Guys take care of your corporal hygiene before you see an escort!

[Carmen LorenRETIRED]

I just had enough of this and i need to say something. Guys when you plan to go and see a service provider please take care of your body hygiene proper.
I recently just had a client who came to see me and i asked him if he wish to shower. He said no he showered an hr. before.
We went in the bedroom and when he got naked and i could smell him from distance if you know what i mean. That really pissed me off because i even asked him if he likes to shower and he said no. What an uncomfortable situation for the both of us but mostly for me.. And this is not the first time it happened. I had a client who was a doctor and the same problem. I had some clients who smell so bad that even after they shower they still stink. I'm tired of telling people to go shower when we are already in the middle of the service or tell them to leave just because i cant put up with their bad hygiene.
Do u really want to put me in the situation that i kick you out from my place because of your poor hygiene? What is wrong with some people?. Cant you take a proper shower? Do some manscaping downthere? How this guys have the nerve to come see a service provider knowing that they stink? And how do they expect us to give them a good service when we cant even sit beside them because of their bad hygiene? I wonder do they do this when they go on a real date or just when they see an SP? Do they think that just because they pay us we have to put up with everything including their bad hygiene? Really guys take care of your hygiene before you come see us!

 

[Elmore]

I just had enough of this and i need to say something. Guys when you plan to go and see a service provider please take care of your body hygiene proper.
I recently just had a client who came to see me and i asked him if he wish to shower. He said no he showered an hr. before.
We went in the bedroom and when he got naked and i could smell him from distance if you know what i mean. That really pissed me off because i even asked him if he likes to shower and he said no. What an uncomfortable situation for the both of us but mostly for me.. And this is not the first time it happened. I had a client who was a doctor and the same problem. I had some clients who smell so bad that even after they shower they still stink. Im tired of telling people to go shower when we are already in the middle of the service or tell them to leave just because i cant put up with their bad hygiene.
Do u really want to put me in the situation that i kick you out from my place because of your poor hygiene? What is wrong with some people?. Cant you take a proper shower? Do some manscapeing downthere? How this guys have the nerve to come see a service provider knowing that they stink? And how do they expect us to give them a good service when we cant even sit beside them because of their bad hygiene? I wonder do they do this when they go on a real date or just when they see an SP? Do they think that just because they pay us we have to put up with everything including their bad hygiene? Really guys take care of your hygiene before you come see us!

There are already plenty of threads like this. Escorts are in control of the situation. You can make showers mandatory. If you think he is a 2 year old and doesn't know how to properly clean his junk, then you can do accompanied showers. If he still has a pungent odor, then tell him to leave and obviously never see him again. From the sounds of things, this seems like a common problem you encounter...I am under the impression that guys with poor hygiene would be the exception and not the norm.

As a pooner, I am not in control. When an escort has BO or a pungent odor from her vagina, I could leave or complain but rest assured I am not getting back a cent of my donation.

 

[myboy]

Another turn-off for me is someone who has "dog breath".
I'm not mincing words,.....that is a definite turn-off!!

 

[Dickson]

I am shocked that guys would go out like that! For me it is like a real date so I want to make a good impression. I spending the money why waste it by not looking and smelling your best.

 

[Carmen LorenRETIRED]

Yeah tell me about it... Kind of difficult to do the Girlfriend Experience service with someone with bad breath.

Another turn-off for me is someone who has "dog breath".
I'm not mincing words,.....that is a definite turn-off!!

 

[Elmore]

I worked with a guy who had the worst breath ever. And he was not a dirty person. He was well groomed, and from what I heard, was aware that he had a problem. I would see him brushing his teeth after lunch and he was constantly chewing gum or using strong mints which hid the smell a bit but it was still there. I gather halitosis (not just bad breath) can be difficult to remedy but escorts can simply refuse to see them or modify the services they offer them.

 

[Volpina Vance]

I know it works both ways, but gentlemen, increased scrubbing is positively correlated with increased level of service.

Carmen, maybe you should post a video showing them what to do in the shower? It would be educational!

 

[westcoast555]

I worked with a guy who had the worst breath ever. And he was not a dirty person. He was well groomed, and from what I heard, was aware that he had a problem. I would see him brushing his teeth after lunch and he was constantly chewing gum or using strong mints which hid the smell a bit but it was still there. I gather halitosis (not just bad breath) can be difficult to remedy but escorts can simply refuse to see them or modify the services they offer them.

Did he floss and brush/scrape his tongue? Seriously.. it's not enough to brush your teeth or use mints. His tongue was probably coated like a shag carpet and he likely didn't floss. Lots of people don't floss... I find this unfathomable. If you don't floss you will have rotting meat and plaque in between your teeth and it will smell like shit because it's halfway to being shit. FLOSS!

 

[Ms. Yoko Anna]

I actually don't mind guys coming see me without taking shower.
Most of my sessions are 90 min or longer, and taking shower together is the default menu anyway.
I enjoy washing man's body, I think it is such a cute foreplay.
I wash clients from shoulder to foot, armpits, bum, little bit of secret areas....
I do this to everyone regardless of smell.

I have put the importance of hygiene on my website, so most of people do come in with clean body.

 

[Bartdude]

This is part of the reason why I kind of object to paying the donation right off the top if I'm seeing someone for the first time.

Discovering a hygiene problem mid-session is lose-lose.

