Basic Pooner Japanese: The key to outing your asian sp's lies about being Japanese

[Sleepmonger]

Starting with the small talk, I highly doubt that a direct translation of tantalizeme’s “talking business” section would be much use… phrases 1-6 likely have associated slang, as would 9-16. I’ll see what I can come up with but for now I’ll just start with the quick and easy small talk bit.

Whenever friends used to come visit me in japan they would always ask me for lines to pick up local girls while clubbing. I only really ever gave one line… “oppai dekai ne” (Your breasts are big, aren’t they) simple and easy for them to remember… and hilarious to see the girls reactions.

The strange thing is it actually worked pretty well… the more conservative girls who likely wouldent have gone back to a love hotel with them were instantly turned off… and the rest of them entered the encounter knowing exactly what my friends were looking for.

Still never tried it myself though, seeing as I like smaller breasts… and was always dating one of the more conservative girls who would have turned them away

Small talk

Would you like to go with me? = 一緒に行かない？　Issho ni ikanai?
I’d like to us to go back to my hotel = 一緒にホテルに行きたい。Issho ni hoteru ni ikitai.
Shall we go to a love hotel ラブホテルに行こうか。Rabuhoteru ni ikou ka.
I’d like us to go back to my place = 一緒にうちにかいりたい。Issho ni uchi ni kairitai.
Will you come to my place? = うちに来る？Uchi ni kuru?
Stay with me tonight. = 今夜は僕と一緒にいて。Kon'ya wa boku to issho ni ite.
Your thinking dirty thoughts = 君はやらしいことかんがえてるんじゃないの？Kimi wa yarashii koto kangae terun janai no?
See me tonight = 今夜会って。Konya atte.
No problem = 　大丈夫｜いいよ daijoubu | ii yo
Don’t worry = 気にしないで kinishinai de
Are you scared? Don’t worry, I’ll be kind to you. = こわいいの？気にしないで、君に優しいくするよ。Kowaii no? Kinishinaide, kimi ni yasashiiku suru yo.
Don’t be shy = 恥ずかしがらないで Hazukashigara naide (also means don’t be embarrassed)
How embarrassing. = 恥ずかしいー Hazukashii…
I’m a shy person = 恥ずかしがりやな人なんです。hazukashigariyana hito nan desu
At least give me a massage first = 最小にマッサージしてくれない？Saishou ni massaaji shite kurenai?
Lets have a rest = 休憩しよ。Kyuukeishiyo
I brought my own music =自分の音楽持ってきたのJibun no ongaku motte kita no
That blanket’s dirty = その毛布汚いねえ。Sono moufu kitanai ne―
I brought my own blanket =自分の毛布持ってきたのJibun no moufu motte kita no
Lets use this blanket = この毛布を使おう kono moufu tsukau
Please turn your cellphone off =携帯を切ってください keitai wo kittekudasai
Stop using your phone already = 携帯を使うのもうやめろ！ Keitai wo tsukauno mou yamero
I hate using (or when someone uses) the phone while making love =　エッチしながら携帯使うのが嫌い。　Etchi shinagara keitai tsukau no ga kirai.
You understand men =男のことよく知ってるね otokonokoto yokushitteru ne
You understand me = 僕のことよく知ってるね bokunokoto yokushitteru ne
I had fun = 楽しかった tanoshikatta
I like your personality = 君の性格好きだよKimi no seikaku sukidayo

A lot of these phrases have better alternatives… you can say most things a ton of ways.

For example
May I ask, how old are you? Has many possible choices at varying levels of politeness…. With asking a ladies age its always good to be polite though

何歳？ Nansai? = how old are you? (weird and kinda rude)
おいくつですか？oikutsu desuka? = how old are you
おいくつでらっしゃいますか？oikutsu de rasshai masuka? = how old are you
お年を聞いてもよろしいですか？otoshi wo kiitemo yoroshii desuka? May I ask how old you are?
年齢をお聞きしてもよろしいですか？nenrei wo o-kiki shitemo yoroshii desuka? May I ask how old you are?
おいくつですか,　もしかして２２～２３歳ぐらいかな。。。oikutsu desuka, moshikashite nijyuu ni san sai gurai kana?) How old are you? Seems like around 22 – 23 to me.

年齢を確認させていただいてもよろしいでしょうか？Nenrei wo kakunin sasete itadaitemo yoroshii deshouka? = May I ask your age
年齢をお聞きしてもよろしいですか？nenrei wo okiki shitemo yoroshii desuka? = May I ask your age
The last two would be used by authority people asking your age… like a police officer.

If anyone notices any mistakes or happens to know a more natural phrase please feel free to post changes... you wont hurt my feelings at all I’ve no pride whatsoever in my continually declining ability to speak Japanese. :high5:

 

[tantalizeme]

“oppai dekai ne, oppai dekai ne” — a fine contribution to pooning culture!

Whenever friends used to come visit me in japan they would always ask me for lines to pick up local girls while clubbing. I only really ever gave one line… (Your breasts are big, aren’t they) simple and easy for them to remember… and hilarious to see the girls reactions.

Hey Sleepmonger,

Just printed out your thread so I can take it with me when seeking out a lady advertised as Japanese. One of the first things I'll say is: “oppai dekai ne.”

That should reveal instantly whether she's really Japanese.

I actually tried learning Japanese about 10 yrs ago, took a few courses and went to a language exchange place downtown where you got 1 free Japanese lesson in exchange for 1 hr of teaching English—but then I got drawn out of circulation by a Korean beauty.

