HOLY SHIT: Australian Man Goes to the ER With Fork Stuck Inside His Penis (w/X-Ray)

[maxfun2434]

GAAAAAAAAAAH! My dickhole hurts just thinking about this.

http://www.brobible.com/life/article/australian-man-fork-stuck-inside-penis

 

[hiddencloud]

That doesn't seem like it was a very good idea.

 

[VanessaofBC]

is it cheating if I post the pic maxfun? Leaving just the link is such a tease.

In a case considered so unusual it was written up in a medical journal by the three operating doctors, the man inserted a four-inch steel fork into his urethra in an attempt to achieve sexual gratification.

But the fork became stuck and was not visible when the man presented to doctors hours later.
The doctors could feel the utensil and observed it on X-rays. They then extracted the fork free using forceps and "copious lubrication" while the patient was under a general anaesthetic.

The case was written up in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports two weeks ago in a paper titled "An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body".

 

[NataliaBijoux]

OMG, why?!?!?!

 

[hiddencloud]

I'm pretty sure alcohol had a large part to do with it.

 

[NataliaBijoux]

When he was doing that wouldn't he of been in horrible pain?! Maybe that is his thing! But geez

 

[BORKO]

When he was doing that wouldn't he of been in horrible pain?! Maybe that is his thing! But geez

I think it is his thing but he was too cheap for urethral sounds and surgical lube.

 

[NataliaBijoux]

I understand that must be his thing but a fork!! Why not a straw or a pencil! Haha

 

[BORKO]

I understand that must be his thing but a fork!! Why not a straw or a pencil! Haha

Maybe he had a sex partner he was going to feed. Or he was going to fuck a pie.

 

[maxfun2434]

is it cheating if I post the pic maxfun? Leaving just the link is such a tease.

Thanks Vanessa I coun't figure out how to do it myself :thumb:

 

[PlayfulAlex]

I think it is his thing but he was too cheap for urethral sounds and surgical lube.

Or maybe he doesn't have the internet at home! http://www.thechaingang.com/article/toys-for-urethral-stimulation-319/

 

[maxfun2434]

:crazy::

Or maybe he doesn't have the internet at home! http://www.thechaingang.com/article/toys-for-urethral-stimulation-319/

Time out
Penis Plugs! :yield::fear::crazy:
first i have hurd of it

 

[Larry Storch]

Obviously he was stealing cutlery. I hope they checked his butt for the salad bowl.

 

[tadolder]

wonder if it will make Letterman's stupid human tricks

 

[Bartdude]

All I can say is....

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[normisanas]

Wish the government had a nobel prize for stupidity, he'd make the short list.

 

[luvsdaty]

How do you start that conversation with the doctor in the ER? "Well it happened this way old sports"