Either you have to quit, or you bring it up and, no matter how politely you do it, the session is a goner anyway - and good luck getting any of your $ back.

 

[Carmen LorenRETIRED]

I agree 100% Vanessa. That's why when they come over the first think they should do before we get into the session is to jump in the shower and make sure they are clean. I can put up with lots of things but but bad hygiene is the most turn off for me and i refuse to put up with that.
That just kills the mood.

 

[InnocentBoy]

If escorts wouldn't make guys feel so rushed by letting them know the shower time isn't coming out of paid time perhaps more guys would be inclined to use it.

 

[Carmen LorenRETIRED]

Well speaking for myself i don't rush clients and sometimes they actually stay way pass over the time they paid for . Also taking a shower doesn't take more than 10 minutes anyway.

If escorts wouldn't make guys feel so rushed by letting them know the shower time isn't coming out of paid time perhaps more guys would be inclined to use it.

 

[Bartdude]

I agree 100% Vanessa. That's why when they come over the first think they should do before we get into the session is to jump in the shower and make sure they are clean. I can put up with lots of things but but bad hygiene is the most turn off for me and i refuse to put up with that.
That just kills the mood.

And the other side of this is that, if the guy indicates he's not comfortable with your level of hygiene - you accommodate him, no questions asked, and in a professional manner. And "the clock" stops while you're fixing it.

 

[InnocentBoy]

So SP's that dont want to deal with stinky guys let them know the shower isn't on the clock. 1+1=success?

Well speaking for myself i don't rush clients and sometimes they actually stay way pass over the time they paid for . Also taking a shower doesn't take more than 10 minutes anyway.

 

[ThisEndUp]

Never had a problem, as I practice Simpsons' style hygiene

A rag, a stick, some soap, and some water :thumb:

 

[Ms. Yoko Anna]

But what about sexy lingerie? And pretty make up?

I always always shower right before an appt. I have some gents decline a shower and they genuinely don't need it. But some don't realize that sitting in the car for an hour causes ball sweat stank :fear:

Hmmmm, some making out time while undressing each other is nice before shower, I agree.
Yes, so I suppose they can enjoy me with sexy lingerie for a while.... I don't actually know how guys feel about getting naked right away.... my 90 min date or longer comes with body slide, so everything has to come off anyway. So I don't keep lingeries on me much long, unless requested to keep it on.

As for the makeup, I wear makeup so little that guys probably won't care much?
I love shower time so much that I wear no mascara to avoid panda eyes.
My shower room even has a blow-job chair for me to sit on.... Oral sex in steamy shower is pretty kinky, I must say.

I even get in the shower with clients to take my makeup off completely.
It sems to me that as much as I love washing their body, they seem to enjoy my body with soapy hands.

It's really up to each girls.
If clean body is the must-thing to do, may be girls can suggest that on their webpage as well as in reminding emails?
At the agency I used to work at, shower time was not included in the session time.
I did not like waiting for guys to finishing shower, so I started jumping in the shower with him and start making out.
In that way, clients enjoy it, I did not waist time, win win solution!

 

[badbadboy]

I actually don't mind guys coming see me without taking shower.
Most of my sessions are 90 min or longer, and taking shower together is the default menu anyway.
I enjoy washing man's body, I think it is such a cute foreplay.
I wash clients from shoulder to foot, armpits, bum, little bit of secret areas....
I do this to everyone regardless of smell.

I have put the importance of hygiene on my website, so most of people do come in with clean body.

I shower upon arrival so the SP can buzz around making final arrangements. Only a few had said " you seem pretty fresh to me " and take me directly to the BR.

I always shower or bathe before heading out the door for an appointment.

I have seen Yoko in Victoria but did not enjoy the mutual shower because the agency (she worked for at the time) only had a small single shower to fit a big guy like me.

I would love a hot warm mutual shower as a warm up to the main event

Next time in Vancouver or Victoria Yoko?

Seems most ladies won't want to get their hair wet or smudge the make up

I find it pretty hot actually.

 

[Ms. Yoko Anna]

I shower upon arrival so the SP can buzz around making final arrangements. Only a few had said " you seem pretty fresh to me " and take me directly to the BR.

I always shower or bathe before heading out the door for an appointment.

I have seen Yoko in Victoria but did not enjoy the mutual shower because the agency (she worked for at the time) only had a small single shower to fit a big guy like me.

I would love a hot warm mutual shower as a warm up to the main event

Next time in Vancouver or Victoria Yoko?

Seems most ladies won't want to get their hair wet or smudge the make up

I find it pretty hot actually.

I'm in Vancouver now, and oh my, you would love my room!
But, I would say my bathroom in victoria incall is a lot better.....
Yes, that was a regular bathroom back in agency.
We did not take shower together? Well, there is always next time.

You have seen my hair, BBB, I wear no hair spray or no hair straightner (or whatever it is called, that big flat hair iron thingee) just put in a tight bun, if it gets wet, it gets wet. No biggy.

 

[badbadboy]

I'm in Vancouver now, and oh my, you would love my room!
But, I would say my bathroom in victoria incall is a lot better.....
Yes, that was a regular bathroom back in agency.
We did not take shower together? Well, there is always next time.

You have seen my hair, BBB, I wear no hair spray or no hair straightner (or whatever it is called, that big flat hair iron thingee) just put in a tight bun, if it gets wet, it gets wet. No biggy.

Who can refuse a hot J I L F

Soon Yoko