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CJ Tylers said:
These make me scratch my head... seriously, so much WHY?:

http://www.leolist.cc/personals/fem...u_gulu_want_to_understand_come_by_now-1430293

http://www.leolist.cc/personals/fem...maple_lets_watch_man_in_back_together-1435177
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WOW, well with the first one, you know for sure that the pictures are real. (Entrance to Apartment Building) One of the women also has a sense of humor. Sum Ting Wong in the Urban Dictionary. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sum+Ting+Wong Sum Ting Wong in World's Funniest Jokes. http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/WorldsFunniestJokes/FunnyChinesePhrases.htm
The second one means "Men in Black", I have that movie and it's sequel on CD, lol
 
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I've had bedbug bites when I was still a civvie! Had taken a guest from Taiwan to see the Island, and we were in a nice Edwardian hotel right near the Inner Harbour. ! I had bedbug bites on my upper back, shoulder, upper arm, all on the right side of my body. That's the side I sleep on, and it was probably from lying on top of the hotel bedspread. I don't do this in budget hotels anymore, though I feel safe enough doing it in the hotels downtown that I prefer. I was quite concerned about potential scarring, because the clusters of bites were really itchy & my skin was quite reactive to it. They looked nasty.I also don't ever put suitcases on the bed anymore; they go straight into the closet.
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Put them in the bathtub or on the luggage rack. The closet might be infested as well. Ich, glad I've avoided them.
 
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sdw said:
The second one means "Men in Black", I have that movie and it's sequel on CD, lol
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Actually, it says, "Man in Back" I think that may be a very different movie ;)
 
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sdw said:
You mean "Behind the Back Door? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068260/ I'm sure that she meant Black, just a spelling error.
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According to a google search, there may be a movie titled "Men in Back" starring Ron Jeremy. I actually believe the reference in the ad is not so subtle innuendo... or, in this case, in her endo... wink wink nudge nudge, say no more... ;) :D
 
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Man Mountain said:
According to a google search, there may be a movie titled "Men in Back" starring Ron Jeremy. I actually believe the reference in the ad is not so subtle innuendo... or, in this case, in her endo... wink wink nudge nudge, say no more... ;) :D
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Somebody let Ron Jeremy in the Back Door? I hope she was paid well.

I read the ad again, if you are right about "Men in Back" - then I read the "kinky" and "no restrictions" incorrectly. Too scary for me.

I obviously don't watch enough Porn.
 
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Man Mountain said:
According to a google search, there may be a movie titled "Men in Back" starring Ron Jeremy. I actually believe the reference in the ad is not so subtle innuendo... or, in this case, in her endo... wink wink nudge nudge, say no more... ;) :D
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yeah I was thinking there is no way that is a mistake, its intentional either code for something or a porno
 
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WTF sex or violence :confused:

she has got an add up offering a discout for a revew on perb which is a bit odd in and of itself 3rd picture in her advertisment .

Bear in mind I have no idea what the bacground pictue is and it is olny my interperation that could be dead wrong .

but what I thought was strange was the third pictue in this add

there is a picture on a tabletop in the background Now it could be a movie. It could be a picture from a movie and it could also just be a customer having sex with her partner

But It looks like to me at least as a picture of a computer with the camera on taken of a fully dressed man with a tie kneeling on the edge of the bed

Twisting the arm of a nude woman who has her mouth opend becase she is screeming and the man is twisting her arm . If I wanted to cause pain to somebody without leaving any marks twisting their arm might be a good way to do it . As i say I have no idea what it is a picture of so I am not acusing anybody of anything For all I know its a fully clothed guy sticking his penis in her partners armpit and shes just having a loud orgasim becase she really gets off on armpit penitration or maybe it's some sort of ds sex play.

http://winnipeg.backpage.com/Female...back-inca-ll-and-outcall-403-918-9021/2601457
 
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Is asking for a review a thing? I didn't know you were allowed to do that lol
But in all seriousness, this thread is so sad. This is an industry for healthy, well educated women with OPTIONS who choose the business freely. When I see women who are clearly on drugs, have ads that are obviously written by a man or any indicators of anything besides free will and choice keeping them where they are it hurts my heart. Sorry, not trying to be a buzz kill. I did laugh at first, but then I started overthinking it, as is my way....
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WTF sex or violence :confused:

she has got an add up offering a discout for a revew on perb which is a bit odd in and of itself 3rd picture in her advertisment .

Bear in mind I have no idea what the bacground pictue is and it is olny my interperation that could be dead wrong .

but what I thought was strange was the third pictue in this add

there is a picture on a tabletop in the background Now it could be a movie. It could be a picture from a movie and it could also just be a customer having sex with her partner

But It looks like to me at least as a picture of a computer with the camera on taken of a fully dressed man with a tie kneeling on the edge of the bed

Twisting the arm of a nude woman who has her mouth opend becase she is screeming and the man is twisting her arm . If I wanted to cause pain to somebody without leaving any marks twisting their arm might be a good way to do it . As i say I have no idea what it is a picture of so I am not acusing anybody of anything For all I know its a fully clothed guy sticking his penis in her partners armpit and shes just having a loud orgasim becase she really gets off on armpit penitration or maybe it's some sort of ds sex play.

http://winnipeg.backpage.com/Female...back-inca-ll-and-outcall-403-918-9021/2601457
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Cami Parker said:
...When I see women who are clearly on drugs, have ads that are obviously written by a man....
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General consensus in Wnnipeg is that this ad is written by a pimp, the review it quotes was written by a pimp, and the girls are being pimped.

The guy is a repeat offender.

There have been a few creeps from Montreal in Winnipeg before Christmas who tried recruiting local girls.
 
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Cami Parker said:
Is asking for a review a thing? I didn't know you were allowed to do that lol
But in all seriousness, this thread is so sad. This is an industry for healthy, well educated women with OPTIONS who choose the business freely. When I see women who are clearly on drugs, have ads that are obviously written by a man or any indicators of anything besides free will and choice keeping them where they are it hurts my heart. Sorry, not trying to be a buzz kill. I did laugh at first, but then I started overthinking it, as is my way....
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I've seen statistics where 75-80% of prostitutes in the entire industry are doing this to fund a drug habit. I think its true actually, sounds about right to me!
 
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I mean... I don't know 20% of working girls but I sure know a whole lot, from every corner of the globe,and none of them are on drugs. That being said, of course it's something that happens, and it's super sad, but I think your numbers might be a bit high.
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I've seen statistics where 75-80% of prostitutes in the entire industry are doing this to fund a drug habit. I think its true actually, sounds about right to me!
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Yea you can tell... That's sad. Those guys are real sickos.
westwoody said:
General consensus in Wnnipeg is that this ad is written by a pimp, the review it quotes was written by a pimp, and the girls are being pimped.

The guy is a repeat offender.

There have been a few creeps from Montreal in Winnipeg before Christmas who tried recruiting local girls.
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