging boner!
Long story short, it appears the kid took one of Dad's Viagra, not an Aleve.
Dad trying very hard not to laugh, quietly asks the kid if he has tried masturbating to see if the boner goes away. The kid replies he has, twice, but his cock is still hard as the Hope Diamond (my words no his). LOL!
I guess the kid is freaking out because it is starting to be painful.
The Dad ends up calling the Vice Prinicpal (the Principal is a woman), explaining the situation and the VP goes to find the kid.
By the time Dad gets to the school I guess the effects were starting to go away but Dad takes the kid home for the rest of the day.

Believe me, it was way funnier to hear the dad tell the story in person.

There's a 7.5 mg sleeping pill called Imovane which looks very much like a 10mg Viagra shape wise and the identical colour.

Just imagine really needing sleep on East Coast Time or when you are feeling in the moment and get the two mixed up! :doh:

 

[ddcanz]

https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&sour...g&usg=AFQjCNErsr4MGjTwd2yDjVqVCJjAA4qxoA&cf=1
Sorry I don't find this funny at all and could have had serious consequences. In the US a person dies every 19 minutes from prescription drugs and this incident could have had serious consequences.

Obviously there were no "serious consequences". Do you think JB would pass this on as humorous if the kid had a coronary?
It's a funny story because no one got hurt.
It's funny when someone trips, lunges forward ass-over-tea kettle and wears their morning coffee.
It's not funny when said person wipes and splits their face open on a curb.
There can ALWAYS be serious consequences with everything if you want to dissect all the what-if's, why's and what have you.
But if you want to make this an indictment on parental guidance, supervision and responsibility then so be it.

 

[LM987]

Reminds me of an old joke.
A kid at school has to pee. Goes to the washroom & when he's done get's his dick stuck in his zipper. He gets it out, but its painful, so heads to the Principals office and calls dad to see what to do.
Kid is okay, heads back to class, with his pecker sticking out.
Teacher yells OMG what are you doing?
Kid says' Dad said if I could stick out until lunch he would come & pick me up"

 

[take8easy]

May be the son DID know what he was taking and wanted to experiment.

 

[VanessainVictoria]

https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&sour...g&usg=AFQjCNErsr4MGjTwd2yDjVqVCJjAA4qxoA&cf=1
Sorry I don't find this funny at all and could have had serious consequences. In the US a person dies every 19 minutes from prescription drugs and this incident could have had serious consequences.

Now his story can serve as a warning to others. Teenagers do not need Viagra but they still abuse it anyway.

 

[johnsmit]

I thought the kid had a sore wrist and he still sacked off twice.
I think he knew it was Viagra and though he would sneak one .That it lasted for a few hour is uncommon. It only lasted for twenty min with me. That whstvi use cialis it keeps working for up to 48 yrs or more if I get aroused.

 

[johnsmit]

As for sick sense of humor..I read obituaries..
Used to comment on certain names of the deceased.

Now I I see a lot of obituaries for dead fish lol
Yah they put a picture of the dead guy with his favourite big fish picture.
I find it humorous.

 

[westwoody]

Plus the number of patients that take over 300 20mg of Cialis per year, that's like a permanent boner! I can't even imagine how much that costs

The regular generic, not used for ED, is a fraction of the cost.

As Vanessa mentions, there are stupid kids abusing Cialis and Viagra. Big pharma has convinced everyone that a pill is the solution to everything.

 

[sybian]

The regular generic, not used for ED, is a fraction of the cost.

As Vanessa mentions, there are stupid kids abusing Cialis and Viagra. Big pharma has convinced everyone that a pill is the solution to everything.

If a person takes ED drugs , and you consider the "Kickstand effect" ,it does prevent the male of our species from chronically falling out of bed.

 

[clu]

Hopefully there was no lasting damage. "Started to feel painful" isn't a good sign.

 

[yvrvisitor]

the number of patients that take over 300 20mg of Cialis per year, that's like a permanent boner!

Fact:
US and Canadian National Men''s Cycling team does take 1 vagrant a day everyday as a number of hours of practice on those small cycling seats are way too hard on their 'equipment' - apprently it is safe

 

[thodisipagal]

Imagine the effect if a 17 year-old girl had taken that pill. I unno, a clitoral boner? Or stiff nipples?

 

[badbadboy]

Imagine the effect if a 17 year-old girl had taken that pill. I unno, a clitoral boner? Or stiff nipples?

Women have been known to take Viagra recreationally for over a decade.

It brings additional blood flow to their genitals just like with males. More blood flow increases the swollen feeling around their clitoris and labia resulting in increased stimulation.

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=124569

 

[Avery]

Fact:
US and Canadian National Men''s Cycling team does take 1 vagrant a day everyday as a number of hours of practice on those small cycling seats are way too hard on their 'equipment' - apprently it is safe

One vagrant a day? Gives a new meaning to the term "bum fucking". LOL!!