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hornygandalf

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Came across this as I was busy procrastinating and avoiding grading this morning.
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/03/05/health/normal-penis-size/index.html

So, the average size erect is 5.17 inches in length and 4.59 inches in circumference.
Gee, I wouldn't know what size mine is as I don't think of having a ruler or tape measure around when I'm about to do the deed.
And I haven't been aware of any SPs who keep a tape measure handy either (maybe that is an 'extra' service ;)

Does length and circumference really matter other than to stoke one's ego?
Comments?
 

badbadboy

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Has it been that long since we had this talk?

Paging Dickson the stage is yours bwahaha

 

Lo-ki

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Check your closet..:)
Does length and circumference really matter other than to stoke one's ego?

Hmmmm.... not really a water cooler conversation to have between men...LOL

 

badbadboy

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I thought this Gif was hilarious. :D
 

bcneil

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Oh, circumference not radius. Phew. Now I have to get rid of that disturbing mental image.
LMAO that would be like those plastic red beer cups
 

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At the risk of another barn yard animal joke.....I don't wear cowboy boots with a point, and prefer the square tipped ones because my size 14's already look like clowns feet.
You do the estimated math.
 

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There are ones out there like that!! I've seen it & it's frightening!! I feel bad for those guys...seriously..must be hard for them to keep gfs.. I don't imagine there are many women out there that can take it..
Isn't that what handcuffs are for? :D
 

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At the risk of another barn yard animal joke.....I don't wear cowboy boots with a point, and prefer the square tipped ones because my size 14's already look like clowns feet.
You do the estimated math.
And what estimated math is that ????

Oh wait, I think I know ---------- according to the North American boot measurement standards, a size 10 boot is 29 cm., which equates to 2.9 cm. per size.
So, a size 14 would be 14 x 2.9 cm.., which equals 40.6 cm., --- or approx 16 inches.------------ Is that the math you were talking about, sybian ????--- And if you were ---- are you suggesting that your cock size is close to your feet size ???? ---- No wonder so many ladies want to go riding with/on you....:D
 
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Poonertime

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Came across this as I was busy procrastinating and avoiding grading this morning.
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/03/05/health/normal-penis-size/index.html

So, the average size erect is 5.17 inches in length and 4.59 inches in circumference.
Gee, I wouldn't know what size mine is as I don't think of having a ruler or tape measure around when I'm about to do the deed.
And I haven't been aware of any SPs who keep a tape measure handy either (maybe that is an 'extra' service ;)

Does length and circumference really matter other than to stoke one's ego?
Comments?
As Russell Peters says. "Guys with regular cocks need girls to try hard, guys with big ones just need them to show up." I paraphrase. That's the difference.
 
I keep a fiber glass measuring tape in my night side table, I pull it out for the big ones quite often but what I really want to do is measure the little guys. How would I go about doing that without hurting their feelings? I was going to try this dialogue "I'm so sick of Henry my hamster walking around his cage bragging to the others about how heavy he's hung. Would you mind putting him to shame?" But I don't have hamsters. Any other suggestions because I've played with some that could fuck my belly button without bottoming out. Others that I could snort it in one nostril while plugging the other nostril with my finger and Still breath perfectly through my nostril that's being fucked. Big or small im fascinated by them all
 
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Caramel

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I keep a fiber glass measuring tape in my night side table
I was measuring myself and thought to bring the tape to my incall because one of my clients and I like to talk about female body sizes, so this thought never occurred to me until I read this thread...so many guys ask me if they are "bigger than average", and I'm like...well, its big for ME :) maybe this is a good idea!
 

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Men, by nature love it big. Big boobs, big screen TV's, big houses, big cars, big d**ks on the front (well, I am sure some men love it behind them too).
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Girls reactions to cock sizes:

9" - Oh Shit Pain
8" - Be Gentle
7" - Oh Yes
6" - Perfect
5" - Ok, It Will Do
4" - Push More
3" - Is It In?
2" - Just Use Your Fucking Tongue

As far as me and my boy is concerned, let me just say that none of the 31 SP's I have seen, ever said, "Oh, shit" and "be gentle".

T8E
 
Perception is everything.....I had a small cock all my life and then suddenly 2 years ago I had a big cock.....but its still the same size !?!

Penis shape is another factor in the equation and the "Esthetics of Cawk!" Ladies would you rather see and average sized pretty peepee or a larger ugly one?
Regular to small and pretty for me. My pussy prints money and those damn Big dicks shut down the printing press for hours to days sometimes. The worst thing a guy can do is send me a text or tell me over the phone that they have a big dick that's an automatic call block. Or better yet they send me a shot of their huge cock and ask me if they're my type. I respond with "if you have $350 you're my type but you lost me at the dick pic."
 
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