We really should have separate threads on:

1. Basic Pooner Japanese

2. Basic Pooner Mandarin

3. Basic Pooner Korean

4. Basic Pooner Thai

5. Basic Pooner Vietnamese

As for Japanese, there's tons of great Japanese porn (I love e.g. www.palacemoon.com and the sites linked to it). But regrettably, in Vancouver, there're very few authentic (and smart) Japanese ladies like Ms Yoko Ana or Reiko.

Yoko's website has lots of intriguing aspects to it, not least the rationale behind her safer-sex practices. I'd definitely love to step into her erotic orbit and volunteer as one of her 50 potential clients for "externship." While the acupressure may be free, I'm certainly willing to pay the premium for any extra services she may render.

Chinese SPs stick together all the time. Sorry to hear Yoko doesn't have a Japanese sister-in-arms yet, to spill out her heart about the joys and woes of this work. I wonder, Yoko: when you get a Japanese client, does that make you relaxed or a bit self-conscious?

But I wholeheartedly agree: it's always a turn-on when an SP talks to me in Mandarin and I understand her, especially when she talks dirty. It enhances her exotic appeal.

Generally speaking I find the Japanese language and culture to be very soothing compared to other Asian languages and cultures. And having lived in Japan and experienced the language and culture, I can say that I would rather converse in Japanese than any other Asian language.

I am sorry but I'd have to disagree that Chinese sounds like a melody irregardless if it's Cantonese or Mandarin Most of the time it sounds more like an argument. I get the feeling I am being yelled at Or maybe I am talking about Chinglish here

As for whether Chinese sounds like a melody or an argument—well, depends on who speaks it. Listen to this lady singing in Mandarin and tell me if you've heard sweeter sounds in your life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv_cEeDlop0

When you poon with Asian ladies—whether Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Thai or whatever—it's not only a pleasant physical release, it can also be a mind-stretching cross-cultural learning experience.

I'm not saying that cross-cultural sex is necessarily better qua sex, but it sure helps build bridges of connection and understanding that same-culture sex just can't—especially if there's communication involved.

So a Western pooner who seeks out quality Western SPs is in for a fun time...but if he seeks out nonWestern SPs, he may actually contribute to world peace and harmony across cultures.

 

[Ms. Yoko Anna]

I wonder, Yoko: when you get a Japanese client, does that make you relaxed or a bit self-conscious?

I get self conscious.
I lost my virginity after finishing high school, and that happened in Victoria.
So, not really used to speak Japanese in bed.

I only had a handful of Japanese client so I don't really think about it.
I think of Japanese porn when I speak Japanese to Japanese people in bed, and kindda turn-on for me.

 

[Sleepmonger]

As for whether Chinese sounds like a melody or an argument—well, depends on who speaks it. Listen to this lady singing in Mandarin and tell me if you've heard sweeter sounds in your life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv_cEeDlop0

Definately depends on who speaks it, I would say theres less of a gap between normal speech and melody with Chinese but all languages have speakers who's voices are purely melodic. (and some voices that just aren't) I dated one of them actually (Japanese) and when she sung you would have to focus pretty hard to realize there's language hidden in the melody.

As for Teresa Teng (who you linked), she's an excellent person to use as a comparison between the melodic nature of the two languages since she also sings in Japanese.

http://youtu.be/TW0P5PM-ZH0 Here is Teresa preforming 川の流れのように a very famous Japanese song.

I get self conscious.
...
I think of Japanese porn when I speak Japanese to Japanese people in bed, and kindda turn-on for me.

You get self concious but it turns you on? :thumb:

I get self concious speaking japanese in bed because it sounds strange coming from me. All of the Japanese girls i've been with (all 3...lol) are super vocal when speaking english, but the minute they start speaking Japanese they get super quiet.

I dont think it's a turn on or turn off for me either way...

After reading what i posted before for translations I kind of realized that when I work that way nothign feels natural when I read it later. So I decided as an experiment to write out the text of what might be said during an imaginary sexy encounter...

こっちおいで Kocchi Oide = come here
いーーたいー i—tai- = that hurts
お口開けてごらんOkuchi akete goran = Open your mouth
ちんぽ好きでしょChinpo suki desho = You like cock, right?
もっとしゃぶってMotto shabutte = suck it more
きーもーちいいKi-mo-chiiii = Feels sooooo gooooood
舌出してShita dashite = Stick out your toungue
もっと深くしてMotto fukaku shite = Go deeper
メガネじゃまだねMegane jama da ne = Your glasses are in the way
出しちゃだーめDashicha da—me = Don’t take it out
はああ　いくううううー haaa, Ikuuuuu = Ah, I’m cummmming
ほら。。。 出しちゃだめと言ったでしょ！Hora, dashicha dame iita desho = hey, I told you not to take it out!
全部飲んでごらんなさいZembu nonde goran nasai = drink it all
おいしいでしょうOishii desho = delicious, isn’t it?
まんこもうきもちいよくしてもらうかManko mo kimochii yoku shite morau ka = Should I make your pussy feel good?
もういちゃったの？Mou ichatta no? = You came already?
きもちいよかったでしょKimochi yokatta desho = It felt good dident it?
おチンチンを入れちゃうよO chin chin erechau yo = Im putting my cock in
はいちゃったよHaichatta yo = It’s In
ゆっくりやってYukuri yatte = Do it slowly
チンポがマンコのにおいするねChinpo ha manko no nioi ga suru ne = my cock smells like pussy doesn’t it
返事は？Henji wa? = Any response?
すごいくさいですSugoi kusai desu = it’s so smelly
どうやってを掃除するかなDou yatte o souji suru kana… = how should we clean it up
お口で？O kuchi de? = by mouth?
そう、ね = right


that was actually kind of fun... ound:
and definately feels more natural reading it a second time