She Had Perfect Legs

[Cock Throppled]

Today I was in line at a bank and noticed a woman in shorts already at the counter.

My eyes were attracted to a delicate pair of feet in flip flops, toes painted a vivid purple.

My eyes followed up to a couple of lovely ankles, slim, strong calves and sleek, cellulite-free backs of thighs covered in flawless, smooth skin. perfect stemware.

I followed up to a slightly larger butt and moderately thick waste. Still pretty good.

Then I saw her face - dear Mary Mother of Jesus - my eyes, my eyes!!

It belonged to what looked to be a 65-70 year old woman. Like a non-green Wicked Witch of the West.

How the fuck does that happen? What was Mother Nature thinking of when it created that anomaly?

 

[Pirate Code]

Butterface is sad.

 

[sonoman]

My eyes were attracted to a delicate pair of feet in flip flops, toes painted a vivid purple.

My eyes followed up to a couple of lovely ankles, slim, strong calves and sleek, cellulite-free backs of thighs covered in flawless, smooth skin. perfect stemware.

I saw exactly the same today, but attached to a gorgeous 20-something. Some of the most gorgeous legs (and feet) I've ever seen.

 

[shockley]

I think God likes to play tricks on us sometimes. Think of the runner named Usain Bolt, who is the fastest man in the world. There is a young cyclist in Victoria who will be doing some upcoming competitions for some national event, and his name is Ryder.

He finished 18th in this year's Tour De France.:thumb: The winner was Cadel Evans from Australia.:clap2: There is a certain homophobe on this board who can't stand cycling.ound:

 

[wilde]

When was the last time you posted about something positively? You are such a negative Nelly...

 

[Umbras]

I bet you have the same problem, women see you and say to themselves,"That guy was attractive..., well until he started talking that is:doh:.

 

[Tugela]

My eyes were attracted to a delicate pair of feet in flip flops, toes painted a vivid purple.

You see, the problem is standards! Most people would be ok with toenails painted purple, but the toes as well?? Surely that was a dead giveaway that something would be amiss further up as well!!